<![CDATA[The neat thing about high density storage is that for the first time in human history you could probably fit every book ever written up your butt]]>The neat thing about high density storage is that for the first time in human history you could probably fit every book ever written up your butt

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/topic/6ec0967c-b7d9-45c5-ada6-eb246186f98f/the-neat-thing-about-high-density-storage-is-that-for-the-first-time-in-human-history-you-could-probably-fit-every-book-ever-written-up-your-buttRSS for NodeFri, 17 Apr 2026 13:40:01 GMTTue, 31 Mar 2026 19:47:01 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to The neat thing about high density storage is that for the first time in human history you could probably fit every book ever written up your butt on Wed, 01 Apr 2026 12:37:35 GMT]]>@robinhood So /that's/ where the Library of Alexandria went

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://meow.social/users/owashe/statuses/116329483825743799https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://meow.social/users/owashe/statuses/116329483825743799Wed, 01 Apr 2026 12:37:35 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The neat thing about high density storage is that for the first time in human history you could probably fit every book ever written up your butt on Wed, 01 Apr 2026 00:39:29 GMT]]>@robinhood the Library of Bootylon

(would the Guinness book of records entertain an entry for rectal information retention?)

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://beige.party/users/djm62/statuses/116326660119454909https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://beige.party/users/djm62/statuses/116326660119454909Wed, 01 Apr 2026 00:39:29 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The neat thing about high density storage is that for the first time in human history you could probably fit every book ever written up your butt on Wed, 01 Apr 2026 00:00:43 GMT]]>@robinhood You can get 512GB SD cards these days, you could fit a lot of them up your butt.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://tech.lgbt/users/diffrentcolours/statuses/116326507717629975https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://tech.lgbt/users/diffrentcolours/statuses/116326507717629975Wed, 01 Apr 2026 00:00:43 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The neat thing about high density storage is that for the first time in human history you could probably fit every book ever written up your butt on Tue, 31 Mar 2026 22:06:38 GMT]]>@zagebo @robinhood the first scroll could be a more convenient form factor, depending how you define "book"..

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://meow.social/users/Truffles/statuses/116326059085921209https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://meow.social/users/Truffles/statuses/116326059085921209Tue, 31 Mar 2026 22:06:38 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The neat thing about high density storage is that for the first time in human history you could probably fit every book ever written up your butt on Tue, 31 Mar 2026 21:46:46 GMT]]>@robinhood I think it's a safe assumption that the first couple of books wouldn't fit inside a butt, though it's not completely implausible...

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://meow.social/users/frummidge/statuses/116325981014916273https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://meow.social/users/frummidge/statuses/116325981014916273Tue, 31 Mar 2026 21:46:46 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The neat thing about high density storage is that for the first time in human history you could probably fit every book ever written up your butt on Tue, 31 Mar 2026 21:45:43 GMT]]>@QuakerWanker @robinhood liter-ass-y

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://yiff.life/users/airesAD/statuses/116325976887185519https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://yiff.life/users/airesAD/statuses/116325976887185519Tue, 31 Mar 2026 21:45:43 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The neat thing about high density storage is that for the first time in human history you could probably fit every book ever written up your butt on Tue, 31 Mar 2026 20:16:57 GMT]]>@robinhood not a book buddy

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mas.to/users/zagebo/statuses/116325627828159463https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mas.to/users/zagebo/statuses/116325627828159463Tue, 31 Mar 2026 20:16:57 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The neat thing about high density storage is that for the first time in human history you could probably fit every book ever written up your butt on Tue, 31 Mar 2026 20:15:00 GMT]]>@robinhood @zagebo as long as it has a flared base

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://toot.cat/users/rey/statuses/116325620151821098https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://toot.cat/users/rey/statuses/116325620151821098Tue, 31 Mar 2026 20:15:00 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The neat thing about high density storage is that for the first time in human history you could probably fit every book ever written up your butt on Tue, 31 Mar 2026 20:13:56 GMT]]>@zagebo fair, but it was probably a hefty clay tablet

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://yiff.life/users/robinhood/statuses/116325615948321237https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://yiff.life/users/robinhood/statuses/116325615948321237Tue, 31 Mar 2026 20:13:56 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The neat thing about high density storage is that for the first time in human history you could probably fit every book ever written up your butt on Tue, 31 Mar 2026 20:13:23 GMT]]>@robinhood second time, at first there was only one book

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mas.to/users/zagebo/statuses/116325613810451922https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mas.to/users/zagebo/statuses/116325613810451922Tue, 31 Mar 2026 20:13:23 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The neat thing about high density storage is that for the first time in human history you could probably fit every book ever written up your butt on Tue, 31 Mar 2026 20:11:42 GMT]]>@robinhood Now that's an ass I could get behind~

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://blimps.xyz/users/foxyloon/statuses/116325607197820246https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://blimps.xyz/users/foxyloon/statuses/116325607197820246Tue, 31 Mar 2026 20:11:42 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The neat thing about high density storage is that for the first time in human history you could probably fit every book ever written up your butt on Tue, 31 Mar 2026 19:55:15 GMT]]>“What’s that ass do?”

“CONTAIN ALL OF HUMAN KNOWLEDGE”

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://yiff.life/users/robinhood/statuses/116325542464690416https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://yiff.life/users/robinhood/statuses/116325542464690416Tue, 31 Mar 2026 19:55:15 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The neat thing about high density storage is that for the first time in human history you could probably fit every book ever written up your butt on Tue, 31 Mar 2026 19:54:53 GMT]]>@robinhood Spanish lessons suddenly have an awkward response to “¿Dónde está la biblioteca?”

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://yiff.life/users/erkhyan/statuses/116325541036811276https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://yiff.life/users/erkhyan/statuses/116325541036811276Tue, 31 Mar 2026 19:54:53 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The neat thing about high density storage is that for the first time in human history you could probably fit every book ever written up your butt on Tue, 31 Mar 2026 19:48:44 GMT]]>@robinhood a whole new level of literacy.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://laserdisc.party/users/QuakerWanker/statuses/116325516867372095https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://laserdisc.party/users/QuakerWanker/statuses/116325516867372095Tue, 31 Mar 2026 19:48:44 GMT