Wait until they find out that cereal was invented with the idea that it would inhibit masturbation.
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Wait until they find out that cereal was invented with the idea that it would inhibit masturbation.
Also, straight men are broken.
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Wait until they find out that cereal was invented with the idea that it would inhibit masturbation.
Also, straight men are broken.
This one is for @GayDeceiver and his manly Tactical product line!
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Wait until they find out that cereal was invented with the idea that it would inhibit masturbation.
Also, straight men are broken.
@angiebaby @billyjoebowers GIMME SOME MORNING BALLS BRO
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This one is for @GayDeceiver and his manly Tactical product line!
"Real Men Put Balls in Their Mouth"
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"Real Men Put Balls in Their Mouth"
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Wait until they find out that cereal was invented with the idea that it would inhibit masturbation.
Also, straight men are broken.
@angiebaby Is it cereal made for men, from men? Like Soylent Green?
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Wait until they find out that cereal was invented with the idea that it would inhibit masturbation.
Also, straight men are broken.
where uh
where is the other one
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Wait until they find out that cereal was invented with the idea that it would inhibit masturbation.
Also, straight men are broken.
@angiebaby I have no doubt we will soon hear about the new manly breakfast food from Eagle Tactical: Royal Navy Mash, now with only moderate amounts of suet. @GayDeceiver will fill you in on the details when he is ready.
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Wait until they find out that cereal was invented with the idea that it would inhibit masturbation.
Also, straight men are broken.
@angiebaby is there a toy at the bottom of the box?
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Wait until they find out that cereal was invented with the idea that it would inhibit masturbation.
Also, straight men are broken.
@angiebaby straight man here. Can confirm. I am broken.
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@angiebaby straight man here. Can confirm. I am broken.
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@angiebaby Hey, listen.. a hotdog and a kraft single slice on toast is technically a sandwich.
@tezoatlipoca @angiebaby
Look at you with all the fancy schmancy Kraft single slices. Some of us eat our "complete nutritious breakfast*"-style hotdog-on-toast sandwiches dry, as intended by god and required for true primal manliness.*or any other meal
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Wait until they find out that cereal was invented with the idea that it would inhibit masturbation.
Also, straight men are broken.
@angiebaby “corn flakes were primarily created as an easy-to-digest, pre-prepared and healthy breakfast food, in particular for patients at the Kellogg sanitarium in Michigan. The product was never advertised as an "anti-masturbatory morning meal."
Interesting.
Were Corn Flakes Created as an 'Anti-Masturbatory Morning Meal'?
Numerous websites exaggerated the role of J.H. Kellogg's odd beliefs about sexual health in the creation of the breakfast cereal.
Snopes (www.snopes.com)
But, yeah, with regards to the man cereal. The ads are hilarious. And maybe a little gay.
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Wait until they find out that cereal was invented with the idea that it would inhibit masturbation.
Also, straight men are broken.
@angiebaby An actual screenshot of an actual endorsement/testimonial on their actual website:
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@angiebaby Basically Magic Spoon IBS-unsafe cereal, now in gray
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@angiebaby is there a toy at the bottom of the box?
@glasspusher @angiebaby A sex toy, no doubt.
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Wait until they find out that cereal was invented with the idea that it would inhibit masturbation.
Also, straight men are broken.
@angiebaby is that a portable gloryhole?
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Wait until they find out that cereal was invented with the idea that it would inhibit masturbation.
Also, straight men are broken.
@angiebaby zero sugar?? GTFO!
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Wait until they find out that cereal was invented with the idea that it would inhibit masturbation.
Also, straight men are broken.
@angiebaby Wow, its bachelor chow before it got flavor!
