Im terrified AI will eventually enable us to communicate with our pets, and I'll find out my cat's an arsehole who hates me.

[fesshole@mastodon.social]

Im terrified AI will eventually enable us to communicate with our pets, and I'll find out my cat's an arsehole who hates me.

[dan@mastodon.durrans.com]

@fesshole I don't need an AI to tell me that.

[rexxdeane@mastodon.online]

@fesshole Don't need AI for that.

[baoigheallain@mastodon.ie]

@fesshole much as I love cats, I suspect they are right wing arseholes. Dogs OTOH are used to working in a pack and probably are quite left leaning, although likely to be very tribal, so are probably nationalist arseholes.

[argv_minus_one@mastodon.sdf.org]

@fesshole

Rest easy, then, because it can't do that any more than a human can.

It can pretend to speak for your cat, but it's only pretending. It has no actual insight into what's going on in your cat's mind. It'd need to get your cat into an fMRI machine just to scratch the surface, and those things are massive and incredibly expensive.

[benjamincox@writing.exchange]

@fesshole On the plus side, it might not be just cats.

[reallylazybear@mastodon.social]

@fesshole Aww... Maybe they just need some space and alone time.

[connynasch@mastodon.social]

@rexxdeane mine hisses to be fed @fesshole

[eetschrijver@mastodon.social]

@fesshole Worse, your cat may discover what an asshole you actually are.

[whatnowreally@toot.community]

You'd know. Cats are skilled communicators, no words needed

[iakobsdesamos@xarxa.cloud]

@baoigheallain @fesshole I'm not sure, a cat will never be a class traitor and become a cop

[sarpau@mastodon.social]

@fesshole Oops sorry all cats are like that

[solo1y@mastodon.ie]

@fesshole I don't think my cat hates me. But there is a sense of mystery about how the stupidest person in the house ended up in control of the food supply.

[grumpydad@infosec.exchange]

@dan @fesshole Yeah. I mean, it's a cat, what do you expect?