This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.

[jbaggs@infosec.exchange]

@dazfuller @dpnash Tinm or timn (I'm still not sure myself.) Is not bound by the law of entropy, and therefore has been made responsible for making any git morges that need to occur in the past. I hope that clears things up.

[skrlet13@sc.skrlet13.xyz]

@dazfuller
That reminds me, what happened to the original Learn Microsoft documentation??? Was it archived at least??

[bstacey@icosahedron.website]

@dazfuller it's morgin' time

[sellout@mastodon.social]

@dazfuller

“But surely, Eddington, your theory implies an ‘arrow of Tim’ that runs counter to your expectations?”

“Don’t call me Shirley.”

[theorangetheme@en.osm.town]

@dazfuller Everyone involved in this should be in prison. I can't believe THIS is why 32 gigs of RAM costs $500.

[brouhaha@mastodon.social]

@dazfuller
Tim keeps on slipping, slipping, slipping
Into the future

[damonwakes@mastodon.sdf.org]

@dazfuller The best part was when Tinm said "IT'S MORGIN' TIME!" and then morged continvoucly all over the repository.

[dancast@wandering.shop]

@itgrrl @dazfuller the only way to morg

[gusseting@mastodon.social]

@benrfairless I’m not going to disagree with my latest find @MattHatton : AI is mad cow disease for computers

[msh@coales.co]

@dazfuller I think "morging" is one of those weird "sourcemaxxing" things all the cool kids are doing these days

[osunderdog@dmv.community]

@dazfuller
Sure... I've morged a branch or two... But I've certainly never released one to production.

[fancysandwiches@neuromatch.social]

@dazfuller this company has a market cap of $2.98 Trillion.

[joelvanderwerf@mastodon.social]

@dazfuller laughing continvoucly

[curtosis@mastodon.social]

@dazfuller But at least he’s delivering more featues.

[be0ba@fedi.tcp80.org]

@dazfuller The morging and continvoucliousity is the "major featue for next release" ofc. Not sure when that will happen since the chart doesn't seem to know whether it's coming or going....

[mattmerk@mastodon.social]

@joelvanderwerf I'm lauging continvously! @dazfuller

[mattmerk@mastodon.social]

@dazfuller Love the morger. Hate the morg!

[tang0008@mastodon.social]

@dazfuller @zkamvar if you had explained github to me this way I would have understood so much faster

[zkamvar@hachyderm.io]

@tang0008 @dazfuller I will do right by you one day, Timn

[jedbrown@hachyderm.io]

@dazfuller
And this is the figure from the 2010 blog post that their machine plagiarized (badly).
https://nvie.com/posts/a-successful-git-branching-model/