Tell me some thing blasphemous and/or sacrilegious

[ranjit@friend.camp]

@AccordionBruce

[minka@verse.averagedood.xyz]

@catsalad@infosec.exchange Pineapple can, indeed, go in pizza.

[jackemled@furry.engineer]

@distinctdipole @catsalad No! It's ed, the standard editor!

[delilahtech@tech.lgbt]

@FurryBeta
Thus the transubstantiation
@catsalad

[drliss@toot.lgbt]

@rhys @catsalad I have had so much sex in churches.

[artfulmodder@infosec.exchange]

@AccordionBruce oh please it's a well known fact that the golden age of piracy was the late 1900s

[saupreiss@pfalz.social]

@catsalad

Trump.

[urien2@floss.social]

@benjamincox @catsalad I never understood that rivalry completely. I feel they are so different. I would equate Dune and Star Wars, more than Star Trek

[baeuchle@gruene.social]

@catsalad Masturbation is fun.

[fzer0@nerdculture.de]

@catsalad

π is exactly three!

[leeloo@c.im]

@AccordionBruce @catsalad
Someone's gotta post a picture of a Somali pirate with an accordion.

[moin@gruene.social]

@catsalad
I downloaded a church

[adam_wysokinski@fediscience.org]

@AccordionBruce @catsalad I've got a theory here: accordions, like opsin genes, were invented at least twice, separately. When the golden age of piracy was gone, the memories of accordions were repressed since strongly associated with socially unaccepted piracy-related aggression and violence. Hence, no trace in later history. However, they re-appear in movies as a great example of an archetype in Jungian shared unconsciousness. Anyone recall other social groups playing accordions? I'd like to develop my theory further.

[photo55@mastodon.social]

@AccordionBruce

A #Chronoclasm

(Which IIRC is the title of a #JohnWyndham #SciFi short story in The Seeds of Time which defined the term.)

[owlor@meow.social]

@AccordionBruce @catsalad It fucks me up knowing that the bodhrán was invented in the 19th century, cus it feels like something that must have been around forever.

Granted it does depend on who you ask, there are people who insist it's ancient, but I think it's a question of how rigorously you define it. Like frame drums are probably older than dirt, but we're talking about a specific type of frame drum.

[mamalake@beige.party]

@catsalad we are all god

[jeanniewarner@wandering.shop]

@davidr @AccordionBruce @catsalad Concertinas are still 1835 ish. Now, I haven't found anything on the variations of the nearly 4,000-year-old Chinese version. https://concertinamusic.com/timeline/

[boredomfestival@sfba.social]

@AccordionBruce @catsalad next thing you know you'll be telling me Nero didn't actually fiddle while Rome burned

[quinn@social.circl.lu]

@AccordionBruce @catsalad in my heart there is a well-armed Somali pirate who dreams of duets with Weird Al, playing his accordion walking along the coast at sunset.

[boredomfestival@sfba.social]

@AccordionBruce @catsalad Neal Stephenson made a similar mistake in the Baroque Cycle: a character is killed by being stabbed with the endpin of a cello. Aside from the fact that this wouldn't be very effective structurally (the endpin is not robustly attached), the endpin didn't *exist* before the mid1800s (prior to that, the cello was held tightly between the legs, as the viola da gamba is today). A musician friend of mine wrote to Stephenson about this, (politely) pointing out the error. He told me that he received a reply, which read: "AAAARGH!"