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Amazing really, that so much of the store contains jelly and custard they have to have a special aisle to avoid it.

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  • eclectech@things.ukE This user is from outside of this forum
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    eclectech@things.uk
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    @ravenbait The wobbling will be all that jelly
    *nods wisely*

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    • eclectech@things.ukE eclectech@things.uk

      Amazing really, that so much of the store contains jelly and custard they have to have a special aisle to avoid it.

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      softwaretheron@mas.to
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      @eclectech
      No no. That's a warning from the architects.

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      • eclectech@things.ukE eclectech@things.uk

        Amazing really, that so much of the store contains jelly and custard they have to have a special aisle to avoid it.

        essjayjay@tech.lgbtE This user is from outside of this forum
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        @eclectech

        IKR?

        These supermarket aisle signs.
        Once I spent at least an hour walking up and down the aisle called 'Seasonal'.

        Could I find any salt and pepper?
        Nope.

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        • essjayjay@tech.lgbtE essjayjay@tech.lgbt

          @eclectech

          IKR?

          These supermarket aisle signs.
          Once I spent at least an hour walking up and down the aisle called 'Seasonal'.

          Could I find any salt and pepper?
          Nope.

          eclectech@things.ukE This user is from outside of this forum
          eclectech@things.ukE This user is from outside of this forum
          eclectech@things.uk
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          @essjayjay Haha!

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          • eclectech@things.ukE eclectech@things.uk

            Amazing really, that so much of the store contains jelly and custard they have to have a special aisle to avoid it.

            curiously@mastodon.auC This user is from outside of this forum
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            curiously@mastodon.au
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            @eclectech wow so that's just the freeform jelly and custard? Next aisle is Structed or classic jelly & custard?!

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            • eclectech@things.ukE eclectech@things.uk

              Amazing really, that so much of the store contains jelly and custard they have to have a special aisle to avoid it.

              cybervegan@autistics.lifeC This user is from outside of this forum
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              @eclectech That's better.

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              • cybervegan@autistics.lifeC cybervegan@autistics.life

                @eclectech That's better.

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                @cybervegan @eclectech I assume this means it's not constrained by the narrow walls of glass jars, but instead roaming freely wherever gravity takes it?

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                • eclectech@things.ukE eclectech@things.uk

                  Amazing really, that so much of the store contains jelly and custard they have to have a special aisle to avoid it.

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                  @eclectech Nice! Long ago, I posted a sign from a grocery store that said "Anti Pasta", which was similarly good for a giggle.

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                  • eclectech@things.ukE eclectech@things.uk

                    Amazing really, that so much of the store contains jelly and custard they have to have a special aisle to avoid it.

                    marymaraskittenbakery@troet.cafeM This user is from outside of this forum
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                    @eclectech
                    Probably custards last stand...

                    .... It's ok, I'l let myself out ๐Ÿ˜†

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                    • eclectech@things.ukE eclectech@things.uk

                      Amazing really, that so much of the store contains jelly and custard they have to have a special aisle to avoid it.

                      mjj@mstdn.dkM This user is from outside of this forum
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                      @eclectech By that logic, the sausage section should be the 'ass and gristle ' department

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                      • drdirtbag@mountains.socialD drdirtbag@mountains.social

                        @cybervegan @eclectech I assume this means it's not constrained by the narrow walls of glass jars, but instead roaming freely wherever gravity takes it?

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                        cybervegan@autistics.life
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                        @drdirtbag @eclectech Pretty much ๐Ÿ˜‰

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                        • eclectech@things.ukE eclectech@things.uk

                          Amazing really, that so much of the store contains jelly and custard they have to have a special aisle to avoid it.

                          bruce@darkmoon.socialB This user is from outside of this forum
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                          @eclectech

                          If there's no jelly or custard on that aisle, why would anyone ever go there?

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                          • eclectech@things.ukE eclectech@things.uk

                            Amazing really, that so much of the store contains jelly and custard they have to have a special aisle to avoid it.

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                            @eclectech I first read it as "freeform" ๐Ÿ˜‚

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                            • bruce@darkmoon.socialB bruce@darkmoon.social

                              @eclectech

                              If there's no jelly or custard on that aisle, why would anyone ever go there?

                              eclectech@things.ukE This user is from outside of this forum
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                              @bruce This is a good question ๐Ÿ˜†

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                              • eclectech@things.ukE eclectech@things.uk

                                @ravenbait The wobbling will be all that jelly
                                *nods wisely*

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                                @eclectech @ravenbait wibble wobble wibble wobble jelly on an aisle

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                                • eclectech@things.ukE eclectech@things.uk

                                  Amazing really, that so much of the store contains jelly and custard they have to have a special aisle to avoid it.

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                                  @eclectech to re-use my own joke from a few days ago, itโ€™s a trifle bazaar

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                                  • eclectech@things.ukE eclectech@things.uk

                                    Amazing really, that so much of the store contains jelly and custard they have to have a special aisle to avoid it.

                                    evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.netE This user is from outside of this forum
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                                    @eclectech I misread that as "FreeForm" and was interested to see what trifles they had comitted

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                                    • eclectech@things.ukE eclectech@things.uk

                                      Amazing really, that so much of the store contains jelly and custard they have to have a special aisle to avoid it.

                                      internetsdairy@mastodon.artI This user is from outside of this forum
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                                      @eclectech this implies the state of being shackled by jelly and custard

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                                      • eclectech@things.ukE eclectech@things.uk

                                        Amazing really, that so much of the store contains jelly and custard they have to have a special aisle to avoid it.

                                        bit@ohai.socialB This user is from outside of this forum
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                                        bit@ohai.social
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                                        @eclectech Tell me you're from the UK without telling me you're from the UK.

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                                        • eclectech@things.ukE eclectech@things.uk

                                          Amazing really, that so much of the store contains jelly and custard they have to have a special aisle to avoid it.

                                          dragonfrog@mastodon.sdf.orgD This user is from outside of this forum
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                                          @eclectech a grocery store near me has an aisle sign for "international tomato", to which I always mentally add "of mystery"

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