When assembling your IKEA dog, please make sure that you follow the instructions carefully ...

[tjader@mastodonsweden.se]

@MrAldisaADS @Natasha_Jay To Swedish-speakers that gag went into an entirely different direction (kåt meaning ‘horny’ in Swedish)

[zjb@mastodon.social]

哈哈，这个说明书也太认真了吧！不过组装狗狗的步骤确实不能马虎，不然它可能会少条腿什么的。

[just_tired@mastodon.world]

@Natasha_Jay
Have you tried updating the firmware?

[crazyeddie@mastodon.social]

@Natasha_Jay You teleported the dog?

At least it's not inside out. That happens.

[endicottauthor@mastodon.social]

@Natasha_Jay Well, you know, I DID follow the instructions.

[magmora@lgbtqia.space]

@Natasha_Jay dog.exe may have suffered an unknown error, please try restarting program.

[kshernandez@me.dm]

@Natasha_Jay Yeah, I think maybe refer back to those instructions starting at step 1. lol

[tidalflats@mastodon.coffee]

@Natasha_Jay @edwilk
Rookie mistake.

[mira@shark.community]

@Natasha_Jay Oh, to be that flexible

[flesh@transfem.social]

@Natasha_Jay@tech.lgbt Eh, it'll work out well enough in actual use.

[misterscience@mastodon.world]

@Natasha_Jay

Is that the RØVÊR or the FÏDO?

[outfrost@mastodon.social]

@raaahbin @Aces7high2004 @Natasha_Jay

#dogsofmastodon

[onkelhotte@metalhead.club]

@Natasha_Jay great ..

[edcates@mastodon.social]

@Natasha_Jay Never, ever put your dog in "Escher Mode."

[aces7high2004@mastodon.social]

@outfrost @raaahbin @Natasha_Jay Nice! Happy dreaming:) My Rey jumps on beds, couches, armchairs, whatever is softer, as soon as I'm out of the door:) Can't you blame them? She also needs to be touching something in her sleep.

[cynblogger@sfba.social]

@Natasha_Jay

[elala@nrw.social]

@Natasha_Jay

[peterhald@helvede.net]

@Natasha_Jay

I think the assembly is ok.

Have you tried to switch it off and on again a couple of times?

[rmd1023@infosec.exchange]

@Natasha_Jay
That dog is assembled correctly.

For something.

But clearly a fine beast.