The neat thing about high density storage is that for the first time in human history you could probably fit every book ever written up your butt

[erkhyan@yiff.life]

@robinhood Spanish lessons suddenly have an awkward response to “¿Dónde está la biblioteca?”

[robinhood@yiff.life]

“What’s that ass do?”

“CONTAIN ALL OF HUMAN KNOWLEDGE”

[foxyloon@blimps.xyz]

@robinhood Now that's an ass I could get behind~

[zagebo@mas.to]

@robinhood second time, at first there was only one book

[robinhood@yiff.life]

@zagebo fair, but it was probably a hefty clay tablet

[rey@toot.cat]

@robinhood @zagebo as long as it has a flared base

[zagebo@mas.to]

@robinhood not a book buddy

[airesad@yiff.life]

@QuakerWanker @robinhood liter-ass-y

[frummidge@meow.social]

@robinhood I think it's a safe assumption that the first couple of books wouldn't fit inside a butt, though it's not completely implausible...

[truffles@meow.social]

@zagebo @robinhood the first scroll could be a more convenient form factor, depending how you define "book"..

[diffrentcolours@tech.lgbt]

@robinhood You can get 512GB SD cards these days, you could fit a lot of them up your butt.

[djm62@beige.party]

@robinhood the Library of Bootylon

(would the Guinness book of records entertain an entry for rectal information retention?)

[owashe@meow.social]

@robinhood So /that's/ where the Library of Alexandria went