Tell me some thing blasphemous and/or sacrilegious
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Tell me some thing blasphemous and/or sacrilegious
New religions suck
At least ancient people had more creativity when making up their gods
Now we just have christianity with a god with no actual description, Jewish faith that just piggybacks off christianity, and Islam that just has a prophet that was a kid diddler.
What a joke they aren't even trying, like with everything.
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@catsalad@infosec.exchange this is what being lesbian is like
@puppygirlhornypost2 The traditional family :3
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@catsalad
Pirates never played accordions
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🪗 (Because they hadn’t been invented yet)
Accordions were invented during the 1800s Industrial Revolution at the same time as the telegraph, steam engine and the typewriter
100 years after the Golden Age of Piracy 1600s–1700s
So every pirate movie with an accordionist is a science fiction movie with a time-travel sub plot
️@AccordionBruce @catsalad dude..
That's off the charts cool trivia.
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@catsalad
Pirates never played accordions️🪗 (Because they hadn’t been invented yet)
Accordions were invented during the 1800s Industrial Revolution at the same time as the telegraph, steam engine and the typewriter
100 years after the Golden Age of Piracy 1600s–1700s
So every pirate movie with an accordionist is a science fiction movie with a time-travel sub plot
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Tell me some thing blasphemous and/or sacrilegious
@catsalad@infosec.exchange Pineapple can, indeed, go in pizza.
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@catsalad Emacs is the One True Editor
@distinctdipole @catsalad No! It's ed, the standard editor!
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@catsalad Due to biology, Jesus was likely a trans man
@FurryBeta
Thus the transubstantiation
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@catsalad When I was a kid I was at a church wedding and needed to pee but couldn't find the toilet, so I went outside and found a quiet spot.
I literally peed on a church.
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@catsalad
Pirates never played accordions️🪗 (Because they hadn’t been invented yet)
Accordions were invented during the 1800s Industrial Revolution at the same time as the telegraph, steam engine and the typewriter
100 years after the Golden Age of Piracy 1600s–1700s
So every pirate movie with an accordionist is a science fiction movie with a time-travel sub plot
️@AccordionBruce oh please it's a well known fact that the golden age of piracy was the late 1900s
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Tell me some thing blasphemous and/or sacrilegious
Trump.
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@catsalad You can like both Star Trek and Star Wars. 🤫
@benjamincox @catsalad I never understood that rivalry completely. I feel they are so different. I would equate Dune and Star Wars, more than Star Trek
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Tell me some thing blasphemous and/or sacrilegious
@catsalad Masturbation is fun.
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Tell me some thing blasphemous and/or sacrilegious
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@catsalad
Pirates never played accordions️🪗 (Because they hadn’t been invented yet)
Accordions were invented during the 1800s Industrial Revolution at the same time as the telegraph, steam engine and the typewriter
100 years after the Golden Age of Piracy 1600s–1700s
So every pirate movie with an accordionist is a science fiction movie with a time-travel sub plot
️@AccordionBruce @catsalad
Someone's gotta post a picture of a Somali pirate with an accordion. -
Tell me some thing blasphemous and/or sacrilegious
@catsalad
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@catsalad
Pirates never played accordions️🪗 (Because they hadn’t been invented yet)
Accordions were invented during the 1800s Industrial Revolution at the same time as the telegraph, steam engine and the typewriter
100 years after the Golden Age of Piracy 1600s–1700s
So every pirate movie with an accordionist is a science fiction movie with a time-travel sub plot
️@AccordionBruce @catsalad I've got a theory here: accordions, like opsin genes, were invented at least twice, separately. When the golden age of piracy was gone, the memories of accordions were repressed since strongly associated with socially unaccepted piracy-related aggression and violence. Hence, no trace in later history. However, they re-appear in movies as a great example of an archetype in Jungian shared unconsciousness. Anyone recall other social groups playing accordions? I'd like to develop my theory further.
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@catsalad
Pirates never played accordions️🪗 (Because they hadn’t been invented yet)
Accordions were invented during the 1800s Industrial Revolution at the same time as the telegraph, steam engine and the typewriter
100 years after the Golden Age of Piracy 1600s–1700s
So every pirate movie with an accordionist is a science fiction movie with a time-travel sub plot
️(Which IIRC is the title of a #JohnWyndham #SciFi short story in The Seeds of Time which defined the term.)
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@catsalad
Pirates never played accordions️🪗 (Because they hadn’t been invented yet)
Accordions were invented during the 1800s Industrial Revolution at the same time as the telegraph, steam engine and the typewriter
100 years after the Golden Age of Piracy 1600s–1700s
So every pirate movie with an accordionist is a science fiction movie with a time-travel sub plot
️@AccordionBruce @catsalad It fucks me up knowing that the bodhrán was invented in the 19th century, cus it feels like something that must have been around forever.
Granted it does depend on who you ask, there are people who insist it's ancient, but I think it's a question of how rigorously you define it. Like frame drums are probably older than dirt, but we're talking about a specific type of frame drum.
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Tell me some thing blasphemous and/or sacrilegious
@catsalad we are all god
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@AccordionBruce @catsalad I thought the things pirates don't play were concertinas.
@davidr @AccordionBruce @catsalad Concertinas are still 1835 ish. Now, I haven't found anything on the variations of the nearly 4,000-year-old Chinese version. https://concertinamusic.com/timeline/
