This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.

[tang0008@mastodon.social]

@dazfuller @zkamvar if you had explained github to me this way I would have understood so much faster

[zkamvar@hachyderm.io]

@tang0008 @dazfuller I will do right by you one day, Timn

[jedbrown@hachyderm.io]

@dazfuller
And this is the figure from the 2010 blog post that their machine plagiarized (badly).
https://nvie.com/posts/a-successful-git-branching-model/

[davidvedvick@fosstodon.org]

@dazfuller thank god we've finally found a use for all of those GPUs

[fmasy@piaille.fr]

@dazfuller I have no words ... what is the point of generating a slop version of an already existing image ?!!

How can we wake up of this nightmare !?

#aislop #microslop

[dpnash@c.im]

@msh @dazfuller

I am Locutus of Morg. You will be assimilated continvoucly.

[vitaut@mastodon.social]

@dazfuller It's Tim Apple and he works in the opposite direction because he thinks different

[mattmcirvin@mathstodon.xyz]

@dazfuller Tirm keeps on slirping, slirping, slirping, into the future, or possibly, boats against the current, is borne back ceaselessly into the past

[moira@mastodon.murkworks.net]

@dazfuller WHAT IS THAT VERTICAL ARROW? WHO IS TINM? NM ISN'T EVEN A DEFINED LIGATURE

(as far as I can tell)

(but it does exist maybe? maybe as a phonetic marker:

File:Nm ligature.svg - Wikimedia Commons

(commons.wikimedia.org)

)

I am so confused

[benjaminklein@mastodon.nu]

@dazfuller why do they never morg their severe bug fix...

[moira@mastodon.murkworks.net]

@bartholin @ohmrun @dazfuller Or is it? I think it's an nm ligature so it's Tinm.

File:Nm ligature.svg - Wikimedia Commons

(commons.wikimedia.org)

[moira@mastodon.murkworks.net]

@bartholin @ohmrun @dazfuller AND IT HURTS EVERY TIME I LOOK AT IT

[libertyforward1@beige.party]

@dazfuller I will now pronounce "merged" as "morged" until my dying breath

[mapache@hachyderm.io]

@dazfuller this is embarrassing, I will bitch internally

[libertyforward1@beige.party]

@dazfuller also poor Tim. It's not his fault it's slop

[solemarc@mastodon.social]

@dazfuller the basic spelling mistakes make me think this might actually be a real person lol

[qwertziop@chaos.social]

@dazfuller Just one morge and Timn can parse XML with RegEx

[stumpythemutt@social.linux.pizza]

@itgrrl @dazfuller Dank!

[prasket@infosec.exchange]

@dazfuller
First thing I noticed was they used "master" vs "main" who would have thought a bunch of mostly white tech bros making LLMs would have reverted them 10 years in branch naming standards for all.

[thezeronine@mastodon.pnpde.social]

@dazfuller and stolen from sources like https://nvie.com/posts/a-successful-git-branching-model/