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Lmao, this keychain is amazing!

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  • wakame@tech.lgbtW wakame@tech.lgbt

    @alice @theorangetheme

    I have a great and/or horrible idea for a geiger-counter-like device...

    No vision needed, just follow the sound.

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    @wakame @alice "Warm. Warmer. Warmer! Cold..."

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    • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

      Lmao, this keychain is amazing! It has a padded compartment for storing two Viagra pills, a little blue LED flashlight so she can show you where the clit is, ...and the batteries aren't replaceable—guaranteeing that it would flop eventually, never to be revived again 🤣

      Someone designed this.

      #DesignChoices #KeepItUp

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      @alice Bet I could fit 2 emergency Skittles in there!

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      • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

        Lmao, this keychain is amazing! It has a padded compartment for storing two Viagra pills, a little blue LED flashlight so she can show you where the clit is, ...and the batteries aren't replaceable—guaranteeing that it would flop eventually, never to be revived again 🤣

        Someone designed this.

        #DesignChoices #KeepItUp

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        @alice Warning: If the blue LED stays on for more than four hours, consult a physician immediately.

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        • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

          Lmao, this keychain is amazing! It has a padded compartment for storing two Viagra pills, a little blue LED flashlight so she can show you where the clit is, ...and the batteries aren't replaceable—guaranteeing that it would flop eventually, never to be revived again 🤣

          Someone designed this.

          #DesignChoices #KeepItUp

          autolycos@med-mastodon.comA This user is from outside of this forum
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          @alice those reps really ruined it for my generation of doctors

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          • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

            Lmao, this keychain is amazing! It has a padded compartment for storing two Viagra pills, a little blue LED flashlight so she can show you where the clit is, ...and the batteries aren't replaceable—guaranteeing that it would flop eventually, never to be revived again 🤣

            Someone designed this.

            #DesignChoices #KeepItUp

            taurus@thicc.horseT This user is from outside of this forum
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            @alice wtf

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            • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

              @theorangetheme you'd be surprised how many guys need a map.

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              @alice @theorangetheme the problems is guys too proud to read maps or manuals. I mean once you know, it's right there. Front and centre.

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              • taurus@thicc.horseT taurus@thicc.horse

                @alice wtf

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                @taurus indeed.

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                • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

                  Lmao, this keychain is amazing! It has a padded compartment for storing two Viagra pills, a little blue LED flashlight so she can show you where the clit is, ...and the batteries aren't replaceable—guaranteeing that it would flop eventually, never to be revived again 🤣

                  Someone designed this.

                  #DesignChoices #KeepItUp

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                  @alice haaaa

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                  • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

                    Lmao, this keychain is amazing! It has a padded compartment for storing two Viagra pills, a little blue LED flashlight so she can show you where the clit is, ...and the batteries aren't replaceable—guaranteeing that it would flop eventually, never to be revived again 🤣

                    Someone designed this.

                    #DesignChoices #KeepItUp

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                    @alice Men sure are clueless. I used to see videos on TikTok with men getting interviewed about women's anatomy. CLUELESS. So many.

                    I'm 58 and I was clueless until I was like 18 or 19. Too late IMHO. I'm hoping young people are getting a better education than I did.

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                    • dan@discuss.systemsD dan@discuss.systems

                      @alice on the whole, it's probably for the best that we no longer let pharma reps give free swag for doctors, but it does mean we miss out on awesome things like this. At one point I had quite a collection, thanks to my parents bringing home the most hilarious ones for me.

                      The best one has to be the Levitra folding pen that had a button to, er, erect itself: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/T6Z6IhHH-ro

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                      @dan @alice I'm crying with laughter 🤣

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                      • knittingdyke@mspsocial.netK knittingdyke@mspsocial.net

                        @alice Men sure are clueless. I used to see videos on TikTok with men getting interviewed about women's anatomy. CLUELESS. So many.

                        I'm 58 and I was clueless until I was like 18 or 19. Too late IMHO. I'm hoping young people are getting a better education than I did.

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                        @KnittingDyke the good news?

                        The are.

                        The bad news?

                        It's from TikTok.

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                        • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

                          Lmao, this keychain is amazing! It has a padded compartment for storing two Viagra pills, a little blue LED flashlight so she can show you where the clit is, ...and the batteries aren't replaceable—guaranteeing that it would flop eventually, never to be revived again 🤣

                          Someone designed this.

                          #DesignChoices #KeepItUp

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                          @alice

                          Does it have batteries?

                          Surely a capacitor, which is charged by making rapid up-and-down motions with one's fist.

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                          • isol@mastodon.auI isol@mastodon.au

                            @alice

                            Does it have batteries?

                            Surely a capacitor, which is charged by making rapid up-and-down motions with one's fist.

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                            @isol that would be the fucking icing on the design if you had to vigorously jork it to make the light come on 🤣

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                            • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

                              Lmao, this keychain is amazing! It has a padded compartment for storing two Viagra pills, a little blue LED flashlight so she can show you where the clit is, ...and the batteries aren't replaceable—guaranteeing that it would flop eventually, never to be revived again 🤣

                              Someone designed this.

                              #DesignChoices #KeepItUp

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                              @alice

                              That flip-top is irritating me.🤔

                              Couldn't they have done a flexible cover -either pull it back to expose the opening, or roll it off completely?

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