<![CDATA[https://phf.tbe.taleo.net/phf02/ats/careers/v2/viewRequisition?org=COSTCO&amp;cws=41&amp;rid=10551]]>https://phf.tbe.taleo.net/phf02/ats/careers/v2/viewRequisition?org=COSTCO&cws=41&rid=10551

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/topic/8c503786-75a1-444c-a1cc-885701ded5ea/https-phf.tbe.taleo.net-phf02-ats-careers-v2-viewrequisition-org-costco-amp-cws-41-amp-rid-10551RSS for NodeFri, 15 May 2026 04:34:12 GMTTue, 12 May 2026 01:48:58 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to https://phf.tbe.taleo.net/phf02/ats/careers/v2/viewRequisition?org=COSTCO&amp;cws=41&amp;rid=10551 on Tue, 12 May 2026 13:49:00 GMT]]>@johntimaeus @rootwyrm @Viss @cR0w their WAFL filesystem was so far ahead of its time

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/darkuncle/statuses/116561919397782653https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/darkuncle/statuses/116561919397782653Tue, 12 May 2026 13:49:00 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to https://phf.tbe.taleo.net/phf02/ats/careers/v2/viewRequisition?org=COSTCO&amp;cws=41&amp;rid=10551 on Tue, 12 May 2026 13:12:01 GMT]]>@darkuncle @johntimaeus @Viss @cR0w Infiniband, that's a whole *other* thing. When someone walks in and is rattling off a 2 x 256 QDR dual core with proper interconnect architecture, nobody bothers to ask for certifications. Sadly I mostly got out of that once it became clear that Mellanox was just going to dictate terms to cripple it and later become a monopoly.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://weird.autos/users/rootwyrm/statuses/116561773944094947https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://weird.autos/users/rootwyrm/statuses/116561773944094947Tue, 12 May 2026 13:12:01 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to https://phf.tbe.taleo.net/phf02/ats/careers/v2/viewRequisition?org=COSTCO&amp;cws=41&amp;rid=10551 on Tue, 12 May 2026 12:24:08 GMT]]>@darkuncle @johntimaeus @Viss @cR0w never did much with EMC, but yeah, NetApp for sure. (I'm the only person on Earth who knows how to do the truly cursed AD integration and we both want to keep it that way.) Never bothered with RH stuff.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://weird.autos/users/rootwyrm/statuses/116561585670760924https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://weird.autos/users/rootwyrm/statuses/116561585670760924Tue, 12 May 2026 12:24:08 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to https://phf.tbe.taleo.net/phf02/ats/careers/v2/viewRequisition?org=COSTCO&amp;cws=41&amp;rid=10551 on Tue, 12 May 2026 11:57:28 GMT]]>@darkuncle @rootwyrm @Viss @cR0w

Ooooh. I forgot about NetApp Storage Appliances. I had some sort of paper about that too.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/johntimaeus/statuses/116561480830408528https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/johntimaeus/statuses/116561480830408528Tue, 12 May 2026 11:57:28 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to https://phf.tbe.taleo.net/phf02/ats/careers/v2/viewRequisition?org=COSTCO&amp;cws=41&amp;rid=10551 on Tue, 12 May 2026 07:43:25 GMT]]>@rootwyrm @johntimaeus @cR0w im sad i threw away my old bakula certification participation certificate

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/Viss/statuses/116560481866923985https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/Viss/statuses/116560481866923985Tue, 12 May 2026 07:43:25 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to https://phf.tbe.taleo.net/phf02/ats/careers/v2/viewRequisition?org=COSTCO&amp;cws=41&amp;rid=10551 on Tue, 12 May 2026 04:57:14 GMT]]>@rootwyrm @johntimaeus @Viss @cR0w there should be something in this list for EMC and NetApp (love me some NetApp), and maybe Infiniband

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/darkuncle/statuses/116559828357246660https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/darkuncle/statuses/116559828357246660Tue, 12 May 2026 04:57:14 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to https://phf.tbe.taleo.net/phf02/ats/careers/v2/viewRequisition?org=COSTCO&amp;cws=41&amp;rid=10551 on Tue, 12 May 2026 03:24:18 GMT]]>@johntimaeus @Viss @cR0w
- IBM Netfinity FE Authorized
- Sun SPARC FE Authorized
- Sun Integration Engineer Certification
- IBM SVC Expert Certification
- Hitachi Lightning Administrator
- CCNA (12.x)
- Cabletron SSR Certified Network Administrator with FDDI
... plus a giant stack from Intel and AMD for partner, reseller, and design. I think during the Opteron era at one point it was like 8 for them alone since I was doing 4/8 way and driver development work.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://weird.autos/users/rootwyrm/statuses/116559462960257621https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://weird.autos/users/rootwyrm/statuses/116559462960257621Tue, 12 May 2026 03:24:18 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to https://phf.tbe.taleo.net/phf02/ats/careers/v2/viewRequisition?org=COSTCO&amp;cws=41&amp;rid=10551 on Tue, 12 May 2026 03:15:38 GMT]]>@rootwyrm @Viss @cR0w

Maybe the next time someone asks about job requirements I should reply: Reqired certs--
-Nortel DMS 100/250/500
-Xylan Omniswitch
-Ascend Frame Relay/ATM admin
-Fujitsu FM series
-DMS 9600 DAX
-HP-UX certified administrator
-ADC Network Terminal Engineer
-MCSE / MCSA

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/johntimaeus/statuses/116559428907257294https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/johntimaeus/statuses/116559428907257294Tue, 12 May 2026 03:15:38 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to https://phf.tbe.taleo.net/phf02/ats/careers/v2/viewRequisition?org=COSTCO&amp;cws=41&amp;rid=10551 on Tue, 12 May 2026 03:13:12 GMT]]>@Viss @scottwilson @cR0w But you know what they might need? A boring subcontractor to streamline that process. Pay me by the hour, don't even worry about all of those pesky requirements, sounds like a plan.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/Sempf/statuses/116559419318478275https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/Sempf/statuses/116559419318478275Tue, 12 May 2026 03:13:12 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to https://phf.tbe.taleo.net/phf02/ats/careers/v2/viewRequisition?org=COSTCO&amp;cws=41&amp;rid=10551 on Tue, 12 May 2026 03:11:05 GMT]]>@Viss @cR0w I’m not disagreeing!

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/scottwilson/statuses/116559410966715967https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/scottwilson/statuses/116559410966715967Tue, 12 May 2026 03:11:05 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to https://phf.tbe.taleo.net/phf02/ats/careers/v2/viewRequisition?org=COSTCO&amp;cws=41&amp;rid=10551 on Tue, 12 May 2026 02:54:38 GMT]]>@johntimaeus @Viss @cR0w I straight up asked the HR drone precisely what value expertise in RPG-IV, LISP, and 36-bit mainframes would bring to the role of Senior Systems Architect in charge of open systems running C/C++ and Perl on 64-bit POWER and SPARC as compared to my (at the time) 15 YEARS of experience.

They did not have an answer.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://weird.autos/users/rootwyrm/statuses/116559346272253001https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://weird.autos/users/rootwyrm/statuses/116559346272253001Tue, 12 May 2026 02:54:38 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to https://phf.tbe.taleo.net/phf02/ats/careers/v2/viewRequisition?org=COSTCO&amp;cws=41&amp;rid=10551 on Tue, 12 May 2026 02:44:26 GMT]]>@rootwyrm @Viss @cR0w

And the funny thing is, I'm a lead. No degree, lots of certs, but they're all expired. I had to do an 'experience in lieu of degree' form three years ago to keep my job...while they were offering me a two step promotion.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/johntimaeus/statuses/116559306208059202https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/johntimaeus/statuses/116559306208059202Tue, 12 May 2026 02:44:26 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to https://phf.tbe.taleo.net/phf02/ats/careers/v2/viewRequisition?org=COSTCO&amp;cws=41&amp;rid=10551 on Tue, 12 May 2026 02:39:38 GMT]]>@johntimaeus @Viss @cR0w yet somehow still not nearly as dumb as a certain plumbing manufacturer which requires a college degree - any college degree - for *EVERY* position.

Front line customer service? Maintenance? Security? Bachlor's or GTFO.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://weird.autos/users/rootwyrm/statuses/116559287302315788https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://weird.autos/users/rootwyrm/statuses/116559287302315788Tue, 12 May 2026 02:39:38 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to https://phf.tbe.taleo.net/phf02/ats/careers/v2/viewRequisition?org=COSTCO&amp;cws=41&amp;rid=10551 on Tue, 12 May 2026 02:34:27 GMT]]>@badsamurai @Viss @cR0w

Much like .mil world.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/johntimaeus/statuses/116559266963362223https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/johntimaeus/statuses/116559266963362223Tue, 12 May 2026 02:34:27 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to https://phf.tbe.taleo.net/phf02/ats/careers/v2/viewRequisition?org=COSTCO&amp;cws=41&amp;rid=10551 on Tue, 12 May 2026 02:32:32 GMT]]>@Viss @johntimaeus @cR0w mid-enterprise tech in the Puget Sound are baseball trades; they’ll pull someone they know from another org.

Note that 4 d/wk on the Issaquah campus is a hard requirement.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/badsamurai/statuses/116559259417071842https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/badsamurai/statuses/116559259417071842Tue, 12 May 2026 02:32:32 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to https://phf.tbe.taleo.net/phf02/ats/careers/v2/viewRequisition?org=COSTCO&amp;cws=41&amp;rid=10551 on Tue, 12 May 2026 02:30:57 GMT]]>@johntimaeus @cR0w its 2026 and hr and the hiring managers are still on different planets

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/Viss/statuses/116559253180089485https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/Viss/statuses/116559253180089485Tue, 12 May 2026 02:30:57 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to https://phf.tbe.taleo.net/phf02/ats/careers/v2/viewRequisition?org=COSTCO&amp;cws=41&amp;rid=10551 on Tue, 12 May 2026 02:30:10 GMT]]>@Viss @cR0w

I'm still fighting with the above about job descriptions for our open positions. We don't need any required specifics; we need some experience, ability to pass a security check, communication skills and knowing how to learn.

But somehow powershell and certs end up being a thing every time.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/johntimaeus/statuses/116559250066500615https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/johntimaeus/statuses/116559250066500615Tue, 12 May 2026 02:30:10 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to https://phf.tbe.taleo.net/phf02/ats/careers/v2/viewRequisition?org=COSTCO&amp;cws=41&amp;rid=10551 on Tue, 12 May 2026 02:20:59 GMT]]>@elebertus This one is real. It was sent to me by someone there. I didn't know about the rest of the org though.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/cR0w/statuses/116559214009528374https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/cR0w/statuses/116559214009528374Tue, 12 May 2026 02:20:59 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to https://phf.tbe.taleo.net/phf02/ats/careers/v2/viewRequisition?org=COSTCO&amp;cws=41&amp;rid=10551 on Tue, 12 May 2026 02:17:42 GMT]]>@cR0w @Viss a LOT of tech people need to be shoved into doing work like this, whether or not they like it.
You can learn ISO27001, SOC2, etc. and learn how to write justifications for everything you can't bake in (and when to smack hands,) or you just spend all your time chasing somebody else's tickboxes.

But this one, whoof, it better be goddamn near 7 digit pay because that's 3 full time roles and on-call for all of them.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://weird.autos/users/rootwyrm/statuses/116559201095634399https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://weird.autos/users/rootwyrm/statuses/116559201095634399Tue, 12 May 2026 02:17:42 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to https://phf.tbe.taleo.net/phf02/ats/careers/v2/viewRequisition?org=COSTCO&amp;cws=41&amp;rid=10551 on Tue, 12 May 2026 02:15:34 GMT]]>@johntimaeus @cR0w youre probably right, and that should make anybody more wary about applying for that job

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/Viss/statuses/116559192703629842https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/Viss/statuses/116559192703629842Tue, 12 May 2026 02:15:34 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to https://phf.tbe.taleo.net/phf02/ats/careers/v2/viewRequisition?org=COSTCO&amp;cws=41&amp;rid=10551 on Tue, 12 May 2026 02:14:44 GMT]]>@Viss @cR0w

The entire thing was written by someone who grabbed a bunch of buzzwords with a clanker and asked for bullet point output.
No human would say '10 years experience with the SIEM'.

I suspect if you can get past the clankers gatekeeping the resume submission process, the standards are a lot lower.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/johntimaeus/statuses/116559189415046444https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/johntimaeus/statuses/116559189415046444Tue, 12 May 2026 02:14:44 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to https://phf.tbe.taleo.net/phf02/ats/careers/v2/viewRequisition?org=COSTCO&amp;cws=41&amp;rid=10551 on Tue, 12 May 2026 02:14:37 GMT]]>@scottwilson @cR0w also the bullet points for what this job entails like five different jobs all mashed into one

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/Viss/statuses/116559188920109617https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/Viss/statuses/116559188920109617Tue, 12 May 2026 02:14:37 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to https://phf.tbe.taleo.net/phf02/ats/careers/v2/viewRequisition?org=COSTCO&amp;cws=41&amp;rid=10551 on Tue, 12 May 2026 02:12:48 GMT]]>@scottwilson @cR0w i think its disingenuous to conflate compliance and security like this job posting does

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/Viss/statuses/116559181798676735https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/Viss/statuses/116559181798676735Tue, 12 May 2026 02:12:48 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to https://phf.tbe.taleo.net/phf02/ats/careers/v2/viewRequisition?org=COSTCO&amp;cws=41&amp;rid=10551 on Tue, 12 May 2026 02:10:47 GMT]]>@Viss @cR0w Well, some people like that stuff.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/scottwilson/statuses/116559173896581394https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/scottwilson/statuses/116559173896581394Tue, 12 May 2026 02:10:47 GMT