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Wait until they find out that cereal was invented with the idea that it would inhibit masturbation.

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  • tezoatlipoca@mas.toT tezoatlipoca@mas.to

    @angiebaby related/unrelated (at least to incels) is I went through a period in my bachelor years where I ate a LOT of Vector. We joked it was nutritionally complete bachelor kibble.

    But that was cause I was lazy and didn't feel like cooking not because I had some toxic masculinity crisis.

    angiebaby@mas.toA This user is from outside of this forum
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    #10

    @tezoatlipoca Oh, if you only knew the kinds of things I've eaten as a result of giving up on life. 🙃

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    • angiebaby@mas.toA angiebaby@mas.to

      @tezoatlipoca Oh, if you only knew the kinds of things I've eaten as a result of giving up on life. 🙃

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      #11

      @angiebaby Hey, listen.. a hotdog and a kraft single slice on toast is technically a sandwich.

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      • angiebaby@mas.toA angiebaby@mas.to

        Wait until they find out that cereal was invented with the idea that it would inhibit masturbation.

        Also, straight men are broken.

        ggmcbg@mstdn.plusG This user is from outside of this forum
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        #12

        @angiebaby

        That might be the loudest cry for help except if they called it 'Man Closet'.

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        • angiebaby@mas.toA angiebaby@mas.to

          Wait until they find out that cereal was invented with the idea that it would inhibit masturbation.

          Also, straight men are broken.

          ciaobruno@mas.toC This user is from outside of this forum
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          @angiebaby

          Is that a glory hole? I guess the man milk makes it next level MAHA.

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          • angiebaby@mas.toA angiebaby@mas.to

            Wait until they find out that cereal was invented with the idea that it would inhibit masturbation.

            Also, straight men are broken.

            medeavanamonde@beige.partyM This user is from outside of this forum
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            #14

            @angiebaby wait what?
            How was that suppose to work?

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            • angiebaby@mas.toA angiebaby@mas.to

              Wait until they find out that cereal was invented with the idea that it would inhibit masturbation.

              Also, straight men are broken.

              medeavanamonde@beige.partyM This user is from outside of this forum
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              #15

              @angiebaby
              Wait…it’s fried banana peel flakes with breakfast sausage and tiny sausage meat balls.

              Wait wait…it’s Steak and Eggs served between the legs daily .

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              • angiebaby@mas.toA angiebaby@mas.to

                Wait until they find out that cereal was invented with the idea that it would inhibit masturbation.

                Also, straight men are broken.

                mactunag@gts.eunach.scotM This user is from outside of this forum
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                mactunag@gts.eunach.scot
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                #16

                @angiebaby lmfao what sort of crap cereal is this

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                • angiebaby@mas.toA angiebaby@mas.to

                  Wait until they find out that cereal was invented with the idea that it would inhibit masturbation.

                  Also, straight men are broken.

                  djm62@beige.partyD This user is from outside of this forum
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                  @angiebaby real men only consume the *other* special K

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                  • angiebaby@mas.toA angiebaby@mas.to

                    Wait until they find out that cereal was invented with the idea that it would inhibit masturbation.

                    Also, straight men are broken.

                    highlandlawyer@mastodon.socialH This user is from outside of this forum
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                    #18

                    @angiebaby
                    Oh the inmanity
                    https://smbc-comics.com/comic/inmanity

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                    • highlandlawyer@mastodon.socialH highlandlawyer@mastodon.social

                      @angiebaby
                      Oh the inmanity
                      https://smbc-comics.com/comic/inmanity

                      angiebaby@mas.toA This user is from outside of this forum
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                      #19

                      @HighlandLawyer hahahaha

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                      • angiebaby@mas.toA angiebaby@mas.to

                        Wait until they find out that cereal was invented with the idea that it would inhibit masturbation.

                        Also, straight men are broken.

                        ricardoharvin@mstdn.socialR This user is from outside of this forum
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                        #20

                        @angiebaby

                        #YesAllMen

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                        • angiebaby@mas.toA angiebaby@mas.to

                          Wait until they find out that cereal was invented with the idea that it would inhibit masturbation.

                          Also, straight men are broken.

                          paradegrotesque@mastodon.sdf.orgP This user is from outside of this forum
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                          @angiebaby

                          This one is for @GayDeceiver and his manly Tactical product line! 🤣

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                          • angiebaby@mas.toA angiebaby@mas.to

                            Wait until they find out that cereal was invented with the idea that it would inhibit masturbation.

                            Also, straight men are broken.

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                            @angiebaby @billyjoebowers GIMME SOME MORNING BALLS BRO

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                            • paradegrotesque@mastodon.sdf.orgP paradegrotesque@mastodon.sdf.org

                              @angiebaby

                              This one is for @GayDeceiver and his manly Tactical product line! 🤣

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                              @ParadeGrotesque @GayDeceiver

                              "Real Men Put Balls in Their Mouth"

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                              • angiebaby@mas.toA angiebaby@mas.to

                                @ParadeGrotesque @GayDeceiver

                                "Real Men Put Balls in Their Mouth"

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                                @angiebaby @GayDeceiver

                                Only appropriate response...

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                                • paradegrotesque@mastodon.sdf.orgP paradegrotesque@mastodon.sdf.org

                                  @angiebaby @GayDeceiver

                                  Only appropriate response...

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                                  @ParadeGrotesque @angiebaby

                                  Something like this or too much?

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                                  • angiebaby@mas.toA angiebaby@mas.to

                                    Wait until they find out that cereal was invented with the idea that it would inhibit masturbation.

                                    Also, straight men are broken.

                                    workwithkirk@mstdn.socialW This user is from outside of this forum
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                                    #26

                                    @angiebaby Is it cereal made for men, from men? Like Soylent Green?

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                                    • angiebaby@mas.toA angiebaby@mas.to

                                      Wait until they find out that cereal was invented with the idea that it would inhibit masturbation.

                                      Also, straight men are broken.

                                      khm@hj.9fs.netK This user is from outside of this forum
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                                      #27
                                      where uh

                                      where is the other one
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                                      • angiebaby@mas.toA angiebaby@mas.to

                                        Wait until they find out that cereal was invented with the idea that it would inhibit masturbation.

                                        Also, straight men are broken.

                                        ainsleylowbeer@mastodon.socialA This user is from outside of this forum
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                                        @angiebaby I have no doubt we will soon hear about the new manly breakfast food from Eagle Tactical: Royal Navy Mash, now with only moderate amounts of suet. @GayDeceiver will fill you in on the details when he is ready.

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                                        • angiebaby@mas.toA angiebaby@mas.to

                                          Wait until they find out that cereal was invented with the idea that it would inhibit masturbation.

                                          Also, straight men are broken.

                                          glasspusher@beige.partyG This user is from outside of this forum
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                                          #29

                                          @angiebaby is there a toy at the bottom of the box?

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