IT'S HAPPENING
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@Natuwu @jamesh @0xabad1dea What they’re doing is disrupting the concept of service availability!
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@0xabad1dea my self-hosted gitea has a higher uptime lmao
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IT'S HAPPENING
GITHUB, THE FIRST ENTERPRISE CLOUD SOLUTION TO REACH ZERO NINES RELIABILITY
The Missing GitHub Status Page
Historical GitHub uptime reconstructed from archived status data.
(mrshu.github.io)
@0xabad1dea I mean technically, they still have 2 nines there...
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I am going to once again clarify that a) this is an independent third party tracker b) it tracks ten subsystems and overlays all incidents on one timeline to arrive at the sub-90% overall reliability; it does not mean that the github site is just completely dead 10% of the time.
I am in a hell entirely of my own making; a hell where I get the reply “but there are still two nines in that number,” forever
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IT'S HAPPENING
GITHUB, THE FIRST ENTERPRISE CLOUD SOLUTION TO REACH ZERO NINES RELIABILITY
The Missing GitHub Status Page
Historical GitHub uptime reconstructed from archived status data.
(mrshu.github.io)
@0xabad1dea microsoft can't devops.
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I am in a hell entirely of my own making; a hell where I get the reply “but there are still two nines in that number,” forever
@0xabad1dea see, this is what happens when you post about not-odin
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I am in a hell entirely of my own making; a hell where I get the reply “but there are still two nines in that number,” forever
@0xabad1dea "Local dog owner DOSes Github to defuse social media joke, news at 11"
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IT'S HAPPENING
GITHUB, THE FIRST ENTERPRISE CLOUD SOLUTION TO REACH ZERO NINES RELIABILITY
The Missing GitHub Status Page
Historical GitHub uptime reconstructed from archived status data.
(mrshu.github.io)
@0xabad1dea
No nine! -
@0xabad1dea "Local dog owner DOSes Github to defuse social media joke, news at 11"
@ratsnakegames ah, so you too follow @0xabad1dea for the right reasons
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IT'S HAPPENING
GITHUB, THE FIRST ENTERPRISE CLOUD SOLUTION TO REACH ZERO NINES RELIABILITY
The Missing GitHub Status Page
Historical GitHub uptime reconstructed from archived status data.
(mrshu.github.io)
@0xabad1dea
"What are you talking about I see two nines right there." John Microsoft probably -
IT'S HAPPENING
GITHUB, THE FIRST ENTERPRISE CLOUD SOLUTION TO REACH ZERO NINES RELIABILITY
The Missing GitHub Status Page
Historical GitHub uptime reconstructed from archived status data.
(mrshu.github.io)
@0xabad1dea I wonder at what point they will declare Uptime Bankruptcy and start fresh?
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I am in a hell entirely of my own making; a hell where I get the reply “but there are still two nines in that number,” forever
@0xabad1dea I started typing that and decided to not send it.
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I am in a hell entirely of my own making; a hell where I get the reply “but there are still two nines in that number,” forever
@0xabad1dea we all know there are two nines in strawberry
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@grepe Indeed, if you measure how much collective value that was invested in Microslop, over a few decades, you can see more room for the opposite - especially considering how much overlapping destabilization is concurrent.
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I am in a hell entirely of my own making; a hell where I get the reply “but there are still two nines in that number,” forever
@0xabad1dea thankfully mastodon fetching replies will solve this issue forever.
*checks notes*
Ah, no, turns out people can't just wait 10 seconds for responses to load before sending an obvious joke reply.
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@0xabad1dea I love that I am reading this while waiting for GitHub to fix their API throwing HTTP 503 errors
@0xabad1dea Also, I note, an issue that never made it to their status page!
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@0xabad1dea Also, I note, an issue that never made it to their status page!
@mini yeah, the official status page is *comically* conservative because of misaligned incentives.
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I am in a hell entirely of my own making; a hell where I get the reply “but there are still two nines in that number,” forever
@0xabad1dea
I was going to make that joke as well, but I figured it's already happened once or twice -
IT'S HAPPENING
GITHUB, THE FIRST ENTERPRISE CLOUD SOLUTION TO REACH ZERO NINES RELIABILITY
The Missing GitHub Status Page
Historical GitHub uptime reconstructed from archived status data.
(mrshu.github.io)
@0xabad1dea what do you mean? There's two nines right there
/j
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IT'S HAPPENING
GITHUB, THE FIRST ENTERPRISE CLOUD SOLUTION TO REACH ZERO NINES RELIABILITY
The Missing GitHub Status Page
Historical GitHub uptime reconstructed from archived status data.
(mrshu.github.io)
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