Meta spins up AI version of Mark Zuckerberg to engage with employees https://arstechnica.com/ai/2026/04/meta-spins-up-ai-version-of-mark-zuckerberg-to-engage-with-employees/
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Meta spins up AI version of Mark Zuckerberg to engage with employees https://arstechnica.com/ai/2026/04/meta-spins-up-ai-version-of-mark-zuckerberg-to-engage-with-employees/
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@cwebber guess which version will be firing people left and right?
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Meta spins up AI version of Mark Zuckerberg to engage with employees https://arstechnica.com/ai/2026/04/meta-spins-up-ai-version-of-mark-zuckerberg-to-engage-with-employees/
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@cwebber I do hope that ZuckAi degrades like the portrait of Dorian Gray based on the ZuckReal public perception
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Meta spins up AI version of Mark Zuckerberg to engage with employees https://arstechnica.com/ai/2026/04/meta-spins-up-ai-version-of-mark-zuckerberg-to-engage-with-employees/
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@cwebber How could anyone tell?
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Meta spins up AI version of Mark Zuckerberg to engage with employees https://arstechnica.com/ai/2026/04/meta-spins-up-ai-version-of-mark-zuckerberg-to-engage-with-employees/
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@cwebber Even the one version is one too many.
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Meta spins up AI version of Mark Zuckerberg to engage with employees https://arstechnica.com/ai/2026/04/meta-spins-up-ai-version-of-mark-zuckerberg-to-engage-with-employees/
You know what, I'm trying to comment on this but I just can't think of anything funnier to say than how this is sure to turn out
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Meta spins up AI version of Mark Zuckerberg to engage with employees https://arstechnica.com/ai/2026/04/meta-spins-up-ai-version-of-mark-zuckerberg-to-engage-with-employees/
You know what, I'm trying to comment on this but I just can't think of anything funnier to say than how this is sure to turn out
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Meta spins up AI version of Mark Zuckerberg to engage with employees https://arstechnica.com/ai/2026/04/meta-spins-up-ai-version-of-mark-zuckerberg-to-engage-with-employees/
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@cwebber If it can be tricked into giving raises, I'm on board. Large-corp CEO is the most AI-replaceable job anyway.
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Meta spins up AI version of Mark Zuckerberg to engage with employees https://arstechnica.com/ai/2026/04/meta-spins-up-ai-version-of-mark-zuckerberg-to-engage-with-employees/
You know what, I'm trying to comment on this but I just can't think of anything funnier to say than how this is sure to turn out
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Meta spins up AI version of Mark Zuckerberg to engage with employees https://arstechnica.com/ai/2026/04/meta-spins-up-ai-version-of-mark-zuckerberg-to-engage-with-employees/
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The perpetually-scanning face of a very confused and lost ro-boy who hates that all of reality isn't just polished aluminum and recharging outlets.
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Deputizing @vv as my AI persona for the sake of this thread
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Meta spins up AI version of Mark Zuckerberg to engage with employees https://arstechnica.com/ai/2026/04/meta-spins-up-ai-version-of-mark-zuckerberg-to-engage-with-employees/
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@cwebber Smells a bit like 百花齊放
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You can engage with my AI persona in the replies instead, it may have funny things to say
@cwebber I'd make a funny "clanker" name with him but don't want to be accidentally hired by fb
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@cwebber Kudos To Mark for trying to replace himself, this should be easier to do than for any other human on this planet.
@mehdi_benadel @cwebber I'm sure that was the plot of a John Malkovich movie. Only his machine clone was going to the moon.
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@mehdi_benadel @cwebber I'm sure that was the plot of a John Malkovich movie. Only his machine clone was going to the moon.
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Meta spins up AI version of Mark Zuckerberg to engage with employees https://arstechnica.com/ai/2026/04/meta-spins-up-ai-version-of-mark-zuckerberg-to-engage-with-employees/
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@cwebber
How do you tell your employees you don't care about them...
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@cwebber but does Mark's AIsona have legs?
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Meta spins up AI version of Mark Zuckerberg to engage with employees https://arstechnica.com/ai/2026/04/meta-spins-up-ai-version-of-mark-zuckerberg-to-engage-with-employees/
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something about the Wizard of Oz
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@cwebber We all know how this will end ...
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Meta spins up AI version of Mark Zuckerberg to engage with employees https://arstechnica.com/ai/2026/04/meta-spins-up-ai-version-of-mark-zuckerberg-to-engage-with-employees/
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@cwebber ridiculous. An AI version of thr Zuck implies a non AI version of the Zuck.
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Meta spins up AI version of Mark Zuckerberg to engage with employees https://arstechnica.com/ai/2026/04/meta-spins-up-ai-version-of-mark-zuckerberg-to-engage-with-employees/
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@cwebber Will it be warm, lovable and human -- all the things the Original is not?
