Wait until they find out that cereal was invented with the idea that it would inhibit masturbation.

[ciaobruno@mas.to]

@angiebaby

Is that a glory hole? I guess the man milk makes it next level MAHA.

[medeavanamonde@beige.party]

@angiebaby wait what?
How was that suppose to work?

[medeavanamonde@beige.party]

@angiebaby
Wait…it’s fried banana peel flakes with breakfast sausage and tiny sausage meat balls.

Wait wait…it’s Steak and Eggs served between the legs daily .

[mactunag@gts.eunach.scot]

@angiebaby lmfao what sort of crap cereal is this

[djm62@beige.party]

@angiebaby real men only consume the *other* special K

[highlandlawyer@mastodon.social]

@angiebaby
Oh the inmanity
https://smbc-comics.com/comic/inmanity

[angiebaby@mas.to]

@HighlandLawyer hahahaha

[ricardoharvin@mstdn.social]

@angiebaby

#YesAllMen

[paradegrotesque@mastodon.sdf.org]

@angiebaby

This one is for @GayDeceiver and his manly Tactical product line!

[revndm@queer.cool]

@angiebaby @billyjoebowers GIMME SOME MORNING BALLS BRO

[angiebaby@mas.to]

@ParadeGrotesque @GayDeceiver

"Real Men Put Balls in Their Mouth"

[paradegrotesque@mastodon.sdf.org]

@angiebaby @GayDeceiver

Only appropriate response...

[gaydeceiver@mstdn.social]

@ParadeGrotesque @angiebaby

Something like this or too much?

[workwithkirk@mstdn.social]

@angiebaby Is it cereal made for men, from men? Like Soylent Green?

[khm@hj.9fs.net]

where uh

where is the other one

[ainsleylowbeer@mastodon.social]

@angiebaby I have no doubt we will soon hear about the new manly breakfast food from Eagle Tactical: Royal Navy Mash, now with only moderate amounts of suet. @GayDeceiver will fill you in on the details when he is ready.

[glasspusher@beige.party]

@angiebaby is there a toy at the bottom of the box?

[futuristicrobert@infosec.exchange]

@angiebaby straight man here. Can confirm. I am broken.

[futuristicrobert@infosec.exchange]

@angiebaby

[gorfram@beige.party]

@tezoatlipoca @angiebaby
Look at you with all the fancy schmancy Kraft single slices. Some of us eat our "complete nutritious breakfast*"-style hotdog-on-toast sandwiches dry, as intended by god and required for true primal manliness.

*or any other meal