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Meta spins up AI version of Mark Zuckerberg to engage with employees https://arstechnica.com/ai/2026/04/meta-spins-up-ai-version-of-mark-zuckerberg-to-engage-with-employees/

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  • cwebber@social.coopC cwebber@social.coop

    Meta spins up AI version of Mark Zuckerberg to engage with employees https://arstechnica.com/ai/2026/04/meta-spins-up-ai-version-of-mark-zuckerberg-to-engage-with-employees/

    You know what, I'm trying to comment on this but I just can't think of anything funnier to say than how this is sure to turn out

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    @cwebber @mastodonmigration https://mastodon.infrageeks.social/@erik/116398039556846272

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    • cwebber@social.coopC cwebber@social.coop

      Meta spins up AI version of Mark Zuckerberg to engage with employees https://arstechnica.com/ai/2026/04/meta-spins-up-ai-version-of-mark-zuckerberg-to-engage-with-employees/

      You know what, I'm trying to comment on this but I just can't think of anything funnier to say than how this is sure to turn out

      dukeduke@mastodon.socialD This user is from outside of this forum
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      @cwebber

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      • cwebber@social.coopC cwebber@social.coop

        Meta spins up AI version of Mark Zuckerberg to engage with employees https://arstechnica.com/ai/2026/04/meta-spins-up-ai-version-of-mark-zuckerberg-to-engage-with-employees/

        You know what, I'm trying to comment on this but I just can't think of anything funnier to say than how this is sure to turn out

        landelare@mastodon.gamedev.placeL This user is from outside of this forum
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        @cwebber If it can be tricked into giving raises, I'm on board. Large-corp CEO is the most AI-replaceable job anyway.

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        • cwebber@social.coopC cwebber@social.coop

          Meta spins up AI version of Mark Zuckerberg to engage with employees https://arstechnica.com/ai/2026/04/meta-spins-up-ai-version-of-mark-zuckerberg-to-engage-with-employees/

          You know what, I'm trying to comment on this but I just can't think of anything funnier to say than how this is sure to turn out

          jaap@mastodon.bsd.cafeJ This user is from outside of this forum
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          @cwebber

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          • cwebber@social.coopC cwebber@social.coop

            Meta spins up AI version of Mark Zuckerberg to engage with employees https://arstechnica.com/ai/2026/04/meta-spins-up-ai-version-of-mark-zuckerberg-to-engage-with-employees/

            You know what, I'm trying to comment on this but I just can't think of anything funnier to say than how this is sure to turn out

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            @cwebber

            The perpetually-scanning face of a very confused and lost ro-boy who hates that all of reality isn't just polished aluminum and recharging outlets.

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            • cwebber@social.coopC cwebber@social.coop

              Deputizing @vv as my AI persona for the sake of this thread

              regendans@todon.euR This user is from outside of this forum
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              @cwebber @vv Quite frankly and if you'd ask me ,,,,,,, in these two images Mark and his A.I. shadow robot both look like sick people, they need help! 😮

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              • cwebber@social.coopC cwebber@social.coop

                Meta spins up AI version of Mark Zuckerberg to engage with employees https://arstechnica.com/ai/2026/04/meta-spins-up-ai-version-of-mark-zuckerberg-to-engage-with-employees/

                You know what, I'm trying to comment on this but I just can't think of anything funnier to say than how this is sure to turn out

                ahltorp@mastodon.nuA This user is from outside of this forum
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                #53

                @cwebber Smells a bit like 百花齊放

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                • cwebber@social.coopC cwebber@social.coop

                  You can engage with my AI persona in the replies instead, it may have funny things to say

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                  @cwebber I'd make a funny "clanker" name with him but don't want to be accidentally hired by fb

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                  • mehdi_benadel@mastodon.balamb.frM mehdi_benadel@mastodon.balamb.fr

                    @cwebber Kudos To Mark for trying to replace himself, this should be easier to do than for any other human on this planet.

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                    @mehdi_benadel @cwebber I'm sure that was the plot of a John Malkovich movie. Only his machine clone was going to the moon.

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                    • craignicol@glasgow.socialC craignicol@glasgow.social

                      @mehdi_benadel @cwebber I'm sure that was the plot of a John Malkovich movie. Only his machine clone was going to the moon.

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                      @mehdi_benadel @cwebber https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Making_Mr._Right

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                      • cwebber@social.coopC cwebber@social.coop

                        Meta spins up AI version of Mark Zuckerberg to engage with employees https://arstechnica.com/ai/2026/04/meta-spins-up-ai-version-of-mark-zuckerberg-to-engage-with-employees/

                        You know what, I'm trying to comment on this but I just can't think of anything funnier to say than how this is sure to turn out

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                        @cwebber
                        How do you tell your employees you don't care about them...
                        Fuck me, what an imbecile.

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                        • bean@twoot.siteB bean@twoot.site

                          @cwebber but does Mark's AIsona have legs?

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                          @bean @cwebber

                          How dare you. It has all 29.5 of them.

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                          • cwebber@social.coopC cwebber@social.coop

                            Meta spins up AI version of Mark Zuckerberg to engage with employees https://arstechnica.com/ai/2026/04/meta-spins-up-ai-version-of-mark-zuckerberg-to-engage-with-employees/

                            You know what, I'm trying to comment on this but I just can't think of anything funnier to say than how this is sure to turn out

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                            @cwebber

                            something about the Wizard of Oz

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                            • makeratschool@kanoa.deM makeratschool@kanoa.de

                              @cwebber We all know how this will end ...
                              (I'm sure you can see the resemblance, too, right?)

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                              @makeratschool @cwebber

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                              • cwebber@social.coopC cwebber@social.coop

                                Meta spins up AI version of Mark Zuckerberg to engage with employees https://arstechnica.com/ai/2026/04/meta-spins-up-ai-version-of-mark-zuckerberg-to-engage-with-employees/

                                You know what, I'm trying to comment on this but I just can't think of anything funnier to say than how this is sure to turn out

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                                @cwebber ridiculous. An AI version of thr Zuck implies a non AI version of the Zuck.

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                                • cwebber@social.coopC cwebber@social.coop

                                  Meta spins up AI version of Mark Zuckerberg to engage with employees https://arstechnica.com/ai/2026/04/meta-spins-up-ai-version-of-mark-zuckerberg-to-engage-with-employees/

                                  You know what, I'm trying to comment on this but I just can't think of anything funnier to say than how this is sure to turn out

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                                  @cwebber Will it be warm, lovable and human -- all the things the Original is not?

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                                  • cwebber@social.coopC cwebber@social.coop

                                    Meta spins up AI version of Mark Zuckerberg to engage with employees https://arstechnica.com/ai/2026/04/meta-spins-up-ai-version-of-mark-zuckerberg-to-engage-with-employees/

                                    You know what, I'm trying to comment on this but I just can't think of anything funnier to say than how this is sure to turn out

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                                    @cwebber
                                    BREAKING!

                                    AI-k AI-kberg said to be more humane than actual Mark Zuck

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                                    • cwebber@social.coopC cwebber@social.coop

                                      Meta spins up AI version of Mark Zuckerberg to engage with employees https://arstechnica.com/ai/2026/04/meta-spins-up-ai-version-of-mark-zuckerberg-to-engage-with-employees/

                                      You know what, I'm trying to comment on this but I just can't think of anything funnier to say than how this is sure to turn out

                                      batsify@ruby.socialB This user is from outside of this forum
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                                      @cwebber Another way to disrespect a human being. Again.

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                                      • cwebber@social.coopC cwebber@social.coop

                                        Meta spins up AI version of Mark Zuckerberg to engage with employees https://arstechnica.com/ai/2026/04/meta-spins-up-ai-version-of-mark-zuckerberg-to-engage-with-employees/

                                        You know what, I'm trying to comment on this but I just can't think of anything funnier to say than how this is sure to turn out

                                        viralobscurity@mstdn.socialV This user is from outside of this forum
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                                        @cwebber such low hanging fruit there

                                        If they wanted to impress people they should have cloned someone who doesn't already appear like a robotic souless entity

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                                        • cwebber@social.coopC cwebber@social.coop

                                          Meta spins up AI version of Mark Zuckerberg to engage with employees https://arstechnica.com/ai/2026/04/meta-spins-up-ai-version-of-mark-zuckerberg-to-engage-with-employees/

                                          You know what, I'm trying to comment on this but I just can't think of anything funnier to say than how this is sure to turn out

                                          magmora@lgbtqia.spaceM This user is from outside of this forum
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                                          @cwebber 'In a strange turn of events, the Meta AI that was recently unveiled appears to have a more human countenance than the person it was modeled after...'

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