Remember, it could always be worse
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Remember, it could always be worse
@thomasfuchs
Did they use L'eggs pantyhose eggs for molds?
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@thomasfuchs This image makes me feel...things...
@TROG @thomasfuchs I don't think they're supposed to be used that way
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@thomasfuchs which body orifice are you supposed to ingest these with?
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@thomasfuchs What in hell's half acre is that?
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@thomasfuchs Unironically, I could really go for those ham and carrot jellies. The parsley or whatever that is really makes it.
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@thomasfuchs Innit just egg shaped head cheese?
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Imagine a young Ridley Scott being faced with a plate of these, and remembering the trauma decades later when he designed the eggs for Alien.
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The traditional way to eat these is to bend over the table, place your lips upon the top of the egg of your choice, and suck.
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The traditional way to eat these is to bend over the table, place your lips upon the top of the egg of your choice, and suck.
@gloriouscow @thomasfuchs I thought I'd clicked over to the NSFW account for a second there
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@gloriouscow @thomasfuchs I thought I'd clicked over to the NSFW account for a second there
wait, you know my NSFW account?
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@saucerlost @thomasfuchs This is the correct answer
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wait, you know my NSFW account?
@gloriouscow @thomasfuchs no I meant MINE.
I don't follow your NSFW account, you post too much *random funny fetish* for me.
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@gloriouscow @thomasfuchs no I meant MINE.
I don't follow your NSFW account, you post too much *random funny fetish* for me.
my fetish is a fully vested 401k
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@thomasfuchs That is a true horror
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Remember, it could always be worse
@thomasfuchs Mmm, larks' tongues in aspic.
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my fetish is a fully vested 401k
@gloriouscow @thomasfuchs unrealistic. stick to bondage like the rest of us.
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@gloriouscow @thomasfuchs no I meant MINE.
I don't follow your NSFW account, you post too much *random funny fetish* for me.
@foone @gloriouscow @thomasfuchs you gals have NSFW accounts?
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@loke @juanejot @thomasfuchs Alt text says they're ham and carrots.
@nazokiyoubinbou @loke @juanejot @thomasfuchs "Sülze", a high point of German cuisine. Kinda like spam, only worse.
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@nazokiyoubinbou @loke @juanejot @thomasfuchs "Sülze", a high point of German cuisine. Kinda like spam, only worse.
@jens @nazokiyoubinbou @loke @thomasfuchs Now I’m imagining musubi in aspic form. “Musülze,” perhaps.
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@saucerlost @thomasfuchs This is the correct answer
@d1
Yes, this is the ONLY answer!
@saucerlost @thomasfuchs
