Tell me some thing blasphemous and/or sacrilegious

[sanpan@mas.to]

@catsalad Humperdoo?

Just a moment...

(preacher.fandom.com)

[faoluin@chitter.xyz]

@catsalad https://www.ewtnnews.com/world/us/after-demonic-desecration-louisiana-church-reconsecrated-as-details-about-priest-emerge

[webhat@infosec.exchange]

@rhys @catsalad nice

[benjamincox@writing.exchange]

@catsalad You can like both Star Trek and Star Wars. 🤫

[isaactly_s@mas.to]

@catsalad if you say "eggman" five times in front of a mirror, the Jesus appears

[weezmgk@mastodon.social]

@catsalad

[distinctdipole@tech.lgbt]

@catsalad Emacs is the One True Editor

[cppguy@infosec.space]

@TheMightyGit

Ooh yeah. And being agnostic really annoys atheists, who try to convince me that I'm an atheist.

@catsalad

[mgorny@social.treehouse.systems]

@catsalad, cats are snakes with legs.

[june@mastodon.catgirl.cloud]

@catsalad metallica and lotr are overrated. not bad, just overrated

[furrybeta@shark.community]

@catsalad Due to biology, Jesus was likely a trans man

[furrybeta@shark.community]

@pixmo @catsalad This is truly blasphemy

[heathen_cat@furs.social]

@catsalad

[fritzadalis@infosec.exchange]

@FurryBeta @pixmo @catsalad
Yeah, blocked and reported.

[fritzadalis@infosec.exchange]

@TheMightyGit @catsalad
I believe in a god I strongly dislike.

[accordionbruce@mastodon.social]

@catsalad
Pirates never played accordions
‍️🪗

(Because they hadn’t been invented yet)

Accordions were invented during the 1800s Industrial Revolution at the same time as the telegraph, steam engine and the typewriter

100 years after the Golden Age of Piracy 1600s–1700s

So every pirate movie with an accordionist is a science fiction movie with a time-travel sub plot ️

[paul_ipv6@infosec.exchange]

@AccordionBruce @catsalad

yeah... i go through this at every ren faire, pirate movie, etc. showing a guitar. what we'd recognize as a guitar was a 19th century evolution of earlier instruments... i wasn't a wizard in history but do know that the renaissance was pre-1800s...

[tati@eldritch.cafe]

@catsalad a high school friend coined the exclamation 'christ on a stick' that he used whenever we would use 'fuck' now, and just as frequently

[maidservantofnanaya@social.translunar.academy]

@catsalad Ninjas (as we know them) didn't exist. Most of their lore was made up either as legends, for tourism, or are from movies

The real Shinobi were regular Samurai who did recon, sabotage and subterfuge, didn't use throwing stars, didn't use straight "ninja swords", and weren't assassins. In fact all the Ninja manuals are just quoting The Art of War, and are relatively mundane survival guides, like having recipes for Tofu

[processparsnip@mastodon.ie]

@AccordionBruce

🤯
Despite your username, I had to look this up and it's true. Absolutely wild.

@catsalad