Wait until they find out that cereal was invented with the idea that it would inhibit masturbation.

[gaydeceiver@mstdn.social]

@ParadeGrotesque @angiebaby

Something like this or too much?

[workwithkirk@mstdn.social]

@angiebaby Is it cereal made for men, from men? Like Soylent Green?

[khm@hj.9fs.net]

where uh

where is the other one

[ainsleylowbeer@mastodon.social]

@angiebaby I have no doubt we will soon hear about the new manly breakfast food from Eagle Tactical: Royal Navy Mash, now with only moderate amounts of suet. @GayDeceiver will fill you in on the details when he is ready.

[glasspusher@beige.party]

@angiebaby is there a toy at the bottom of the box?

[futuristicrobert@infosec.exchange]

@angiebaby straight man here. Can confirm. I am broken.

[futuristicrobert@infosec.exchange]

@angiebaby

[gorfram@beige.party]

@tezoatlipoca @angiebaby
Look at you with all the fancy schmancy Kraft single slices. Some of us eat our "complete nutritious breakfast*"-style hotdog-on-toast sandwiches dry, as intended by god and required for true primal manliness.

*or any other meal

[cstamp@mastodon.social]

@angiebaby “corn flakes were primarily created as an easy-to-digest, pre-prepared and healthy breakfast food, in particular for patients at the Kellogg sanitarium in Michigan. The product was never advertised as an "anti-masturbatory morning meal."

Interesting.

Were Corn Flakes Created as an 'Anti-Masturbatory Morning Meal'?

Numerous websites exaggerated the role of J.H. Kellogg's odd beliefs about sexual health in the creation of the breakfast cereal.

Snopes (www.snopes.com)

But, yeah, with regards to the man cereal. The ads are hilarious. And maybe a little gay.

[mast0d0nphan@beige.party]

@angiebaby An actual screenshot of an actual endorsement/testimonial on their actual website:

[mast0d0nphan@beige.party]

@floralia @angiebaby

(www.reddit.com)

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[mast0d0nphan@beige.party]

@glasspusher @angiebaby A sex toy, no doubt.

[linjari@mastodontti.fi]

@angiebaby is that a portable gloryhole?

[chewie@mammut.gogreenit.net]

@angiebaby zero sugar?? GTFO!

[montgomerygator@fouroclockfarms.club]

@angiebaby Wow, its bachelor chow before it got flavor!

[bovaz@misskey.social]

@angiebaby@mas.to I get I shouldn't support them, but I kinda want to buy a box for a present...

[angiebaby@mas.to]

@bovaz

Just $20 per box.

[bovaz@misskey.social]

@angiebaby@mas.to what if I just wanted the box, without the cereal... Should be easy to print...

[angiebaby@mas.to]

@bovaz Maybe you could reach out to one of the gymbros and offer to buy the empty box for $5.

[bovaz@misskey.social]

@angiebaby@mas.to I will. I'll also check with a print shop nearby and see if they have a "cereal box" format, and rip the text from the website