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Meta spins up AI version of Mark Zuckerberg to engage with employees https://arstechnica.com/ai/2026/04/meta-spins-up-ai-version-of-mark-zuckerberg-to-engage-with-employees/

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  • cwebber@social.coopC cwebber@social.coop

    Meta spins up AI version of Mark Zuckerberg to engage with employees https://arstechnica.com/ai/2026/04/meta-spins-up-ai-version-of-mark-zuckerberg-to-engage-with-employees/

    You know what, I'm trying to comment on this but I just can't think of anything funnier to say than how this is sure to turn out

    wtrmt@mastodon.socialW This user is from outside of this forum
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    @cwebber I do hope that ZuckAi degrades like the portrait of Dorian Gray based on the ZuckReal public perception

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    • cwebber@social.coopC cwebber@social.coop

      Meta spins up AI version of Mark Zuckerberg to engage with employees https://arstechnica.com/ai/2026/04/meta-spins-up-ai-version-of-mark-zuckerberg-to-engage-with-employees/

      You know what, I'm trying to comment on this but I just can't think of anything funnier to say than how this is sure to turn out

      drwho@masto.hackers.townD This user is from outside of this forum
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      @cwebber How could anyone tell?

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      • cwebber@social.coopC cwebber@social.coop

        Meta spins up AI version of Mark Zuckerberg to engage with employees https://arstechnica.com/ai/2026/04/meta-spins-up-ai-version-of-mark-zuckerberg-to-engage-with-employees/

        You know what, I'm trying to comment on this but I just can't think of anything funnier to say than how this is sure to turn out

        art_histories@mastodon.socialA This user is from outside of this forum
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        @cwebber Even the one version is one too many.

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        • cwebber@social.coopC cwebber@social.coop

          Meta spins up AI version of Mark Zuckerberg to engage with employees https://arstechnica.com/ai/2026/04/meta-spins-up-ai-version-of-mark-zuckerberg-to-engage-with-employees/

          You know what, I'm trying to comment on this but I just can't think of anything funnier to say than how this is sure to turn out

          erik@mastodon.infrageeks.socialE This user is from outside of this forum
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          @cwebber @mastodonmigration https://mastodon.infrageeks.social/@erik/116398039556846272

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          • cwebber@social.coopC cwebber@social.coop

            Meta spins up AI version of Mark Zuckerberg to engage with employees https://arstechnica.com/ai/2026/04/meta-spins-up-ai-version-of-mark-zuckerberg-to-engage-with-employees/

            You know what, I'm trying to comment on this but I just can't think of anything funnier to say than how this is sure to turn out

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            @cwebber

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            • cwebber@social.coopC cwebber@social.coop

              Meta spins up AI version of Mark Zuckerberg to engage with employees https://arstechnica.com/ai/2026/04/meta-spins-up-ai-version-of-mark-zuckerberg-to-engage-with-employees/

              You know what, I'm trying to comment on this but I just can't think of anything funnier to say than how this is sure to turn out

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              @cwebber If it can be tricked into giving raises, I'm on board. Large-corp CEO is the most AI-replaceable job anyway.

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              • cwebber@social.coopC cwebber@social.coop

                Meta spins up AI version of Mark Zuckerberg to engage with employees https://arstechnica.com/ai/2026/04/meta-spins-up-ai-version-of-mark-zuckerberg-to-engage-with-employees/

                You know what, I'm trying to comment on this but I just can't think of anything funnier to say than how this is sure to turn out

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                @cwebber

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                • cwebber@social.coopC cwebber@social.coop

                  Meta spins up AI version of Mark Zuckerberg to engage with employees https://arstechnica.com/ai/2026/04/meta-spins-up-ai-version-of-mark-zuckerberg-to-engage-with-employees/

                  You know what, I'm trying to comment on this but I just can't think of anything funnier to say than how this is sure to turn out

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                  @cwebber

                  The perpetually-scanning face of a very confused and lost ro-boy who hates that all of reality isn't just polished aluminum and recharging outlets.

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                  • cwebber@social.coopC cwebber@social.coop

                    Deputizing @vv as my AI persona for the sake of this thread

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                    @cwebber @vv Quite frankly and if you'd ask me ,,,,,,, in these two images Mark and his A.I. shadow robot both look like sick people, they need help! 😮

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                    • cwebber@social.coopC cwebber@social.coop

                      Meta spins up AI version of Mark Zuckerberg to engage with employees https://arstechnica.com/ai/2026/04/meta-spins-up-ai-version-of-mark-zuckerberg-to-engage-with-employees/

                      You know what, I'm trying to comment on this but I just can't think of anything funnier to say than how this is sure to turn out

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                      @cwebber Smells a bit like 百花齊放

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                      • cwebber@social.coopC cwebber@social.coop

                        You can engage with my AI persona in the replies instead, it may have funny things to say

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                        @cwebber I'd make a funny "clanker" name with him but don't want to be accidentally hired by fb

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                        • mehdi_benadel@mastodon.balamb.frM mehdi_benadel@mastodon.balamb.fr

                          @cwebber Kudos To Mark for trying to replace himself, this should be easier to do than for any other human on this planet.

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                          @mehdi_benadel @cwebber I'm sure that was the plot of a John Malkovich movie. Only his machine clone was going to the moon.

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                          • craignicol@glasgow.socialC craignicol@glasgow.social

                            @mehdi_benadel @cwebber I'm sure that was the plot of a John Malkovich movie. Only his machine clone was going to the moon.

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                            @mehdi_benadel @cwebber https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Making_Mr._Right

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                            • cwebber@social.coopC cwebber@social.coop

                              Meta spins up AI version of Mark Zuckerberg to engage with employees https://arstechnica.com/ai/2026/04/meta-spins-up-ai-version-of-mark-zuckerberg-to-engage-with-employees/

                              You know what, I'm trying to comment on this but I just can't think of anything funnier to say than how this is sure to turn out

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                              @cwebber
                              How do you tell your employees you don't care about them...
                              Fuck me, what an imbecile.

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                              • bean@twoot.siteB bean@twoot.site

                                @cwebber but does Mark's AIsona have legs?

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                                @bean @cwebber

                                How dare you. It has all 29.5 of them.

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                                • cwebber@social.coopC cwebber@social.coop

                                  Meta spins up AI version of Mark Zuckerberg to engage with employees https://arstechnica.com/ai/2026/04/meta-spins-up-ai-version-of-mark-zuckerberg-to-engage-with-employees/

                                  You know what, I'm trying to comment on this but I just can't think of anything funnier to say than how this is sure to turn out

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                                  @cwebber

                                  something about the Wizard of Oz

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                                  • makeratschool@kanoa.deM makeratschool@kanoa.de

                                    @cwebber We all know how this will end ...
                                    (I'm sure you can see the resemblance, too, right?)

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                                    @makeratschool @cwebber

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                                    • cwebber@social.coopC cwebber@social.coop

                                      Meta spins up AI version of Mark Zuckerberg to engage with employees https://arstechnica.com/ai/2026/04/meta-spins-up-ai-version-of-mark-zuckerberg-to-engage-with-employees/

                                      You know what, I'm trying to comment on this but I just can't think of anything funnier to say than how this is sure to turn out

                                      rockpick@mastodon.socialR This user is from outside of this forum
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                                      @cwebber ridiculous. An AI version of thr Zuck implies a non AI version of the Zuck.

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                                      • cwebber@social.coopC cwebber@social.coop

                                        Meta spins up AI version of Mark Zuckerberg to engage with employees https://arstechnica.com/ai/2026/04/meta-spins-up-ai-version-of-mark-zuckerberg-to-engage-with-employees/

                                        You know what, I'm trying to comment on this but I just can't think of anything funnier to say than how this is sure to turn out

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                                        @cwebber Will it be warm, lovable and human -- all the things the Original is not?

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                                        • cwebber@social.coopC cwebber@social.coop

                                          Meta spins up AI version of Mark Zuckerberg to engage with employees https://arstechnica.com/ai/2026/04/meta-spins-up-ai-version-of-mark-zuckerberg-to-engage-with-employees/

                                          You know what, I'm trying to comment on this but I just can't think of anything funnier to say than how this is sure to turn out

                                          thezosia@mastodon.com.plT This user is from outside of this forum
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                                          @cwebber
                                          BREAKING!

                                          AI-k AI-kberg said to be more humane than actual Mark Zuck

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