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@0xabad1dea Cadeberg can't manage that, even with all the DDoSes!
@RogerBW @0xabad1dea you're not cloud scale unless you're at 0 9s
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@0xabad1dea aw hell yeah zero nines
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I am going to once again clarify that a) this is an independent third party tracker b) it tracks ten subsystems and overlays all incidents on one timeline to arrive at the sub-90% overall reliability; it does not mean that the github site is just completely dead 10% of the time.
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The Missing GitHub Status Page
Historical GitHub uptime reconstructed from archived status data.
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@0xabad1dea they can't gain three-9s through 99.9% so they are now course-correcting to three-9s through 89.99%
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@0xabad1dea i see two nines here, we can do better microsoft
67%!!!!
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@0xabad1dea my self-hosted gitea has a higher uptime lmao
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@0xabad1dea Hey, I count two nines.
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@0xabad1dea 10x shitty. Ai is the future.
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@0xabad1dea Maybe github management counts that as "two nines"'?
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I am going to once again clarify that a) this is an independent third party tracker b) it tracks ten subsystems and overlays all incidents on one timeline to arrive at the sub-90% overall reliability; it does not mean that the github site is just completely dead 10% of the time.
@0xabad1dea I mean, it also doesn’t _not_ say that

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@0xabad1dea lmao
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@0xabad1dea There's still two 9s in there. Depending on what or who that is counting, that is probably just fine.
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@0xabad1dea copilot is flying it straight in to a cliff face...
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@0xabad1dea waiting for 0.99999% reliability, see there are five of them and this is where it counts
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@0xabad1dea They say schadenfreude is an ugly emotion, but I just cannot help myself. I experience joy when Microsoft fails. It gives me hope that maybe, just maybe this world can correct some of our mistakes.
@nuintari @0xabad1dea this is the Gaia hypothesis in action. Eventually the world turns on us and destroys our meaningless works and renders our triumphs as meaningless dust

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@0xabad1dea there are 2 nines in there, I don't see the issue

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@0xabad1dea Thank goodness GitHub is just a popular code repository, and not something anyone would treat as an essential piece of infrastructure in their software provisioning, integration, distribution or whatever process.
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@0xabad1dea That's like when GE merged with Bell Atlantic, and we got the worst quality of service paired with the lowest reliability provider. Just getting dial tone was a crap shoot...
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@0xabad1dea how is it zero nines - there are two nines in 89.91

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@0xabad1dea
To make matters (much) worse, copilot seems to be very reliable ...