IT'S HAPPENING

[hellpie@raru.re]

@0xabad1dea they can't gain three-9s through 99.9% so they are now course-correcting to three-9s through 89.99%

[aetios@sns.minovsky.space]

@0xabad1dea i see two nines here, we can do better microsoft

67%!!!!

[trenchworms@eldritch.cafe]

@0xabad1dea my self-hosted gitea has a higher uptime lmao

[datarama@hachyderm.io]

@0xabad1dea Hey, I count two nines.

[tootbrute@fedi.arkadi.one]

@0xabad1dea 10x shitty. Ai is the future.

[mathieui@piaille.fr]

@0xabad1dea Maybe github management counts that as "two nines"'?

[dimitribouniol@mastodon.social]

@0xabad1dea I mean, it also doesn’t _not_ say that

[ariarhythmic@ohai.social]

@0xabad1dea lmao

[rotnroll666@mastodon.social]

@0xabad1dea There's still two 9s in there. Depending on what or who that is counting, that is probably just fine.

[htpcnz@mastodon.social]

@0xabad1dea copilot is flying it straight in to a cliff face...

[sobkas@mastodon.social]

@0xabad1dea waiting for 0.99999% reliability, see there are five of them and this is where it counts

[puppygames@mastodon.social]

@nuintari @0xabad1dea this is the Gaia hypothesis in action. Eventually the world turns on us and destroys our meaningless works and renders our triumphs as meaningless dust

[laird_dave@chaos.social]

@0xabad1dea there are 2 nines in there, I don't see the issue

[raphv@social.edu.nl]

@0xabad1dea Thank goodness GitHub is just a popular code repository, and not something anyone would treat as an essential piece of infrastructure in their software provisioning, integration, distribution or whatever process.

[tychosoft@social.tchncs.de]

@0xabad1dea That's like when GE merged with Bell Atlantic, and we got the worst quality of service paired with the lowest reliability provider. Just getting dial tone was a crap shoot...

[lpryszcz@genomic.social]

@0xabad1dea how is it zero nines - there are two nines in 89.91

[marc_eu@veganism.social]

@0xabad1dea
To make matters (much) worse, copilot seems to be very reliable ...

[karpour@mstdn.social]

@0xabad1dea I'm sure CoPilot would agree that 9.9999% is much easier to accomplish than 99.999%

[bryan@dusty.ninja]

@0xabad1dea @GossiTheDog
Hey friends, are you sure about this? I’ve consulted a respected numbers model and it looks like there are two 9’s… maybe you all did double check?

[endlessmason@hachyderm.io]

@lpryszcz @0xabad1dea