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@catsalad cats can't eat chocolate
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@catsalad When I was a kid I was at a church wedding and needed to pee but couldn't find the toilet, so I went outside and found a quiet spot.
I literally peed on a church.
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@catsalad I like being agnostic because it annoys everyone, even other agnostics.
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@catsalad Humperdoo?
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@catsalad When I was a kid I was at a church wedding and needed to pee but couldn't find the toilet, so I went outside and found a quiet spot.
I literally peed on a church.
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@catsalad You can like both Star Trek and Star Wars. π€«
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@catsalad if you say "eggman" five times in front of a mirror, the Jesus appears
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@catsalad Emacs is the One True Editor

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@catsalad I like being agnostic because it annoys everyone, even other agnostics.
Ooh yeah. And being agnostic really annoys atheists, who try to convince me that I'm an atheist.
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@catsalad, cats are snakes with legs.
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@catsalad metallica and lotr are overrated. not bad, just overrated

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@catsalad Due to biology, Jesus was likely a trans man
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@catsalad some people donβt prefer cats
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Pirates never played accordions
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πͺ (Because they hadnβt been invented yet)
Accordions were invented during the 1800s Industrial Revolution at the same time as the telegraph, steam engine and the typewriter
100 years after the Golden Age of Piracy 1600sβ1700s
So every pirate movie with an accordionist is a science fiction movie with a time-travel sub plot

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Pirates never played accordions
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πͺ (Because they hadnβt been invented yet)
Accordions were invented during the 1800s Industrial Revolution at the same time as the telegraph, steam engine and the typewriter
100 years after the Golden Age of Piracy 1600sβ1700s
So every pirate movie with an accordionist is a science fiction movie with a time-travel sub plot

οΈyeah... i go through this at every ren faire, pirate movie, etc. showing a guitar. what we'd recognize as a guitar was a 19th century evolution of earlier instruments... i wasn't a wizard in history but do know that the renaissance was pre-1800s...
