https://phf.tbe.taleo.net/phf02/ats/careers/v2/viewRequisition?org=COSTCO&cws=41&rid=10551

[scottwilson@infosec.exchange]

@Viss @cR0w I’m not disagreeing!

[sempf@infosec.exchange]

@Viss @scottwilson @cR0w But you know what they might need? A boring subcontractor to streamline that process. Pay me by the hour, don't even worry about all of those pesky requirements, sounds like a plan.

[johntimaeus@infosec.exchange]

@rootwyrm @Viss @cR0w

Maybe the next time someone asks about job requirements I should reply: Reqired certs--
-Nortel DMS 100/250/500
-Xylan Omniswitch
-Ascend Frame Relay/ATM admin
-Fujitsu FM series
-DMS 9600 DAX
-HP-UX certified administrator
-ADC Network Terminal Engineer
-MCSE / MCSA

[rootwyrm@weird.autos]

@johntimaeus @Viss @cR0w
- IBM Netfinity FE Authorized
- Sun SPARC FE Authorized
- Sun Integration Engineer Certification
- IBM SVC Expert Certification
- Hitachi Lightning Administrator
- CCNA (12.x)
- Cabletron SSR Certified Network Administrator with FDDI
... plus a giant stack from Intel and AMD for partner, reseller, and design. I think during the Opteron era at one point it was like 8 for them alone since I was doing 4/8 way and driver development work.

[darkuncle@infosec.exchange]

@rootwyrm @johntimaeus @Viss @cR0w there should be something in this list for EMC and NetApp (love me some NetApp), and maybe Infiniband

[viss@mastodon.social]

@rootwyrm @johntimaeus @cR0w im sad i threw away my old bakula certification participation certificate

[johntimaeus@infosec.exchange]

@darkuncle @rootwyrm @Viss @cR0w

Ooooh. I forgot about NetApp Storage Appliances. I had some sort of paper about that too.

[rootwyrm@weird.autos]

@darkuncle @johntimaeus @Viss @cR0w never did much with EMC, but yeah, NetApp for sure. (I'm the only person on Earth who knows how to do the truly cursed AD integration and we both want to keep it that way.) Never bothered with RH stuff.

[rootwyrm@weird.autos]

@darkuncle @johntimaeus @Viss @cR0w Infiniband, that's a whole *other* thing. When someone walks in and is rattling off a 2 x 256 QDR dual core with proper interconnect architecture, nobody bothers to ask for certifications. Sadly I mostly got out of that once it became clear that Mellanox was just going to dictate terms to cripple it and later become a monopoly.

[darkuncle@infosec.exchange]

@johntimaeus @rootwyrm @Viss @cR0w their WAFL filesystem was so far ahead of its time