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If SQL is pronounced "sequel" then surely DNS is pronounced "Dennis"?

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  • lanodan@queer.hacktivis.meL lanodan@queer.hacktivis.me
    @g @neil @bloor Or ASS when it's a bad font.
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    @lanodan @bloor @g @neil ASS is reserved for subtitles
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    • bloor@bloor.twB bloor@bloor.tw

      If SQL is pronounced "sequel" then surely DNS is pronounced "Dennis"?

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      @bloor go to hell

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      • lattera@bsd.networkL lattera@bsd.network

        @bloor Our very own @jimsalter would likely remind you it's pronounced "dee niss".

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        @lattera @bloor it's the leanest, the meanest.

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        • neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.ukN neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.uk

          @lanodan @bloor @g

          Which, I should say, is a sentence that I would prefer not to be taken out of context!

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          @neil @lanodan @bloor

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          • bloor@bloor.twB bloor@bloor.tw

            If SQL is pronounced "sequel" then surely DNS is pronounced "Dennis"?

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            @bloor I cannot read SQL as anything but "squirrel"

            PostgreSQL is "post grey squirrel"

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            • bloor@bloor.twB bloor@bloor.tw

              If SQL is pronounced "sequel" then surely DNS is pronounced "Dennis"?

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              @bloor @Revertron
              rtfm 😄
              https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SQL

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              • clarfonthey@toot.catC clarfonthey@toot.cat

                @bloor I mean, JSON is already Jason, so

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                @clarfonthey @bloor Still waiting for the RGNTs, though.

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                • bloor@bloor.twB bloor@bloor.tw

                  If SQL is pronounced "sequel" then surely DNS is pronounced "Dennis"?

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                  @bloor@bloor.tw DNS and JSON, my favourite gay couple

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                  • bloor@bloor.twB bloor@bloor.tw

                    If SQL is pronounced "sequel" then surely DNS is pronounced "Dennis"?

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                    @bloor
                    Dns the Menace

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                    • R robinadams@mathstodon.xyz

                      @bloor I cannot read SQL as anything but "squirrel"

                      PostgreSQL is "post grey squirrel"

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                      @robinadams @bloor

                      I usually pronounce it squeal

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                      • bloor@bloor.twB bloor@bloor.tw

                        If SQL is pronounced "sequel" then surely DNS is pronounced "Dennis"?

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                        @bloor I've heard someone say "t-sip" for tcp/ip. Boy...where did you learn networking?

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                        • bloor@bloor.twB bloor@bloor.tw

                          If SQL is pronounced "sequel" then surely DNS is pronounced "Dennis"?

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                          @bloor eskjuel /ˌɛs kjuː ˈɛl/

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                          • bloor@bloor.twB bloor@bloor.tw

                            If SQL is pronounced "sequel" then surely DNS is pronounced "Dennis"?

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                            @bloor But of course it is!!!

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                            • bloor@bloor.twB bloor@bloor.tw

                              If SQL is pronounced "sequel" then surely DNS is pronounced "Dennis"?

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                              @bloor@bloor.tw well SQL is pronounced "sqeual" actually so DNS would be more like Denise

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                              • mansr@society.oftrolls.comM mansr@society.oftrolls.com

                                @bloor I prefer "squeal" and "dunce."

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                                @bloor mDNS is "madness."

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                                • bloor@bloor.twB bloor@bloor.tw

                                  If SQL is pronounced "sequel" then surely DNS is pronounced "Dennis"?

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                                  @bloor of course, and HTTP is pronounced HotPotato.

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                                  • me_@sueden.socialM me_@sueden.social

                                    @bloor ...and TCP is "teacup"? 😀

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                                    @me_ @bloor HTTPS: hot piss?

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                                    • bloor@bloor.twB bloor@bloor.tw

                                      If SQL is pronounced "sequel" then surely DNS is pronounced "Dennis"?

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                                      @bloor denise
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                                      • bloor@bloor.twB bloor@bloor.tw

                                        If SQL is pronounced "sequel" then surely DNS is pronounced "Dennis"?

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                                        @bloor SQL is SQL, but Microsoft SQL server is definitely 'sequel'. Nobody will ever convince me that SQL alone is 'sequel'.

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                                        • bloor@bloor.twB bloor@bloor.tw

                                          If SQL is pronounced "sequel" then surely DNS is pronounced "Dennis"?

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                                          @bloor the one who make me say sequel insteal of S.Q.L. isn't born yet.

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