<![CDATA[My local kebab shop has two automatic kebab-shaving robots.]]>My local kebab shop has two automatic kebab-shaving robots. They do not look like people or animals and are not cute, which makes the degree to which I have anthropomorphized them very weird.

They are my friends and I love them.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/topic/79c6b6e7-6ea1-4707-836d-0b8c3ac0dd47/my-local-kebab-shop-has-two-automatic-kebab-shaving-robots.RSS for NodeFri, 15 May 2026 13:07:05 GMTSat, 09 May 2026 07:57:24 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to My local kebab shop has two automatic kebab-shaving robots. on Sat, 09 May 2026 08:27:49 GMT]]>@weddige @catsalad @jessie
Wow, i did NOT expect to hear from Der Gerät again!

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://troet.cafe/users/b_rain/statuses/116543669511697027https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://troet.cafe/users/b_rain/statuses/116543669511697027Sat, 09 May 2026 08:27:49 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to My local kebab shop has two automatic kebab-shaving robots. on Sat, 09 May 2026 08:27:42 GMT]]>@jessie @sortius man, I wish I had a local kebab shop right now (with or without robots) 🤤

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]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://gruene.social/users/weddige/statuses/116543623094799732https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://gruene.social/users/weddige/statuses/116543623094799732Sat, 09 May 2026 08:16:01 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to My local kebab shop has two automatic kebab-shaving robots. on Sat, 09 May 2026 08:14:01 GMT]]>@catsalad @jessie side note not about the robots in question, but the model itself:

There's a high probability, that this is "Der Gerät", which was originally a meme and now is the official product name. An interview if the inventor went viral in Germany around 2010 in which he called it "der Gerät" (the machine, masculine form) instead of "das Gerät" (neuter form) after a TV show picked up on this. He embraced it and changed the name of the robot from "Alkadur Döner Roboter" to "Der Gerät".

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://gruene.social/users/weddige/statuses/116543615263957769https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://gruene.social/users/weddige/statuses/116543615263957769Sat, 09 May 2026 08:14:01 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to My local kebab shop has two automatic kebab-shaving robots. on Sat, 09 May 2026 08:01:34 GMT]]>@jessie Der Gerät™ spotted in the wild

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://ioc.exchange/users/wall_e/statuses/116543566307011801https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://ioc.exchange/users/wall_e/statuses/116543566307011801Sat, 09 May 2026 08:01:34 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to My local kebab shop has two automatic kebab-shaving robots. on Sat, 09 May 2026 07:59:19 GMT]]>@jessie Ask the employees if the robots have names. If not, you have naming rights!

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