Wait until they find out that cereal was invented with the idea that it would inhibit masturbation.

[retrosponge@kind.social]

@angiebaby I read that and imagine it tastes like ass.

[tezoatlipoca@mas.to]

@angiebaby

Its like they were channeling Andrew Tate.. and IM sure somewhere in his lunatic ramblings there's a correlation between masturbation and being gay so the argument is eating cereal makes you not gay therefore manly. <blink> yeah I don't know what I just wrote either other than I need to shower now.

[floralia@girlcock.club]

@angiebaby Basically Magic Spoon IBS-unsafe cereal, now in gray

[angiebaby@mas.to]

@retrosponge

Correction: A $20 box of ass.

[retrosponge@kind.social]

@angiebaby Good grief.

[tezoatlipoca@mas.to]

@angiebaby related/unrelated (at least to incels) is I went through a period in my bachelor years where I ate a LOT of Vector. We joked it was nutritionally complete bachelor kibble.

But that was cause I was lazy and didn't feel like cooking not because I had some toxic masculinity crisis.

[angiebaby@mas.to]

@tezoatlipoca Oh, if you only knew the kinds of things I've eaten as a result of giving up on life.

[tezoatlipoca@mas.to]

@angiebaby Hey, listen.. a hotdog and a kraft single slice on toast is technically a sandwich.

[ggmcbg@mstdn.plus]

@angiebaby

That might be the loudest cry for help except if they called it 'Man Closet'.

[ciaobruno@mas.to]

@angiebaby

Is that a glory hole? I guess the man milk makes it next level MAHA.

[medeavanamonde@beige.party]

@angiebaby wait what?
How was that suppose to work?

[medeavanamonde@beige.party]

@angiebaby
Wait…it’s fried banana peel flakes with breakfast sausage and tiny sausage meat balls.

Wait wait…it’s Steak and Eggs served between the legs daily .

[mactunag@gts.eunach.scot]

@angiebaby lmfao what sort of crap cereal is this

[djm62@beige.party]

@angiebaby real men only consume the *other* special K

[highlandlawyer@mastodon.social]

@angiebaby
Oh the inmanity
https://smbc-comics.com/comic/inmanity

[angiebaby@mas.to]

@HighlandLawyer hahahaha

[ricardoharvin@mstdn.social]

@angiebaby

#YesAllMen

[paradegrotesque@mastodon.sdf.org]

@angiebaby

This one is for @GayDeceiver and his manly Tactical product line!

[revndm@queer.cool]

@angiebaby @billyjoebowers GIMME SOME MORNING BALLS BRO

[angiebaby@mas.to]

@ParadeGrotesque @GayDeceiver

"Real Men Put Balls in Their Mouth"