When assembling your IKEA dog, please make sure that you follow the instructions carefully ...

[aces7high2004@mastodon.social]

@raaahbin @Natasha_Jay Nice! Looks very comfy. And the stripes! a very unique looking dog you have (aren’t they all?), but still, when I see stripes, I think of hyenas. I hope it doesn’t offend you (as hyenas may be perceived as mean, while your dog looks anything but), so I mean it as a compliment:)

[kimlockhartga@beige.party]

@Natasha_Jay I love these silly kinds of dogs!

[joroingo@mstdn.social]

@Natasha_Jay
It almost seems like someone used cat assembling instructions for this

[natasha_jay@tech.lgbt]

@Razemix
Missed indeed!

[tjader@mastodonsweden.se]

@MrAldisaADS @Natasha_Jay To Swedish-speakers that gag went into an entirely different direction (kåt meaning ‘horny’ in Swedish)

[zjb@mastodon.social]

哈哈，这个说明书也太认真了吧！不过组装狗狗的步骤确实不能马虎，不然它可能会少条腿什么的。

[just_tired@mastodon.world]

@Natasha_Jay
Have you tried updating the firmware?

[crazyeddie@mastodon.social]

@Natasha_Jay You teleported the dog?

At least it's not inside out. That happens.

[endicottauthor@mastodon.social]

@Natasha_Jay Well, you know, I DID follow the instructions.

[magmora@lgbtqia.space]

@Natasha_Jay dog.exe may have suffered an unknown error, please try restarting program.

[kshernandez@me.dm]

@Natasha_Jay Yeah, I think maybe refer back to those instructions starting at step 1. lol

[tidalflats@mastodon.coffee]

@Natasha_Jay @edwilk
Rookie mistake.

[mira@shark.community]

@Natasha_Jay Oh, to be that flexible

[flesh@transfem.social]

@Natasha_Jay@tech.lgbt Eh, it'll work out well enough in actual use.

[misterscience@mastodon.world]

@Natasha_Jay

Is that the RØVÊR or the FÏDO?

[outfrost@mastodon.social]

@raaahbin @Aces7high2004 @Natasha_Jay

#dogsofmastodon

[onkelhotte@metalhead.club]

@Natasha_Jay great ..

[edcates@mastodon.social]

@Natasha_Jay Never, ever put your dog in "Escher Mode."

[aces7high2004@mastodon.social]

@outfrost @raaahbin @Natasha_Jay Nice! Happy dreaming:) My Rey jumps on beds, couches, armchairs, whatever is softer, as soon as I'm out of the door:) Can't you blame them? She also needs to be touching something in her sleep.

[cynblogger@sfba.social]

@Natasha_Jay