If you're still using the penis, you're going to get left behind

[rotopenguin@mastodon.social]

@zrb @mcc oh yeah? Well this guy's already on Penis⁴

[benroyce@mastodon.social]

@mcc

Where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
Next to a broken toaster oven.
Some guy was selling it.
I had to buy it off him.
He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.
I took it home, washed it off,
And put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,
But I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass,
I like having a detachable penis.