so, what do you do for work?
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so, what do you do for work?
@molly0xfff I don't feel so bad about my gig anymore 🥹
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so, what do you do for work?
@molly0xfff this is amazing, thank you for sharing
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so, what do you do for work?
@molly0xfff "so what does your charity do?"
"oh we raise money for cancer"
"..."
"... RESEARCH, CANCER RESEARCH. TO CURE IT."
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@molly0xfff is...is this real?
@joshin4colours @molly0xfff if it is, presumably the job is about preventing crimes
(still funny though)
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@molly0xfff is...is this real?
@joshin4colours afraid so
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@joshin4colours @molly0xfff if it is, presumably the job is about preventing crimes
(still funny though)
@ireneista @molly0xfff I mean, presumably, but also...maybe not??
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so, what do you do for work?
FEC data sometimes truncates job titles and things like that, but this genuinely seems to be his job title
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FEC data sometimes truncates job titles and things like that, but this genuinely seems to be his job title
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FEC data sometimes truncates job titles and things like that, but this genuinely seems to be his job title
@molly0xfff Doesn't really say if they do or don't actually commit the crimes. The title could go either way. 🤪
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FEC data sometimes truncates job titles and things like that, but this genuinely seems to be his job title
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@molly0xfff Doesn't really say if they do or don't actually commit the crimes. The title could go either way. 🤪
@blainsmith @molly0xfff
Well, with a name like Robinhood... -
so, what do you do for work?
@molly0xfff Does changing that to "for" make it any better?
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so, what do you do for work?
@molly0xfff I Robin Hood diversifying from highway robberies, apparently
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FEC data sometimes truncates job titles and things like that, but this genuinely seems to be his job title
@molly0xfff they're learning from FTX it seems -
FEC data sometimes truncates job titles and things like that, but this genuinely seems to be his job title
@molly0xfff
he must work on their crypto side of house -
so, what do you do for work?
@molly0xfff@hachyderm.io That's my boss's title, along with "Chief Compliance Officer." Seems to be a common industry thing, but it does make me chuckle every time I read it.
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FEC data sometimes truncates job titles and things like that, but this genuinely seems to be his job title
@molly0xfff Must be good at his job. Opportunity for the Junior Director some day.
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so, what do you do for work?
@molly0xfff fun fact, at a former employer that was under multiple consent decrees, the following positions existed:
VP of Fraud.
VP of Money Laundering.
And the Criminal Activities department.They have since updated the first two.
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so, what do you do for work?
@molly0xfff I bet the bros thought that would be a great laugh but didn’t realize it would be on official documents
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so, what do you do for work?
@molly0xfff I like the implication that there is also an Associate Director of Financial Crimes; you know, the person who _really_ oversees the day-to-day of the Crimes staff
