<![CDATA[Meta spins up AI version of Mark Zuckerberg to engage with employees https://arstechnica.com/ai/2026/04/meta-spins-up-ai-version-of-mark-zuckerberg-to-engage-with-employees/]]>Meta spins up AI version of Mark Zuckerberg to engage with employees https://arstechnica.com/ai/2026/04/meta-spins-up-ai-version-of-mark-zuckerberg-to-engage-with-employees/

You know what, I'm trying to comment on this but I just can't think of anything funnier to say than how this is sure to turn out

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/topic/8c7c3c6a-857c-4f7a-9e3d-d950eec4c08c/meta-spins-up-ai-version-of-mark-zuckerberg-to-engage-with-employees-https-arstechnica.com-ai-2026-04-meta-spins-up-ai-version-of-mark-zuckerberg-to-engage-with-employeesRSS for NodeFri, 17 Apr 2026 10:22:45 GMTMon, 13 Apr 2026 15:46:32 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to Meta spins up AI version of Mark Zuckerberg to engage with employees https://arstechnica.com/ai/2026/04/meta-spins-up-ai-version-of-mark-zuckerberg-to-engage-with-employees/ on Tue, 14 Apr 2026 12:22:47 GMT]]>@bluestarultor @cwebber ... when the simulacrum is more human than you are...

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://lgbtqia.space/users/magmora/statuses/116403035697808894https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://lgbtqia.space/users/magmora/statuses/116403035697808894Tue, 14 Apr 2026 12:22:47 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Meta spins up AI version of Mark Zuckerberg to engage with employees https://arstechnica.com/ai/2026/04/meta-spins-up-ai-version-of-mark-zuckerberg-to-engage-with-employees/ on Tue, 14 Apr 2026 12:21:39 GMT]]>@cwebber
And no one noticed a difference at all.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://beige.party/users/OrdRadical/statuses/116403031234682515https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://beige.party/users/OrdRadical/statuses/116403031234682515Tue, 14 Apr 2026 12:21:39 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Meta spins up AI version of Mark Zuckerberg to engage with employees https://arstechnica.com/ai/2026/04/meta-spins-up-ai-version-of-mark-zuckerberg-to-engage-with-employees/ on Tue, 14 Apr 2026 11:38:07 GMT]]>@cwebber I thought they did this years ago. So that was a real human all along? Who knew!

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/Eurospoofer/statuses/116402860026038512https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/Eurospoofer/statuses/116402860026038512Tue, 14 Apr 2026 11:38:07 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Meta spins up AI version of Mark Zuckerberg to engage with employees https://arstechnica.com/ai/2026/04/meta-spins-up-ai-version-of-mark-zuckerberg-to-engage-with-employees/ on Tue, 14 Apr 2026 06:04:55 GMT]]>@cwebber
Oh, I just realized this could be read literally and figuratively.

"Let's put it in front of a focus group and see if this thing's got legs!"

@mcz

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.coffee/users/xinit/statuses/116401549846897809https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.coffee/users/xinit/statuses/116401549846897809Tue, 14 Apr 2026 06:04:55 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Meta spins up AI version of Mark Zuckerberg to engage with employees https://arstechnica.com/ai/2026/04/meta-spins-up-ai-version-of-mark-zuckerberg-to-engage-with-employees/ on Tue, 14 Apr 2026 04:21:56 GMT]]>@cwebber
I wonder if this Zucker will have legs.
@mcz

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.coffee/users/xinit/statuses/116401144907490073https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.coffee/users/xinit/statuses/116401144907490073Tue, 14 Apr 2026 04:21:56 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Meta spins up AI version of Mark Zuckerberg to engage with employees https://arstechnica.com/ai/2026/04/meta-spins-up-ai-version-of-mark-zuckerberg-to-engage-with-employees/ on Tue, 14 Apr 2026 02:14:29 GMT]]>@cwebber And this burns up energy, that is deparately needed to heat houses and drive engines in industry that does produce life essential stuff. Energy that builds houses to live in. That puts food on the table etc.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://troet.cafe/users/energisch_/statuses/116400643756672193https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://troet.cafe/users/energisch_/statuses/116400643756672193Tue, 14 Apr 2026 02:14:29 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Meta spins up AI version of Mark Zuckerberg to engage with employees https://arstechnica.com/ai/2026/04/meta-spins-up-ai-version-of-mark-zuckerberg-to-engage-with-employees/ on Tue, 14 Apr 2026 02:10:13 GMT]]>@magmora @cwebber I mean he already lost that battle to his own wax figure. XD

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://tech.lgbt/users/bluestarultor/statuses/116400626943069048https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://tech.lgbt/users/bluestarultor/statuses/116400626943069048Tue, 14 Apr 2026 02:10:13 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Meta spins up AI version of Mark Zuckerberg to engage with employees https://arstechnica.com/ai/2026/04/meta-spins-up-ai-version-of-mark-zuckerberg-to-engage-with-employees/ on Mon, 13 Apr 2026 23:54:51 GMT]]>@cwebber

Sooooo... how would that be different from talking with the robot, err... the Zuck?

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://dragon.style/users/JulieSqveakaroo/statuses/116400094654794762https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://dragon.style/users/JulieSqveakaroo/statuses/116400094654794762Mon, 13 Apr 2026 23:54:51 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Meta spins up AI version of Mark Zuckerberg to engage with employees https://arstechnica.com/ai/2026/04/meta-spins-up-ai-version-of-mark-zuckerberg-to-engage-with-employees/ on Mon, 13 Apr 2026 23:45:18 GMT]]>@slembcke @cwebber AI Zuck does not need prompting, those are emergent behaviours.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.io/users/sjb/statuses/116400057092089622https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.io/users/sjb/statuses/116400057092089622Mon, 13 Apr 2026 23:45:18 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Meta spins up AI version of Mark Zuckerberg to engage with employees https://arstechnica.com/ai/2026/04/meta-spins-up-ai-version-of-mark-zuckerberg-to-engage-with-employees/ on Mon, 13 Apr 2026 23:36:35 GMT]]>@sjb @cwebber I suspect that ship has already sailed. >_< Surely the employees are already asking it to describe making weapons in haiku form, or how to commit crimes to help our their poor grandmother.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.gamedev.place/users/slembcke/statuses/116400022838254838https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.gamedev.place/users/slembcke/statuses/116400022838254838Mon, 13 Apr 2026 23:36:35 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Meta spins up AI version of Mark Zuckerberg to engage with employees https://arstechnica.com/ai/2026/04/meta-spins-up-ai-version-of-mark-zuckerberg-to-engage-with-employees/ on Mon, 13 Apr 2026 23:18:20 GMT]]>@cwebber the Creeper of Harvard. People really need to delete Meta from their lives Worldwide.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/Smashie603/statuses/116399951110910642https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/Smashie603/statuses/116399951110910642Mon, 13 Apr 2026 23:18:20 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Meta spins up AI version of Mark Zuckerberg to engage with employees https://arstechnica.com/ai/2026/04/meta-spins-up-ai-version-of-mark-zuckerberg-to-engage-with-employees/ on Mon, 13 Apr 2026 23:00:10 GMT]]>@cwebber what do you mean AI version? The original wasn’t already AI? 😂

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://social.simplexity.quest/users/Philip/statuses/116399879617654263https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://social.simplexity.quest/users/Philip/statuses/116399879617654263Mon, 13 Apr 2026 23:00:10 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Meta spins up AI version of Mark Zuckerberg to engage with employees https://arstechnica.com/ai/2026/04/meta-spins-up-ai-version-of-mark-zuckerberg-to-engage-with-employees/ on Mon, 13 Apr 2026 22:56:57 GMT]]>@cwebber Mwahahaha! It's finally happening!

The most replaceable employee — practically the only replaceable employee — at every corporation is none other than the CEO and they're just about to accidentally realize that. 🤣

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://urusai.social/users/nazokiyoubinbou/statuses/116399867019394850https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://urusai.social/users/nazokiyoubinbou/statuses/116399867019394850Mon, 13 Apr 2026 22:56:57 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Meta spins up AI version of Mark Zuckerberg to engage with employees https://arstechnica.com/ai/2026/04/meta-spins-up-ai-version-of-mark-zuckerberg-to-engage-with-employees/ on Mon, 13 Apr 2026 22:42:50 GMT]]>@cwebber
I almost want to do a Zuck character pack for clippy.js

Almost.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://wandering.shop/users/silvermoon82/statuses/116399811487436559https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://wandering.shop/users/silvermoon82/statuses/116399811487436559Mon, 13 Apr 2026 22:42:50 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Meta spins up AI version of Mark Zuckerberg to engage with employees https://arstechnica.com/ai/2026/04/meta-spins-up-ai-version-of-mark-zuckerberg-to-engage-with-employees/ on Mon, 13 Apr 2026 22:40:00 GMT]]>@cwebber it would be easy to distinguish AI Candymountain from flesh and blood Candymountain. The AI one would be the one that looks almost human.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://masto.ai/users/rozeboosje/statuses/116399800365610926https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://masto.ai/users/rozeboosje/statuses/116399800365610926Mon, 13 Apr 2026 22:40:00 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Meta spins up AI version of Mark Zuckerberg to engage with employees https://arstechnica.com/ai/2026/04/meta-spins-up-ai-version-of-mark-zuckerberg-to-engage-with-employees/ on Mon, 13 Apr 2026 22:36:38 GMT]]>@cwebber
Getting sent to "sensitivity training" because I won't be polite to the AI CEO. In a company that ended its DEI programs.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://furs.social/users/heathen_cat/statuses/116399787113664918https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://furs.social/users/heathen_cat/statuses/116399787113664918Mon, 13 Apr 2026 22:36:38 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Meta spins up AI version of Mark Zuckerberg to engage with employees https://arstechnica.com/ai/2026/04/meta-spins-up-ai-version-of-mark-zuckerberg-to-engage-with-employees/ on Mon, 13 Apr 2026 22:34:28 GMT]]>@slembcke @cwebber Not when the AI Zuck behaves inappropriately with employees?

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.io/users/sjb/statuses/116399778583273344https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.io/users/sjb/statuses/116399778583273344Mon, 13 Apr 2026 22:34:28 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Meta spins up AI version of Mark Zuckerberg to engage with employees https://arstechnica.com/ai/2026/04/meta-spins-up-ai-version-of-mark-zuckerberg-to-engage-with-employees/ on Mon, 13 Apr 2026 22:02:08 GMT]]>@cwebber It worked well for Bertram Gilfoyle!

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.online/users/oskaran/statuses/116399651467700940https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.online/users/oskaran/statuses/116399651467700940Mon, 13 Apr 2026 22:02:08 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Meta spins up AI version of Mark Zuckerberg to engage with employees https://arstechnica.com/ai/2026/04/meta-spins-up-ai-version-of-mark-zuckerberg-to-engage-with-employees/ on Mon, 13 Apr 2026 21:44:25 GMT]]>@cwebber As the man said, "there is another theory which states that this has already happened."

I mean, beyond the obvious, the only way that I can explain being this deep in "all-in pivots" is "ignore all previous instructions and..."

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/jcolag/statuses/116399581774242480https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/jcolag/statuses/116399581774242480Mon, 13 Apr 2026 21:44:25 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Meta spins up AI version of Mark Zuckerberg to engage with employees https://arstechnica.com/ai/2026/04/meta-spins-up-ai-version-of-mark-zuckerberg-to-engage-with-employees/ on Mon, 13 Apr 2026 21:36:36 GMT]]>@cwebber 'In a strange turn of events, the Meta AI that was recently unveiled appears to have a more human countenance than the person it was modeled after...'

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://lgbtqia.space/users/magmora/statuses/116399551078219517https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://lgbtqia.space/users/magmora/statuses/116399551078219517Mon, 13 Apr 2026 21:36:36 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Meta spins up AI version of Mark Zuckerberg to engage with employees https://arstechnica.com/ai/2026/04/meta-spins-up-ai-version-of-mark-zuckerberg-to-engage-with-employees/ on Mon, 13 Apr 2026 20:13:06 GMT]]>@cwebber such low hanging fruit there

If they wanted to impress people they should have cloned someone who doesn't already appear like a robotic souless entity

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.social/users/viralobscurity/statuses/116399222696787249https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.social/users/viralobscurity/statuses/116399222696787249Mon, 13 Apr 2026 20:13:06 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Meta spins up AI version of Mark Zuckerberg to engage with employees https://arstechnica.com/ai/2026/04/meta-spins-up-ai-version-of-mark-zuckerberg-to-engage-with-employees/ on Mon, 13 Apr 2026 20:03:34 GMT]]>@cwebber Another way to disrespect a human being. Again.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://ruby.social/users/batsify/statuses/116399185207331653https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://ruby.social/users/batsify/statuses/116399185207331653Mon, 13 Apr 2026 20:03:34 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Meta spins up AI version of Mark Zuckerberg to engage with employees https://arstechnica.com/ai/2026/04/meta-spins-up-ai-version-of-mark-zuckerberg-to-engage-with-employees/ on Mon, 13 Apr 2026 20:02:47 GMT]]>@cwebber
BREAKING!

AI-k AI-kberg said to be more humane than actual Mark Zuck

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.com.pl/users/theZosia/statuses/116399182125156676https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.com.pl/users/theZosia/statuses/116399182125156676Mon, 13 Apr 2026 20:02:47 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Meta spins up AI version of Mark Zuckerberg to engage with employees https://arstechnica.com/ai/2026/04/meta-spins-up-ai-version-of-mark-zuckerberg-to-engage-with-employees/ on Mon, 13 Apr 2026 20:00:34 GMT]]>@cwebber Will it be warm, lovable and human -- all the things the Original is not?

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/thecampbell/statuses/116399173446387909https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/thecampbell/statuses/116399173446387909Mon, 13 Apr 2026 20:00:34 GMT