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If SQL is pronounced "sequel" then surely DNS is pronounced "Dennis"?

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  • bloor@bloor.twB bloor@bloor.tw

    If SQL is pronounced "sequel" then surely DNS is pronounced "Dennis"?

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    tssreniasoars@tailswish.industries
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    @bloor DNS the menace.
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    • silvermoon82@wandering.shopS silvermoon82@wandering.shop

      @bloor
      Dns the Menace

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      @silvermoon82@wandering.shop @bloor@bloor.tw …and gnshr!

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      • unsungnovelty@mastodon.socialU unsungnovelty@mastodon.social

        @bloor While we are at it, let's also get to the bottom of gif vs jif as well??!!

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        @unsungnovelty @bloor Don't know about that but the image file format of the Joint Photographic Experts Group is properly pronounced Jay Feg

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        • me_@sueden.socialM me_@sueden.social

          @bloor ...and TCP is "teacup"? 😀

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          @me_@sueden.social @bloor@bloor.tw Teasy-Pee

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          • mansr@society.oftrolls.comM mansr@society.oftrolls.com

            @bloor mDNS is "madness."

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            @mansr @bloor true. #Apple and #Microsoft ensures this, BTW

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            • johntimaeus@infosec.exchangeJ johntimaeus@infosec.exchange

              @robinadams @bloor

              I usually pronounce it squeal

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              @johntimaeus @robinadams @bloor I like skull so it's like Post Grey Skull.

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              • mansr@society.oftrolls.comM mansr@society.oftrolls.com

                @bloor I prefer "squeal" and "dunce."

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                @mansr @bloor "squeal" except in October, when it's "skull".

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                • greem@cyberplace.socialG greem@cyberplace.social

                  @bloor "Denice", surely?

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                  @greem yeah that's the best thing I've read all day. Calling it Denice for ever now.

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                  • bloor@bloor.twB bloor@bloor.tw

                    If SQL is pronounced "sequel" then surely DNS is pronounced "Dennis"?

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                    @bloor https://youtu.be/Dd7FixvoKBw D-nice

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                    • R robinadams@mathstodon.xyz

                      @bloor I cannot read SQL as anything but "squirrel"

                      PostgreSQL is "post grey squirrel"

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                      @robinadams @bloor I started out calling it "My Squirrel" before I'd ever heard anyone say "sequel," and that is how it will forever be in my head.

                      "I have to run a squirrel query."

                      "I'm having trouble running a join on these squirrel tables."

                      It's objectively better this way.

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                      • R robinadams@mathstodon.xyz

                        @bloor I cannot read SQL as anything but "squirrel"

                        PostgreSQL is "post grey squirrel"

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                        @robinadams @bloor post-grey squirrel (they're very subtly tinted with color)

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                        • bloor@bloor.twB bloor@bloor.tw

                          If SQL is pronounced "sequel" then surely DNS is pronounced "Dennis"?

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                          @bloor or Donna's, dengue, denudes...

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                          • icewolf@masto.brightfur.netI icewolf@masto.brightfur.net

                            @robinadams @bloor post-grey squirrel (they're very subtly tinted with color)

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                            @IceWolf @bloor I was imagining sending a grey squirrel through the mail.

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                            • bloor@bloor.twB bloor@bloor.tw

                              If SQL is pronounced "sequel" then surely DNS is pronounced "Dennis"?

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                              @bloor Great point, but no.

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                              • R robinadams@mathstodon.xyz

                                @IceWolf @bloor I was imagining sending a grey squirrel through the mail.

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                                @robinadams @bloor "★☆☆☆☆ instead of nuts, package contained squirrel!"

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                                • bloor@bloor.twB bloor@bloor.tw

                                  If SQL is pronounced "sequel" then surely DNS is pronounced "Dennis"?

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                                  @bloor Ja, was ist? 😁

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                                  • bloor@bloor.twB bloor@bloor.tw

                                    If SQL is pronounced "sequel" then surely DNS is pronounced "Dennis"?

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                                    @bloor It's pronounced "Deans", like "beans".

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                                      @Richard @bloor

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                                      • qwyrdo@disabled.socialQ qwyrdo@disabled.social

                                        @me_ @bloor HTTPS: hot piss?

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                                        @qwyrdo @me_ @bloor HTML is "hotmail."

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                                        • R robinadams@mathstodon.xyz

                                          @bloor I cannot read SQL as anything but "squirrel"

                                          PostgreSQL is "post grey squirrel"

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                                          @robinadams @bloor Same. I once introduced a dba as “our squirrel wrangler”. Csuite was confused. She thought it was hysterical.

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