If you're still using the penis, you're going to get left behind

[mcc@mastodon.social]

If you're still using the penis, you're going to get left behind

[mcc@mastodon.social]

(Text from "Steel Beach" by John Varley)

[zrb@social.hildebrind.space]

@mcc ah shit ah fuck I gotta buy into Penis 2 before it's too late

[greg_harvey@tooting.ch]

@mcc Well shit. It's kinda handy to be able to direct your pee...

[faithisleaping@anarres.family]

@mcc ‍️ I got off penis a while ago. It’s so over.

[burnoutqueen@todon.nl]

@mcc

I'm stuck in the stone age

[bob@feed.hella.cheap]

@mcc is this a pitch for zardoz

[genehack@dementedandsadbut.social]

@mcc I _thought_ that was Steel Beach

[fishidwardrobe@mastodon.me.uk]

@mcc the penis; mightier than the sword.

[yantor3d@mas.to]

@mcc "...and if you hold on to yours, in a decade or two, it will be a collectable antique!"

[mcc@mastodon.social]

@bob Glossy New York Times puff piece about Zardoz "His views on the penis are controversial. But he's revolutionizing gun sales— and facial hair."

[renaigh@beige.party]

@mcc the penis bubble is bursting

[lritter@mastodon.gamedev.place]

@fishidwardrobe @mcc whoever came up with the original adage knew exactly what they were doing

[lumi@snug.moe]

@mcc gock is where it's at

[sandorspruit@mastodon.nl]

@mcc @steltenpower Oh man, I didn’t see this coming

[elexia@twoot.site]

@mcc oh and here we were naively thinking of still using it

[sabrina@fedi01.unicornsparkle.club]

@mcc Five years? Stupid wait lists.

[sassinake@mastodon.social]

@mcc
It's not the penis, per se, that is obsolete.

It's the life-support from which it grows that's arrested its development along the way.

[acetone_kitten@anarchism.space]

@mcc
god i loved this book

[_the_cloud@mastodon.social]

@mcc @bob Not to mention body hair.