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Im terrified AI will eventually enable us to communicate with our pets, and I'll find out my cat's an arsehole who hates me.

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  • fesshole@mastodon.socialF fesshole@mastodon.social

    Im terrified AI will eventually enable us to communicate with our pets, and I'll find out my cat's an arsehole who hates me.

    argv_minus_one@mastodon.sdf.orgA This user is from outside of this forum
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    @fesshole

    Rest easy, then, because it can't do that any more than a human can.

    It can pretend to speak for your cat, but it's only pretending. It has no actual insight into what's going on in your cat's mind. It'd need to get your cat into an fMRI machine just to scratch the surface, and those things are massive and incredibly expensive.

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    • fesshole@mastodon.socialF fesshole@mastodon.social

      Im terrified AI will eventually enable us to communicate with our pets, and I'll find out my cat's an arsehole who hates me.

      benjamincox@writing.exchangeB This user is from outside of this forum
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      @fesshole On the plus side, it might not be just cats. 🤔

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      • fesshole@mastodon.socialF fesshole@mastodon.social

        Im terrified AI will eventually enable us to communicate with our pets, and I'll find out my cat's an arsehole who hates me.

        reallylazybear@mastodon.socialR This user is from outside of this forum
        reallylazybear@mastodon.socialR This user is from outside of this forum
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        @fesshole Aww... Maybe they just need some space and alone time.

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        • rexxdeane@mastodon.onlineR rexxdeane@mastodon.online

          @fesshole Don't need AI for that.

          connynasch@mastodon.socialC This user is from outside of this forum
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          @rexxdeane mine hisses to be fed 😒 @fesshole

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          • fesshole@mastodon.socialF fesshole@mastodon.social

            Im terrified AI will eventually enable us to communicate with our pets, and I'll find out my cat's an arsehole who hates me.

            eetschrijver@mastodon.socialE This user is from outside of this forum
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            @fesshole Worse, your cat may discover what an asshole you actually are.

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            • fesshole@mastodon.socialF fesshole@mastodon.social

              Im terrified AI will eventually enable us to communicate with our pets, and I'll find out my cat's an arsehole who hates me.

              whatnowreally@toot.communityW This user is from outside of this forum
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              You'd know. Cats are skilled communicators, no words needed

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              • baoigheallain@mastodon.ieB baoigheallain@mastodon.ie

                @fesshole much as I love cats, I suspect they are right wing arseholes. Dogs OTOH are used to working in a pack and probably are quite left leaning, although likely to be very tribal, so are probably nationalist arseholes.

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                @baoigheallain @fesshole I'm not sure, a cat will never be a class traitor and become a cop

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                • fesshole@mastodon.socialF fesshole@mastodon.social

                  Im terrified AI will eventually enable us to communicate with our pets, and I'll find out my cat's an arsehole who hates me.

                  sarpau@mastodon.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
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                  @fesshole Oops sorry all cats are like that😮

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                  • fesshole@mastodon.socialF fesshole@mastodon.social

                    Im terrified AI will eventually enable us to communicate with our pets, and I'll find out my cat's an arsehole who hates me.

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                    @fesshole I don't think my cat hates me. But there is a sense of mystery about how the stupidest person in the house ended up in control of the food supply.

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                    • dan@mastodon.durrans.comD dan@mastodon.durrans.com

                      @fesshole I don't need an AI to tell me that.

                      grumpydad@infosec.exchangeG This user is from outside of this forum
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                      @dan @fesshole Yeah. I mean, it's a cat, what do you expect?

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