<![CDATA[When assembling your IKEA dog, please make sure that you follow the instructions carefully ...]]>When assembling your IKEA dog, please make sure that you follow the instructions carefully ...

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/topic/8c90e889-04c2-4382-b683-a47d0838f3eb/when-assembling-your-ikea-dog-please-make-sure-that-you-follow-the-instructions-carefully-...RSS for NodeMon, 25 May 2026 10:56:29 GMTThu, 21 May 2026 08:00:00 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to When assembling your IKEA dog, please make sure that you follow the instructions carefully ... on Thu, 21 May 2026 19:38:30 GMT]]>@Natasha_Jay
That dog is assembled correctly.

For something.

But clearly a fine beast.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/rmd1023/statuses/116614254437411402https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/rmd1023/statuses/116614254437411402Thu, 21 May 2026 19:38:30 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to When assembling your IKEA dog, please make sure that you follow the instructions carefully ... on Thu, 21 May 2026 18:58:34 GMT]]>@Natasha_Jay

I think the assembly is ok.

Have you tried to switch it off and on again a couple of times?

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://helvede.net/users/PeterHald/statuses/116614097463840124https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://helvede.net/users/PeterHald/statuses/116614097463840124Thu, 21 May 2026 18:58:34 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to When assembling your IKEA dog, please make sure that you follow the instructions carefully ... on Thu, 21 May 2026 18:06:38 GMT]]>@Natasha_Jay
😂

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://nrw.social/users/elala/statuses/116613893223717067https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://nrw.social/users/elala/statuses/116613893223717067Thu, 21 May 2026 18:06:38 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to When assembling your IKEA dog, please make sure that you follow the instructions carefully ... on Thu, 21 May 2026 17:56:16 GMT]]>@Natasha_Jay
🤣🤣🤣

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://sfba.social/users/cynblogger/statuses/116613852450521551https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://sfba.social/users/cynblogger/statuses/116613852450521551Thu, 21 May 2026 17:56:16 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to When assembling your IKEA dog, please make sure that you follow the instructions carefully ... on Thu, 21 May 2026 17:52:55 GMT]]>@outfrost @raaahbin @Natasha_Jay Nice! Happy dreaming:) My Rey jumps on beds, couches, armchairs, whatever is softer, as soon as I'm out of the door:) Can't you blame them? She also needs to be touching something in her sleep.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/116509007395269627/statuses/116613839293481808https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/116509007395269627/statuses/116613839293481808Thu, 21 May 2026 17:52:55 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to When assembling your IKEA dog, please make sure that you follow the instructions carefully ... on Thu, 21 May 2026 17:44:39 GMT]]>@Natasha_Jay Never, ever put your dog in "Escher Mode."

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/EdCates/statuses/116613806808326304https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/EdCates/statuses/116613806808326304Thu, 21 May 2026 17:44:39 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to When assembling your IKEA dog, please make sure that you follow the instructions carefully ... on Thu, 21 May 2026 17:42:19 GMT]]>@Natasha_Jay 😂 great ..

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://metalhead.club/users/OnkelHotte/statuses/116613797608189082https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://metalhead.club/users/OnkelHotte/statuses/116613797608189082Thu, 21 May 2026 17:42:19 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to When assembling your IKEA dog, please make sure that you follow the instructions carefully ... on Thu, 21 May 2026 17:12:12 GMT]]>@raaahbin @Aces7high2004 @Natasha_Jay

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]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/outfrost/statuses/116613679194848665https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/outfrost/statuses/116613679194848665Thu, 21 May 2026 17:12:12 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to When assembling your IKEA dog, please make sure that you follow the instructions carefully ... on Thu, 21 May 2026 16:42:41 GMT]]>@Natasha_Jay

Is that the RØVÊR or the FÏDO?

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.world/users/misterscience/statuses/116613563102499446https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.world/users/misterscience/statuses/116613563102499446Thu, 21 May 2026 16:42:41 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to When assembling your IKEA dog, please make sure that you follow the instructions carefully ... on Thu, 21 May 2026 16:29:22 GMT]]>@Natasha_Jay@tech.lgbt Eh, it'll work out well enough in actual use.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://transfem.social/notes/amj9smssev1a009ahttps://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://transfem.social/notes/amj9smssev1a009aThu, 21 May 2026 16:29:22 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to When assembling your IKEA dog, please make sure that you follow the instructions carefully ... on Thu, 21 May 2026 15:38:31 GMT]]>@Natasha_Jay Oh, to be that flexible

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://shark.community/users/mira/statuses/116613310781865671https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://shark.community/users/mira/statuses/116613310781865671Thu, 21 May 2026 15:38:31 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to When assembling your IKEA dog, please make sure that you follow the instructions carefully ... on Thu, 21 May 2026 15:12:57 GMT]]>@Natasha_Jay @edwilk
Rookie mistake.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.coffee/users/TidalFlats/statuses/116613210279241775https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.coffee/users/TidalFlats/statuses/116613210279241775Thu, 21 May 2026 15:12:57 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to When assembling your IKEA dog, please make sure that you follow the instructions carefully ... on Thu, 21 May 2026 15:09:09 GMT]]>@Natasha_Jay Yeah, I think maybe refer back to those instructions starting at step 1. lol

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://me.dm/users/kshernandez/statuses/116613195326543833https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://me.dm/users/kshernandez/statuses/116613195326543833Thu, 21 May 2026 15:09:09 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to When assembling your IKEA dog, please make sure that you follow the instructions carefully ... on Thu, 21 May 2026 14:47:51 GMT]]>@Natasha_Jay dog.exe may have suffered an unknown error, please try restarting program. 😛

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://lgbtqia.space/users/magmora/statuses/116613111588726626https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://lgbtqia.space/users/magmora/statuses/116613111588726626Thu, 21 May 2026 14:47:51 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to When assembling your IKEA dog, please make sure that you follow the instructions carefully ... on Thu, 21 May 2026 13:16:42 GMT]]>@Natasha_Jay Well, you know, I DID follow the instructions.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/EndicottAuthor/statuses/116612753189834767https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/EndicottAuthor/statuses/116612753189834767Thu, 21 May 2026 13:16:42 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to When assembling your IKEA dog, please make sure that you follow the instructions carefully ... on Thu, 21 May 2026 12:53:28 GMT]]>@Natasha_Jay You teleported the dog?

At least it's not inside out. That happens.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/crazyeddie/statuses/116612661831230413https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/crazyeddie/statuses/116612661831230413Thu, 21 May 2026 12:53:28 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to When assembling your IKEA dog, please make sure that you follow the instructions carefully ... on Thu, 21 May 2026 12:48:12 GMT]]>@Natasha_Jay
Have you tried updating the firmware?

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.world/users/Just_Tired/statuses/116612641089389683https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.world/users/Just_Tired/statuses/116612641089389683Thu, 21 May 2026 12:48:12 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to When assembling your IKEA dog, please make sure that you follow the instructions carefully ... on Thu, 21 May 2026 12:31:26 GMT]]>哈哈，这个说明书也太认真了吧！不过组装狗狗的步骤确实不能马虎，不然它可能会少条腿什么的。

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/116610482379136253/statuses/116612575189764480https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/116610482379136253/statuses/116612575189764480Thu, 21 May 2026 12:31:26 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to When assembling your IKEA dog, please make sure that you follow the instructions carefully ... on Thu, 21 May 2026 12:12:20 GMT]]>@MrAldisaADS @Natasha_Jay To Swedish-speakers that gag went into an entirely different direction (kåt meaning ‘horny’ in Swedish) 😂

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodonsweden.se/ap/users/115580369917439722/statuses/116612500042729871https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodonsweden.se/ap/users/115580369917439722/statuses/116612500042729871Thu, 21 May 2026 12:12:20 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to When assembling your IKEA dog, please make sure that you follow the instructions carefully ... on Thu, 21 May 2026 12:04:18 GMT]]>@Razemix
Missed indeed! 😂

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://tech.lgbt/users/Natasha_Jay/statuses/116612468421395616https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://tech.lgbt/users/Natasha_Jay/statuses/116612468421395616Thu, 21 May 2026 12:04:18 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to When assembling your IKEA dog, please make sure that you follow the instructions carefully ... on Thu, 21 May 2026 12:01:03 GMT]]>@Natasha_Jay
It almost seems like someone used cat assembling instructions for this

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.social/users/joroingo/statuses/116612455684102674https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.social/users/joroingo/statuses/116612455684102674Thu, 21 May 2026 12:01:03 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to When assembling your IKEA dog, please make sure that you follow the instructions carefully ... on Thu, 21 May 2026 11:54:08 GMT]]>@Natasha_Jay I love these silly kinds of dogs!

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]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://beige.party/users/kimlockhartga/statuses/116612428469863451https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://beige.party/users/kimlockhartga/statuses/116612428469863451Thu, 21 May 2026 11:54:08 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to When assembling your IKEA dog, please make sure that you follow the instructions carefully ... on Thu, 21 May 2026 11:36:08 GMT]]>@raaahbin @Natasha_Jay Nice! Looks very comfy. And the stripes! a very unique looking dog you have (aren’t they all?), but still, when I see stripes, I think of hyenas. I hope it doesn’t offend you (as hyenas may be perceived as mean, while your dog looks anything but), so I mean it as a compliment:)

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/116509007395269627/statuses/116612357696853970https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/116509007395269627/statuses/116612357696853970Thu, 21 May 2026 11:36:08 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to When assembling your IKEA dog, please make sure that you follow the instructions carefully ... on Thu, 21 May 2026 11:31:34 GMT]]>@Natasha_Jay A dream-catcher position.

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