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so, what do you do for work?

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  • ireneista@adhd.irenes.spaceI ireneista@adhd.irenes.space

    @joshin4colours @molly0xfff if it is, presumably the job is about preventing crimes

    (still funny though)

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    @ireneista @molly0xfff I mean, presumably, but also...maybe not??

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    • molly0xfff@hachyderm.ioM molly0xfff@hachyderm.io

      so, what do you do for work?

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      FEC data sometimes truncates job titles and things like that, but this genuinely seems to be his job title

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      • molly0xfff@hachyderm.ioM molly0xfff@hachyderm.io

        FEC data sometimes truncates job titles and things like that, but this genuinely seems to be his job title

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        @molly0xfff #careergoals

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        • molly0xfff@hachyderm.ioM molly0xfff@hachyderm.io

          FEC data sometimes truncates job titles and things like that, but this genuinely seems to be his job title

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          @molly0xfff Doesn't really say if they do or don't actually commit the crimes. The title could go either way. 🤪

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          • molly0xfff@hachyderm.ioM molly0xfff@hachyderm.io

            FEC data sometimes truncates job titles and things like that, but this genuinely seems to be his job title

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            @molly0xfff

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            • blainsmith@fosstodon.orgB blainsmith@fosstodon.org

              @molly0xfff Doesn't really say if they do or don't actually commit the crimes. The title could go either way. 🤪

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              @blainsmith @molly0xfff
              Well, with a name like Robinhood...

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              • molly0xfff@hachyderm.ioM molly0xfff@hachyderm.io

                so, what do you do for work?

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                @molly0xfff Does changing that to "for" make it any better?

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                • molly0xfff@hachyderm.ioM molly0xfff@hachyderm.io

                  so, what do you do for work?

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                  @molly0xfff I Robin Hood diversifying from highway robberies, apparently

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                  • molly0xfff@hachyderm.ioM molly0xfff@hachyderm.io

                    FEC data sometimes truncates job titles and things like that, but this genuinely seems to be his job title

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                    @molly0xfff they're learning from FTX it seems
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                    • molly0xfff@hachyderm.ioM molly0xfff@hachyderm.io

                      FEC data sometimes truncates job titles and things like that, but this genuinely seems to be his job title

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                      @molly0xfff
                      he must work on their crypto side of house

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                      • molly0xfff@hachyderm.ioM molly0xfff@hachyderm.io

                        so, what do you do for work?

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                        @molly0xfff@hachyderm.io That's my boss's title, along with "Chief Compliance Officer." Seems to be a common industry thing, but it does make me chuckle every time I read it.

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                        • molly0xfff@hachyderm.ioM molly0xfff@hachyderm.io

                          FEC data sometimes truncates job titles and things like that, but this genuinely seems to be his job title

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                          @molly0xfff Must be good at his job. Opportunity for the Junior Director some day.

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                          • molly0xfff@hachyderm.ioM molly0xfff@hachyderm.io

                            so, what do you do for work?

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                            @molly0xfff fun fact, at a former employer that was under multiple consent decrees, the following positions existed:

                            VP of Fraud.
                            VP of Money Laundering.
                            And the Criminal Activities department.

                            They have since updated the first two.

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                            • molly0xfff@hachyderm.ioM molly0xfff@hachyderm.io

                              so, what do you do for work?

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                              @molly0xfff I bet the bros thought that would be a great laugh but didn’t realize it would be on official documents

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                              • molly0xfff@hachyderm.ioM molly0xfff@hachyderm.io

                                so, what do you do for work?

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                                @molly0xfff I like the implication that there is also an Associate Director of Financial Crimes; you know, the person who _really_ oversees the day-to-day of the Crimes staff

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                                • molly0xfff@hachyderm.ioM molly0xfff@hachyderm.io

                                  FEC data sometimes truncates job titles and things like that, but this genuinely seems to be his job title

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                                  @molly0xfff I feel like making a joke about the sheriff rebranding himself as Robin Hood, but I think it hits a little too close to home.

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                                  • molly0xfff@hachyderm.ioM molly0xfff@hachyderm.io

                                    FEC data sometimes truncates job titles and things like that, but this genuinely seems to be his job title

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                                    @molly0xfff web3 bros avoid being edgelords challenge level: impossible.

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