The neat thing about high density storage is that for the first time in human history you could probably fit every book ever written up your butt
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“What’s that ass do?”
“CONTAIN ALL OF HUMAN KNOWLEDGE”
@robinhood Now that's an ass I could get behind~

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The neat thing about high density storage is that for the first time in human history you could probably fit every book ever written up your butt
@robinhood second time, at first there was only one book
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@robinhood second time, at first there was only one book
@zagebo fair, but it was probably a hefty clay tablet
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@zagebo fair, but it was probably a hefty clay tablet
@robinhood @zagebo as long as it has a flared base
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@zagebo fair, but it was probably a hefty clay tablet
@robinhood not a book buddy
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@robinhood a whole new level of literacy.
@QuakerWanker @robinhood liter-ass-y
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The neat thing about high density storage is that for the first time in human history you could probably fit every book ever written up your butt
@robinhood I think it's a safe assumption that the first couple of books wouldn't fit inside a butt, though it's not completely implausible...
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@robinhood second time, at first there was only one book
@zagebo @robinhood the first scroll could be a more convenient form factor, depending how you define "book"..
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The neat thing about high density storage is that for the first time in human history you could probably fit every book ever written up your butt
@robinhood You can get 512GB SD cards these days, you could fit a lot of them up your butt.
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“What’s that ass do?”
“CONTAIN ALL OF HUMAN KNOWLEDGE”
@robinhood the Library of Bootylon
(would the Guinness book of records entertain an entry for rectal information retention?)
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“What’s that ass do?”
“CONTAIN ALL OF HUMAN KNOWLEDGE”
@robinhood So /that's/ where the Library of Alexandria went
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