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  • 0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange0 0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange

    I am in a hell entirely of my own making; a hell where I get the reply “but there are still two nines in that number,” forever

    nagaram@hachyderm.ioN This user is from outside of this forum
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    #60

    @0xabad1dea
    I was going to make that joke as well, but I figured it's already happened once or twice

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    • 0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange0 0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange

      IT'S HAPPENING

      GITHUB, THE FIRST ENTERPRISE CLOUD SOLUTION TO REACH ZERO NINES RELIABILITY

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      iagondiscord@wetdry.worldI This user is from outside of this forum
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      #61

      @0xabad1dea what do you mean? There's two nines right there

      /j

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      • 0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange0 0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange

        IT'S HAPPENING

        GITHUB, THE FIRST ENTERPRISE CLOUD SOLUTION TO REACH ZERO NINES RELIABILITY

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        makryfa@gib.schmus.isM This user is from outside of this forum
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        wrote last edited by
        #62

        @0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange time to vibecode ​​

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        • 0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange0 0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange

          IT'S HAPPENING

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          alexh@c.imA This user is from outside of this forum
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          #63

          @0xabad1dea
          @mogi ok maybe codeberg is doing alright lol

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          • 0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange0 0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange

            IT'S HAPPENING

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            ftp_alun@infosec.exchangeF This user is from outside of this forum
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            wrote last edited by
            #64

            @0xabad1dea Paraphrasing Queeg, "it's got a nine in it".
            I've worked for enough companies that I've seen teams who couldn't even manage nine fives.

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            • 0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange0 0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange

              IT'S HAPPENING

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              icil@app.wafrn.netI This user is from outside of this forum
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              @0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange

              What do you mean? There are clearly two nines in there /j

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              • alexh@c.imA alexh@c.im

                @0xabad1dea
                @mogi ok maybe codeberg is doing alright lol

                mogi@sunny.gardenM This user is from outside of this forum
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                #66

                @alexh @0xabad1dea Omg it’s happening

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                • 0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange0 0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange

                  IT'S HAPPENING

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                  @0xabad1dea Five nines (0.99999%)

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                  • 0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange0 0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange

                    IT'S HAPPENING

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                    @0xabad1dea @zazzoo those LLMs sure are helping!

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                    • 0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange0 0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange

                      I am in a hell entirely of my own making; a hell where I get the reply “but there are still two nines in that number,” forever

                      tonyangelo@mspsocial.netT This user is from outside of this forum
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                      @0xabad1dea oh shit, I didn’t know the first number had to be a nine, this changes everything!

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                      • 0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange0 0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange

                        IT'S HAPPENING

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                        @0xabad1dea "We did it, boys!"

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                        • 0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange0 0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange

                          IT'S HAPPENING

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                          ori@hj.9fs.netO This user is from outside of this forum
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                          What do you mean? I see two nines right there in the middle.
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                          • 0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange0 0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange

                            IT'S HAPPENING

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                            @0xabad1dea numbers are not my forte. I'll admit I'm an idiot. what in the name of crimes against statistics is going on here?

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                            • 0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange0 0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange

                              I am in a hell entirely of my own making; a hell where I get the reply “but there are still two nines in that number,” forever

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                              wrote last edited by
                              #73

                              I'll assume the half of these that I can't actually read because they use the "only visible to people logged in to bluesky" toggle are all, to the last, the same "two nines" reply 😂

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                              • 0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange0 0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange

                                IT'S HAPPENING

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                                @0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange should i get my project off github? dont want my work to be gone ​​

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