so, what do you do for work?

[molly0xfff@hachyderm.io]

so, what do you do for work?

[joshin4colours@mastodon.social]

@molly0xfff is...is this real?

[mattly@hachyderm.io]

@molly0xfff my partner lists her occupation as “Domestic Engineer”

[dcdeejay@mastodon.online]

@molly0xfff I don't feel so bad about my gig anymore 🥹

[mattiebee@hachyderm.io]

@molly0xfff this is amazing, thank you for sharing

[turnipcannon@mstdn.ca]

@molly0xfff "so what does your charity do?"

"oh we raise money for cancer"

"..."

"... RESEARCH, CANCER RESEARCH. TO CURE IT."

[ireneista@adhd.irenes.space]

@joshin4colours @molly0xfff if it is, presumably the job is about preventing crimes

(still funny though)

[molly0xfff@hachyderm.io]

@joshin4colours afraid so

[joshin4colours@mastodon.social]

@ireneista @molly0xfff I mean, presumably, but also...maybe not??

[molly0xfff@hachyderm.io]

FEC data sometimes truncates job titles and things like that, but this genuinely seems to be his job title

[heliograph@mastodon.au]

@molly0xfff #careergoals

[blainsmith@fosstodon.org]

@molly0xfff Doesn't really say if they do or don't actually commit the crimes. The title could go either way. 🤪

[yetzt@social.yetzt.me]

@molly0xfff

[bruce@darkmoon.social]

@blainsmith @molly0xfff
Well, with a name like Robinhood...

[paulehoffman@infosec.exchange]

@molly0xfff Does changing that to "for" make it any better?

[dimpase@mathstodon.xyz]

@molly0xfff I Robin Hood diversifying from highway robberies, apparently

[0x4d6165@wanderingwires.net]

@molly0xfff they're learning from FTX it seems

[dio9sys@haunted.computer]

@molly0xfff
he must work on their crypto side of house

[jdt@enigmatick.social]

@molly0xfff@hachyderm.io That's my boss's title, along with "Chief Compliance Officer." Seems to be a common industry thing, but it does make me chuckle every time I read it.

[jab01701mid@mastodon.social]

@molly0xfff Must be good at his job. Opportunity for the Junior Director some day.