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My local kebab shop has two automatic kebab-shaving robots.

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    My local kebab shop has two automatic kebab-shaving robots. They do not look like people or animals and are not cute, which makes the degree to which I have anthropomorphized them very weird.

    They are my friends and I love them.

    catsalad@infosec.exchangeC wall_e@ioc.exchangeW europlus@social.europlus.zoneE 3 Replies Last reply
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      My local kebab shop has two automatic kebab-shaving robots. They do not look like people or animals and are not cute, which makes the degree to which I have anthropomorphized them very weird.

      They are my friends and I love them.

      catsalad@infosec.exchangeC This user is from outside of this forum
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      @jessie Ask the employees if the robots have names. If not, you have naming rights!

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        My local kebab shop has two automatic kebab-shaving robots. They do not look like people or animals and are not cute, which makes the degree to which I have anthropomorphized them very weird.

        They are my friends and I love them.

        wall_e@ioc.exchangeW This user is from outside of this forum
        wall_e@ioc.exchangeW This user is from outside of this forum
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        @jessie Der Gerät™ spotted in the wild

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          @jessie Ask the employees if the robots have names. If not, you have naming rights!

          weddige@gruene.socialW This user is from outside of this forum
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          @catsalad @jessie side note not about the robots in question, but the model itself:

          There's a high probability, that this is "Der Gerät", which was originally a meme and now is the official product name. An interview if the inventor went viral in Germany around 2010 in which he called it "der Gerät" (the machine, masculine form) instead of "das Gerät" (neuter form) after a TV show picked up on this. He embraced it and changed the name of the robot from "Alkadur Döner Roboter" to "Der Gerät".

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            @catsalad @jessie side note not about the robots in question, but the model itself:

            There's a high probability, that this is "Der Gerät", which was originally a meme and now is the official product name. An interview if the inventor went viral in Germany around 2010 in which he called it "der Gerät" (the machine, masculine form) instead of "das Gerät" (neuter form) after a TV show picked up on this. He embraced it and changed the name of the robot from "Alkadur Döner Roboter" to "Der Gerät".

            weddige@gruene.socialW This user is from outside of this forum
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            @catsalad @jessie https://alkadur.com/en

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            • jessie@mastodon.socialJ jessie@mastodon.social

              My local kebab shop has two automatic kebab-shaving robots. They do not look like people or animals and are not cute, which makes the degree to which I have anthropomorphized them very weird.

              They are my friends and I love them.

              europlus@social.europlus.zoneE This user is from outside of this forum
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              @jessie @sortius man, I wish I had a local kebab shop right now (with or without robots) 🤤

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              • weddige@gruene.socialW weddige@gruene.social

                @catsalad @jessie side note not about the robots in question, but the model itself:

                There's a high probability, that this is "Der Gerät", which was originally a meme and now is the official product name. An interview if the inventor went viral in Germany around 2010 in which he called it "der Gerät" (the machine, masculine form) instead of "das Gerät" (neuter form) after a TV show picked up on this. He embraced it and changed the name of the robot from "Alkadur Döner Roboter" to "Der Gerät".

                b_rain@troet.cafeB This user is from outside of this forum
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                @weddige @catsalad @jessie
                Wow, i did NOT expect to hear from Der Gerät again!

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