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Remember, it could always be worse

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  • thomasfuchs@hachyderm.ioT thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io

    Remember, it could always be worse

    caseyl@mastodon.nzC This user is from outside of this forum
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    #23

    @thomasfuchs

    Imagine a young Ridley Scott being faced with a plate of these, and remembering the trauma decades later when he designed the eggs for Alien.

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    • thomasfuchs@hachyderm.ioT thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io

      Remember, it could always be worse

      gloriouscow@oldbytes.spaceG This user is from outside of this forum
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      #24

      @thomasfuchs

      The traditional way to eat these is to bend over the table, place your lips upon the top of the egg of your choice, and suck.

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      • gloriouscow@oldbytes.spaceG gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

        @thomasfuchs

        The traditional way to eat these is to bend over the table, place your lips upon the top of the egg of your choice, and suck.

        foone@digipres.clubF This user is from outside of this forum
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        @gloriouscow @thomasfuchs I thought I'd clicked over to the NSFW account for a second there

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        • foone@digipres.clubF foone@digipres.club

          @gloriouscow @thomasfuchs I thought I'd clicked over to the NSFW account for a second there

          gloriouscow@oldbytes.spaceG This user is from outside of this forum
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          @foone @thomasfuchs

          wait, you know my NSFW account?

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          • saucerlost@mastodon.socialS saucerlost@mastodon.social

            @thomasfuchs

            d1@autistics.lifeD This user is from outside of this forum
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            #27

            @saucerlost @thomasfuchs This is the correct answer

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            • gloriouscow@oldbytes.spaceG gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

              @foone @thomasfuchs

              wait, you know my NSFW account?

              foone@digipres.clubF This user is from outside of this forum
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              #28

              @gloriouscow @thomasfuchs no I meant MINE.

              I don't follow your NSFW account, you post too much *random funny fetish* for me.

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              • foone@digipres.clubF foone@digipres.club

                @gloriouscow @thomasfuchs no I meant MINE.

                I don't follow your NSFW account, you post too much *random funny fetish* for me.

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                #29

                @foone @thomasfuchs

                my fetish is a fully vested 401k

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                • thomasfuchs@hachyderm.ioT thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io

                  Remember, it could always be worse

                  mira@shark.communityM This user is from outside of this forum
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                  @thomasfuchs That is a true horror

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                  • thomasfuchs@hachyderm.ioT thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io

                    Remember, it could always be worse

                    _the_cloud@mastodon.social_ This user is from outside of this forum
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                    #31

                    @thomasfuchs Mmm, larks' tongues in aspic.

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                    • gloriouscow@oldbytes.spaceG gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                      @foone @thomasfuchs

                      my fetish is a fully vested 401k

                      foone@digipres.clubF This user is from outside of this forum
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                      @gloriouscow @thomasfuchs unrealistic. stick to bondage like the rest of us.

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                      • foone@digipres.clubF foone@digipres.club

                        @gloriouscow @thomasfuchs no I meant MINE.

                        I don't follow your NSFW account, you post too much *random funny fetish* for me.

                        lritter@mastodon.gamedev.placeL This user is from outside of this forum
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                        #33

                        @foone @gloriouscow @thomasfuchs you gals have NSFW accounts?

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                        • nazokiyoubinbou@urusai.socialN nazokiyoubinbou@urusai.social

                          @loke @juanejot @thomasfuchs Alt text says they're ham and carrots.

                          jens@social.finkhaeuser.deJ This user is from outside of this forum
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                          @nazokiyoubinbou @loke @juanejot @thomasfuchs "Sülze", a high point of German cuisine. Kinda like spam, only worse.

                          juanejot@beige.partyJ mirabilos@toot.mirbsd.orgM 2 Replies Last reply
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                          • jens@social.finkhaeuser.deJ jens@social.finkhaeuser.de

                            @nazokiyoubinbou @loke @juanejot @thomasfuchs "Sülze", a high point of German cuisine. Kinda like spam, only worse.

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                            #35

                            @jens @nazokiyoubinbou @loke @thomasfuchs Now I’m imagining musubi in aspic form. “Musülze,” perhaps.

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                            • d1@autistics.lifeD d1@autistics.life

                              @saucerlost @thomasfuchs This is the correct answer

                              momo@social.linux.pizzaM This user is from outside of this forum
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                              #36

                              @d1
                              Yes, this is the ONLY answer!
                              @saucerlost @thomasfuchs

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                              • _the_cloud@mastodon.social_ _the_cloud@mastodon.social

                                @thomasfuchs Mmm, larks' tongues in aspic.

                                brouhaha@mastodon.socialB This user is from outside of this forum
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                                #37

                                @_the_cloud @thomasfuchs
                                If we took the bones out, it wouldn't be crunchy, would it?

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                                • thomasfuchs@hachyderm.ioT thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io

                                  Remember, it could always be worse

                                  europlus@social.europlus.zoneE This user is from outside of this forum
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                                  #38

                                  @thomasfuchs O_o

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                                  • rowinspeez@mas.toR rowinspeez@mas.to

                                    @thomasfuchs this is some shit that grandparents would make for the pretense of yelling at their kids because they had to suffer through the Great Depression.

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                                    @RowinSpeez @thomasfuchs no, that was fish head soup that tasted like Ungvita Ointment.

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                                    • lritter@mastodon.gamedev.placeL lritter@mastodon.gamedev.place

                                      @foone @gloriouscow @thomasfuchs you gals have NSFW accounts?

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                                      @lritter @gloriouscow @thomasfuchs

                                      no, it was just a joke

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                                      • thomasfuchs@hachyderm.ioT thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io

                                        Remember, it could always be worse

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                                        @thomasfuchs

                                        TBH: I would eat them, with a little soy sauce or even sriracha...

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                                        • trog@ravenation.clubT trog@ravenation.club

                                          @thomasfuchs This image makes me feel...things...

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                                          @TROG @thomasfuchs same. For me it's nausea and confusion, mostly. Pinch of WTF as well

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