Skip to content
  • Categories
  • Recent
  • Tags
  • Popular
  • World
  • Users
  • Groups
Skins
  • Light
  • Brite
  • Cerulean
  • Cosmo
  • Flatly
  • Journal
  • Litera
  • Lumen
  • Lux
  • Materia
  • Minty
  • Morph
  • Pulse
  • Sandstone
  • Simplex
  • Sketchy
  • Spacelab
  • United
  • Yeti
  • Zephyr
  • Dark
  • Cyborg
  • Darkly
  • Quartz
  • Slate
  • Solar
  • Superhero
  • Vapor

  • Default (Cyborg)
  • No Skin
Collapse
Brand Logo

CIRCLE WITH A DOT

  1. Home
  2. Uncategorized
  3. so, what do you do for work?

so, what do you do for work?

Scheduled Pinned Locked Moved Uncategorized
25 Posts 22 Posters 0 Views
  • Oldest to Newest
  • Newest to Oldest
  • Most Votes
Reply
  • Reply as topic
Log in to reply
This topic has been deleted. Only users with topic management privileges can see it.
  • molly0xfff@hachyderm.ioM molly0xfff@hachyderm.io

    so, what do you do for work?

    Link Preview Image
    joshin4colours@mastodon.socialJ This user is from outside of this forum
    joshin4colours@mastodon.socialJ This user is from outside of this forum
    joshin4colours@mastodon.social
    wrote last edited by
    #2

    @molly0xfff is...is this real?

    ireneista@adhd.irenes.spaceI molly0xfff@hachyderm.ioM 2 Replies Last reply
    0
    • molly0xfff@hachyderm.ioM molly0xfff@hachyderm.io

      so, what do you do for work?

      Link Preview Image
      mattly@hachyderm.ioM This user is from outside of this forum
      mattly@hachyderm.ioM This user is from outside of this forum
      mattly@hachyderm.io
      wrote last edited by
      #3

      @molly0xfff my partner lists her occupation as “Domestic Engineer”

      1 Reply Last reply
      0
      • molly0xfff@hachyderm.ioM molly0xfff@hachyderm.io

        so, what do you do for work?

        Link Preview Image
        dcdeejay@mastodon.onlineD This user is from outside of this forum
        dcdeejay@mastodon.onlineD This user is from outside of this forum
        dcdeejay@mastodon.online
        wrote last edited by
        #4

        @molly0xfff I don't feel so bad about my gig anymore 🥹

        1 Reply Last reply
        0
        • molly0xfff@hachyderm.ioM molly0xfff@hachyderm.io

          so, what do you do for work?

          Link Preview Image
          mattiebee@hachyderm.ioM This user is from outside of this forum
          mattiebee@hachyderm.ioM This user is from outside of this forum
          mattiebee@hachyderm.io
          wrote last edited by
          #5

          @molly0xfff this is amazing, thank you for sharing

          1 Reply Last reply
          0
          • molly0xfff@hachyderm.ioM molly0xfff@hachyderm.io

            so, what do you do for work?

            Link Preview Image
            turnipcannon@mstdn.caT This user is from outside of this forum
            turnipcannon@mstdn.caT This user is from outside of this forum
            turnipcannon@mstdn.ca
            wrote last edited by
            #6

            @molly0xfff "so what does your charity do?"

            "oh we raise money for cancer"

            "..."

            "... RESEARCH, CANCER RESEARCH. TO CURE IT."

            1 Reply Last reply
            0
            • joshin4colours@mastodon.socialJ joshin4colours@mastodon.social

              @molly0xfff is...is this real?

              ireneista@adhd.irenes.spaceI This user is from outside of this forum
              ireneista@adhd.irenes.spaceI This user is from outside of this forum
              ireneista@adhd.irenes.space
              wrote last edited by
              #7

              @joshin4colours @molly0xfff if it is, presumably the job is about preventing crimes

              (still funny though)

              joshin4colours@mastodon.socialJ 1 Reply Last reply
              0
              • joshin4colours@mastodon.socialJ joshin4colours@mastodon.social

                @molly0xfff is...is this real?

                molly0xfff@hachyderm.ioM This user is from outside of this forum
                molly0xfff@hachyderm.ioM This user is from outside of this forum
                molly0xfff@hachyderm.io
                wrote last edited by
                #8

                @joshin4colours afraid so

                1 Reply Last reply
                0
                • ireneista@adhd.irenes.spaceI ireneista@adhd.irenes.space

                  @joshin4colours @molly0xfff if it is, presumably the job is about preventing crimes

                  (still funny though)

                  joshin4colours@mastodon.socialJ This user is from outside of this forum
                  joshin4colours@mastodon.socialJ This user is from outside of this forum
                  joshin4colours@mastodon.social
                  wrote last edited by
                  #9

                  @ireneista @molly0xfff I mean, presumably, but also...maybe not??

                  1 Reply Last reply
                  0
                  • molly0xfff@hachyderm.ioM molly0xfff@hachyderm.io

                    so, what do you do for work?

                    Link Preview Image
                    molly0xfff@hachyderm.ioM This user is from outside of this forum
                    molly0xfff@hachyderm.ioM This user is from outside of this forum
                    molly0xfff@hachyderm.io
                    wrote last edited by
                    #10

                    FEC data sometimes truncates job titles and things like that, but this genuinely seems to be his job title

                    Link Preview Image
                    heliograph@mastodon.auH blainsmith@fosstodon.orgB yetzt@social.yetzt.meY 0x4d6165@wanderingwires.net0 dio9sys@haunted.computerD 8 Replies Last reply
                    1
                    0
                    • molly0xfff@hachyderm.ioM molly0xfff@hachyderm.io

                      FEC data sometimes truncates job titles and things like that, but this genuinely seems to be his job title

                      Link Preview Image
                      heliograph@mastodon.auH This user is from outside of this forum
                      heliograph@mastodon.auH This user is from outside of this forum
                      heliograph@mastodon.au
                      wrote last edited by
                      #11

                      @molly0xfff #careergoals

                      1 Reply Last reply
                      0
                      • molly0xfff@hachyderm.ioM molly0xfff@hachyderm.io

                        FEC data sometimes truncates job titles and things like that, but this genuinely seems to be his job title

                        Link Preview Image
                        blainsmith@fosstodon.orgB This user is from outside of this forum
                        blainsmith@fosstodon.orgB This user is from outside of this forum
                        blainsmith@fosstodon.org
                        wrote last edited by
                        #12

                        @molly0xfff Doesn't really say if they do or don't actually commit the crimes. The title could go either way. 🤪

                        bruce@darkmoon.socialB 1 Reply Last reply
                        0
                        • molly0xfff@hachyderm.ioM molly0xfff@hachyderm.io

                          FEC data sometimes truncates job titles and things like that, but this genuinely seems to be his job title

                          Link Preview Image
                          yetzt@social.yetzt.meY This user is from outside of this forum
                          yetzt@social.yetzt.meY This user is from outside of this forum
                          yetzt@social.yetzt.me
                          wrote last edited by
                          #13

                          @molly0xfff

                          Link Preview Image
                          1 Reply Last reply
                          0
                          • blainsmith@fosstodon.orgB blainsmith@fosstodon.org

                            @molly0xfff Doesn't really say if they do or don't actually commit the crimes. The title could go either way. 🤪

                            bruce@darkmoon.socialB This user is from outside of this forum
                            bruce@darkmoon.socialB This user is from outside of this forum
                            bruce@darkmoon.social
                            wrote last edited by
                            #14

                            @blainsmith @molly0xfff
                            Well, with a name like Robinhood...

                            1 Reply Last reply
                            0
                            • molly0xfff@hachyderm.ioM molly0xfff@hachyderm.io

                              so, what do you do for work?

                              Link Preview Image
                              paulehoffman@infosec.exchangeP This user is from outside of this forum
                              paulehoffman@infosec.exchangeP This user is from outside of this forum
                              paulehoffman@infosec.exchange
                              wrote last edited by
                              #15

                              @molly0xfff Does changing that to "for" make it any better?

                              1 Reply Last reply
                              0
                              • molly0xfff@hachyderm.ioM molly0xfff@hachyderm.io

                                so, what do you do for work?

                                Link Preview Image
                                dimpase@mathstodon.xyzD This user is from outside of this forum
                                dimpase@mathstodon.xyzD This user is from outside of this forum
                                dimpase@mathstodon.xyz
                                wrote last edited by
                                #16

                                @molly0xfff I Robin Hood diversifying from highway robberies, apparently

                                1 Reply Last reply
                                0
                                • molly0xfff@hachyderm.ioM molly0xfff@hachyderm.io

                                  FEC data sometimes truncates job titles and things like that, but this genuinely seems to be his job title

                                  Link Preview Image
                                  0x4d6165@wanderingwires.net0 This user is from outside of this forum
                                  0x4d6165@wanderingwires.net0 This user is from outside of this forum
                                  0x4d6165@wanderingwires.net
                                  wrote last edited by
                                  #17
                                  @molly0xfff they're learning from FTX it seems
                                  1 Reply Last reply
                                  0
                                  • molly0xfff@hachyderm.ioM molly0xfff@hachyderm.io

                                    FEC data sometimes truncates job titles and things like that, but this genuinely seems to be his job title

                                    Link Preview Image
                                    dio9sys@haunted.computerD This user is from outside of this forum
                                    dio9sys@haunted.computerD This user is from outside of this forum
                                    dio9sys@haunted.computer
                                    wrote last edited by
                                    #18

                                    @molly0xfff
                                    he must work on their crypto side of house

                                    1 Reply Last reply
                                    0
                                    • molly0xfff@hachyderm.ioM molly0xfff@hachyderm.io

                                      so, what do you do for work?

                                      Link Preview Image
                                      jdt@enigmatick.socialJ This user is from outside of this forum
                                      jdt@enigmatick.socialJ This user is from outside of this forum
                                      jdt@enigmatick.social
                                      wrote last edited by
                                      #19

                                      @molly0xfff@hachyderm.io That's my boss's title, along with "Chief Compliance Officer." Seems to be a common industry thing, but it does make me chuckle every time I read it.

                                      1 Reply Last reply
                                      0
                                      • molly0xfff@hachyderm.ioM molly0xfff@hachyderm.io

                                        FEC data sometimes truncates job titles and things like that, but this genuinely seems to be his job title

                                        Link Preview Image
                                        jab01701mid@mastodon.socialJ This user is from outside of this forum
                                        jab01701mid@mastodon.socialJ This user is from outside of this forum
                                        jab01701mid@mastodon.social
                                        wrote last edited by
                                        #20

                                        @molly0xfff Must be good at his job. Opportunity for the Junior Director some day.

                                        1 Reply Last reply
                                        0
                                        • molly0xfff@hachyderm.ioM molly0xfff@hachyderm.io

                                          so, what do you do for work?

                                          Link Preview Image
                                          rootwyrm@weird.autosR This user is from outside of this forum
                                          rootwyrm@weird.autosR This user is from outside of this forum
                                          rootwyrm@weird.autos
                                          wrote last edited by
                                          #21

                                          @molly0xfff fun fact, at a former employer that was under multiple consent decrees, the following positions existed:

                                          VP of Fraud.
                                          VP of Money Laundering.
                                          And the Criminal Activities department.

                                          They have since updated the first two.

                                          1 Reply Last reply
                                          0
                                          Reply
                                          • Reply as topic
                                          Log in to reply
                                          • Oldest to Newest
                                          • Newest to Oldest
                                          • Most Votes


                                          • Login

                                          • Login or register to search.
                                          • First post
                                            Last post
                                          0
                                          • Categories
                                          • Recent
                                          • Tags
                                          • Popular
                                          • World
                                          • Users
                                          • Groups