This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.

[msh@coales.co]

@dazfuller I think "morging" is one of those weird "sourcemaxxing" things all the cool kids are doing these days

[osunderdog@dmv.community]

@dazfuller
Sure... I've morged a branch or two... But I've certainly never released one to production.

[fancysandwiches@neuromatch.social]

@dazfuller this company has a market cap of $2.98 Trillion.

[joelvanderwerf@mastodon.social]

@dazfuller laughing continvoucly

[curtosis@mastodon.social]

@dazfuller But at least he’s delivering more featues.

[be0ba@fedi.tcp80.org]

@dazfuller The morging and continvoucliousity is the "major featue for next release" ofc. Not sure when that will happen since the chart doesn't seem to know whether it's coming or going....

[mattmerk@mastodon.social]

@joelvanderwerf I'm lauging continvously! @dazfuller

[mattmerk@mastodon.social]

@dazfuller Love the morger. Hate the morg!

[tang0008@mastodon.social]

@dazfuller @zkamvar if you had explained github to me this way I would have understood so much faster

[zkamvar@hachyderm.io]

@tang0008 @dazfuller I will do right by you one day, Timn

[jedbrown@hachyderm.io]

@dazfuller
And this is the figure from the 2010 blog post that their machine plagiarized (badly).
https://nvie.com/posts/a-successful-git-branching-model/

[davidvedvick@fosstodon.org]

@dazfuller thank god we've finally found a use for all of those GPUs

[fmasy@piaille.fr]

@dazfuller I have no words ... what is the point of generating a slop version of an already existing image ?!!

How can we wake up of this nightmare !?

#aislop #microslop

[dpnash@c.im]

@msh @dazfuller

I am Locutus of Morg. You will be assimilated continvoucly.

[vitaut@mastodon.social]

@dazfuller It's Tim Apple and he works in the opposite direction because he thinks different

[mattmcirvin@mathstodon.xyz]

@dazfuller Tirm keeps on slirping, slirping, slirping, into the future, or possibly, boats against the current, is borne back ceaselessly into the past

[moira@mastodon.murkworks.net]

@dazfuller WHAT IS THAT VERTICAL ARROW? WHO IS TINM? NM ISN'T EVEN A DEFINED LIGATURE

(as far as I can tell)

(but it does exist maybe? maybe as a phonetic marker:

File:Nm ligature.svg - Wikimedia Commons

(commons.wikimedia.org)

)

I am so confused

[benjaminklein@mastodon.nu]

@dazfuller why do they never morg their severe bug fix...

[moira@mastodon.murkworks.net]

@bartholin @ohmrun @dazfuller Or is it? I think it's an nm ligature so it's Tinm.

File:Nm ligature.svg - Wikimedia Commons

(commons.wikimedia.org)

[moira@mastodon.murkworks.net]

@bartholin @ohmrun @dazfuller AND IT HURTS EVERY TIME I LOOK AT IT