<![CDATA[If you're still using the penis, you're going to get left behind]]>If you're still using the penis, you're going to get left behind

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/topic/5ae22ce3-849e-4ef9-a00d-d9b325dc3bc6/if-you-re-still-using-the-penis-you-re-going-to-get-left-behindRSS for NodeMon, 25 May 2026 16:40:04 GMTSat, 23 May 2026 22:39:46 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to If you're still using the penis, you're going to get left behind on Sun, 24 May 2026 00:21:59 GMT]]>@mcc

Where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
Next to a broken toaster oven.
Some guy was selling it.
I had to buy it off him.
He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.
I took it home, washed it off,
And put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,
But I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass,
I like having a detachable penis.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/benroyce/statuses/116626693761349082https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/benroyce/statuses/116626693761349082Sun, 24 May 2026 00:21:59 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to If you're still using the penis, you're going to get left behind on Sun, 24 May 2026 00:08:42 GMT]]>@zrb @mcc oh yeah? Well this guy's already on Penis⁴

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/rotopenguin/statuses/116626641559878736https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/rotopenguin/statuses/116626641559878736Sun, 24 May 2026 00:08:42 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to If you're still using the penis, you're going to get left behind on Sun, 24 May 2026 00:05:13 GMT]]>@mcc @bob Not to mention body hair.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/_the_cloud/statuses/116626627831585504https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/_the_cloud/statuses/116626627831585504Sun, 24 May 2026 00:05:13 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to If you're still using the penis, you're going to get left behind on Sat, 23 May 2026 23:57:34 GMT]]>@mcc
god i loved this book

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://anarchism.space/users/acetone_kitten/statuses/116626597778109578https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://anarchism.space/users/acetone_kitten/statuses/116626597778109578Sat, 23 May 2026 23:57:34 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to If you're still using the penis, you're going to get left behind on Sat, 23 May 2026 23:50:38 GMT]]>@mcc
It's not the penis, per se, that is obsolete.

It's the life-support from which it grows that's arrested its development along the way.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/Sassinake/statuses/116626570480178095https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/Sassinake/statuses/116626570480178095Sat, 23 May 2026 23:50:38 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to If you're still using the penis, you're going to get left behind on Sat, 23 May 2026 23:35:26 GMT]]>@mcc Five years? Stupid wait lists.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://fedi01.unicornsparkle.club/users/sabrina/statuses/01KSBK33YE9EBH87RSMSA8N69Nhttps://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://fedi01.unicornsparkle.club/users/sabrina/statuses/01KSBK33YE9EBH87RSMSA8N69NSat, 23 May 2026 23:35:26 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to If you're still using the penis, you're going to get left behind on Sat, 23 May 2026 23:33:06 GMT]]>@mcc oh and here we were naively thinking of still using it

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://twoot.site/users/elexia/statuses/116626501562305154https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://twoot.site/users/elexia/statuses/116626501562305154Sat, 23 May 2026 23:33:06 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to If you're still using the penis, you're going to get left behind on Sat, 23 May 2026 23:32:56 GMT]]>@mcc @steltenpower Oh man, I didn’t see this coming 😬

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.nl/users/sandorspruit/statuses/116626500921251814https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.nl/users/sandorspruit/statuses/116626500921251814Sat, 23 May 2026 23:32:56 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to If you're still using the penis, you're going to get left behind on Sat, 23 May 2026 23:23:03 GMT]]>@mcc gock is where it's at

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://snug.moe/notes/ammjgc0vglmqv46ehttps://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://snug.moe/notes/ammjgc0vglmqv46eSat, 23 May 2026 23:23:03 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to If you're still using the penis, you're going to get left behind on Sat, 23 May 2026 23:15:26 GMT]]>@fishidwardrobe @mcc whoever came up with the original adage knew exactly what they were doing

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.gamedev.place/users/lritter/statuses/116626432130526781https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.gamedev.place/users/lritter/statuses/116626432130526781Sat, 23 May 2026 23:15:26 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to If you're still using the penis, you're going to get left behind on Sat, 23 May 2026 23:11:50 GMT]]>@mcc the penis bubble is bursting

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://beige.party/users/Renaigh/statuses/116626417944543366https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://beige.party/users/Renaigh/statuses/116626417944543366Sat, 23 May 2026 23:11:50 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to If you're still using the penis, you're going to get left behind on Sat, 23 May 2026 23:09:25 GMT]]>@bob Glossy New York Times puff piece about Zardoz "His views on the penis are controversial. But he's revolutionizing gun sales— and facial hair."

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/mcc/statuses/116626408419824874https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/mcc/statuses/116626408419824874Sat, 23 May 2026 23:09:25 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to If you're still using the penis, you're going to get left behind on Sat, 23 May 2026 22:59:42 GMT]]>@mcc "...and if you hold on to yours, in a decade or two, it will be a collectable antique!"

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mas.to/users/yantor3d/statuses/116626370213688157https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mas.to/users/yantor3d/statuses/116626370213688157Sat, 23 May 2026 22:59:42 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to If you're still using the penis, you're going to get left behind on Sat, 23 May 2026 22:53:11 GMT]]>@mcc the penis; mightier than the sword.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.me.uk/users/fishidwardrobe/statuses/116626344579879003https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.me.uk/users/fishidwardrobe/statuses/116626344579879003Sat, 23 May 2026 22:53:11 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to If you're still using the penis, you're going to get left behind on Sat, 23 May 2026 22:49:19 GMT]]>@mcc I _thought_ that was Steel Beach

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://dementedandsadbut.social/users/genehack/statuses/116626329413103929https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://dementedandsadbut.social/users/genehack/statuses/116626329413103929Sat, 23 May 2026 22:49:19 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to If you're still using the penis, you're going to get left behind on Sat, 23 May 2026 22:47:10 GMT]]>@mcc is this a pitch for zardoz

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://feed.hella.cheap/users/bob/statuses/01KSBGAQTPY1ZWVP35F2HPN4BMhttps://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://feed.hella.cheap/users/bob/statuses/01KSBGAQTPY1ZWVP35F2HPN4BMSat, 23 May 2026 22:47:10 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to If you're still using the penis, you're going to get left behind on Sat, 23 May 2026 22:43:15 GMT]]>@mcc

I'm stuck in the stone age 😔

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://todon.nl/users/burnoutqueen/statuses/116626305533561660https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://todon.nl/users/burnoutqueen/statuses/116626305533561660Sat, 23 May 2026 22:43:15 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to If you're still using the penis, you're going to get left behind on Sat, 23 May 2026 22:42:03 GMT]]>@mcc 🤷🏻‍♀️ I got off penis a while ago. It’s so over.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://anarres.family/users/faithisleaping/statuses/116626300811050528https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://anarres.family/users/faithisleaping/statuses/116626300811050528Sat, 23 May 2026 22:42:03 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to If you're still using the penis, you're going to get left behind on Sat, 23 May 2026 22:41:29 GMT]]>@mcc Well shit. It's kinda handy to be able to direct your pee...

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://tooting.ch/users/greg_harvey/statuses/116626298628272787https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://tooting.ch/users/greg_harvey/statuses/116626298628272787Sat, 23 May 2026 22:41:29 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to If you're still using the penis, you're going to get left behind on Sat, 23 May 2026 22:40:45 GMT]]>@mcc ah shit ah fuck I gotta buy into Penis 2 before it's too late

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://social.hildebrind.space/users/zrb/statuses/01KSBFZ038JSS2X1D7QDQFPCMVhttps://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://social.hildebrind.space/users/zrb/statuses/01KSBFZ038JSS2X1D7QDQFPCMVSat, 23 May 2026 22:40:45 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to If you're still using the penis, you're going to get left behind on Sat, 23 May 2026 22:40:10 GMT]]>(Text from "Steel Beach" by John Varley)

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/mcc/statuses/116626293421843703https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/mcc/statuses/116626293421843703Sat, 23 May 2026 22:40:10 GMT