Remember, it could always be worse

[itsmemariamarie@mastodon.social]

@thomasfuchs what is that????

[elithebearded@fed.qaz.red]

@thomasfuchs

Still in the (blown) eggshells. I am picturing it in my mind, yes

[oohokaykay@beige.party]

@thomasfuchs
Did they use L'eggs pantyhose eggs for molds?

[groxx@hachyderm.io]

@TROG @thomasfuchs I don't think they're supposed to be used that way

[wtrmt@mastodon.social]

@thomasfuchs which body orifice are you supposed to ingest these with?

#helleraiser #Easter

[thejen@beige.party]

@thomasfuchs What in hell's half acre is that?

[isaackuo@spacey.space]

@thomasfuchs Unironically, I could really go for those ham and carrot jellies. The parsley or whatever that is really makes it.

[christopherbrown@mastodon.social]

@thomasfuchs Innit just egg shaped head cheese?

[caseyl@mastodon.nz]

@thomasfuchs

Imagine a young Ridley Scott being faced with a plate of these, and remembering the trauma decades later when he designed the eggs for Alien.

[gloriouscow@oldbytes.space]

@thomasfuchs

The traditional way to eat these is to bend over the table, place your lips upon the top of the egg of your choice, and suck.

[foone@digipres.club]

@gloriouscow @thomasfuchs I thought I'd clicked over to the NSFW account for a second there

[gloriouscow@oldbytes.space]

@foone @thomasfuchs

wait, you know my NSFW account?

[d1@autistics.life]

@saucerlost @thomasfuchs This is the correct answer

[foone@digipres.club]

@gloriouscow @thomasfuchs no I meant MINE.

I don't follow your NSFW account, you post too much *random funny fetish* for me.

[gloriouscow@oldbytes.space]

@foone @thomasfuchs

my fetish is a fully vested 401k

[mira@shark.community]

@thomasfuchs That is a true horror

[_the_cloud@mastodon.social]

@thomasfuchs Mmm, larks' tongues in aspic.

[foone@digipres.club]

@gloriouscow @thomasfuchs unrealistic. stick to bondage like the rest of us.

[lritter@mastodon.gamedev.place]

@foone @gloriouscow @thomasfuchs you gals have NSFW accounts?

[jens@social.finkhaeuser.de]

@nazokiyoubinbou @loke @juanejot @thomasfuchs "Sülze", a high point of German cuisine. Kinda like spam, only worse.