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Lmao, this keychain is amazing!

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  • whitneymcn@mastodon.xyzW whitneymcn@mastodon.xyz

    @dan @alice My best friend's aunt was a pharmacist, and she got, and then gave out, SO MUCH drug company swag in the '80s.

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    @whitneymcn there was a drug rep that used to come into my office, and she'd give out samples to us. That's how I ended up trying Viagra. Fun fact: it works regardless of your standard equipment loadout (though not on everyone), but I did get a headache from it after a while.

    I'm pretty sure what she was doing was illegal, but we were in our 20s and it was all fun and games as long as no one's heart popped.

    @dan

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    • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA This user is from outside of this forum
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      @Mungencakes wait! Is the battery replaceable?? I couldn't get it open, and the pill compartment didn't have a battery under the foam housing or anything.

      @theorangetheme

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      • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

        @Mungencakes wait! Is the battery replaceable?? I couldn't get it open, and the pill compartment didn't have a battery under the foam housing or anything.

        @theorangetheme

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        @Mungencakes maybe like with guys and clits, I just needed to look harder 😞

        @theorangetheme

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        • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

          Lmao, this keychain is amazing! It has a padded compartment for storing two Viagra pills, a little blue LED flashlight so she can show you where the clit is, ...and the batteries aren't replaceable—guaranteeing that it would flop eventually, never to be revived again 🤣

          Someone designed this.

          #DesignChoices #KeepItUp

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          @alice That is absolutely hilarious. When it runs outta power it'll be like an awful adventure novel. The Bonerlight has gone out! Now we'll never find the Hidden Clitoris of Vulvapolis!

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          • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

            Lmao, this keychain is amazing! It has a padded compartment for storing two Viagra pills, a little blue LED flashlight so she can show you where the clit is, ...and the batteries aren't replaceable—guaranteeing that it would flop eventually, never to be revived again 🤣

            Someone designed this.

            #DesignChoices #KeepItUp

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            @alice I like how it is black, with black on black text, to make it easy to find. The mind boggles how common that stupid design error is. I recently returned a £400+ Steam Deck, one of the reasons for the return being that many of the controls were labelled in black on black. Even devices for the partially sighted often get this wrong.

            #Accessibility

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            • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

              @theorangetheme you'd be surprised how many guys need a map.

              https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/qoqxft/why_is_the_clitoris_so_hard_to_find/

              wakame@tech.lgbtW This user is from outside of this forum
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              @alice @theorangetheme

              I have a great and/or horrible idea for a geiger-counter-like device...

              No vision needed, just follow the sound.

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              • dan@discuss.systemsD dan@discuss.systems

                @alice on the whole, it's probably for the best that we no longer let pharma reps give free swag for doctors, but it does mean we miss out on awesome things like this. At one point I had quite a collection, thanks to my parents bringing home the most hilarious ones for me.

                The best one has to be the Levitra folding pen that had a button to, er, erect itself: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/T6Z6IhHH-ro

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                @dan @alice yes! My friend's dad worked at GSK and we all played with these and thought they were hilarious. (They were)

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                • wakame@tech.lgbtW wakame@tech.lgbt

                  @alice @theorangetheme

                  I have a great and/or horrible idea for a geiger-counter-like device...

                  No vision needed, just follow the sound.

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                  @wakame @alice "Warm. Warmer. Warmer! Cold..."

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                  • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

                    Lmao, this keychain is amazing! It has a padded compartment for storing two Viagra pills, a little blue LED flashlight so she can show you where the clit is, ...and the batteries aren't replaceable—guaranteeing that it would flop eventually, never to be revived again 🤣

                    Someone designed this.

                    #DesignChoices #KeepItUp

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                    @alice Bet I could fit 2 emergency Skittles in there!

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                    • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

                      Lmao, this keychain is amazing! It has a padded compartment for storing two Viagra pills, a little blue LED flashlight so she can show you where the clit is, ...and the batteries aren't replaceable—guaranteeing that it would flop eventually, never to be revived again 🤣

                      Someone designed this.

                      #DesignChoices #KeepItUp

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                      @alice Warning: If the blue LED stays on for more than four hours, consult a physician immediately.

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                      • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

                        Lmao, this keychain is amazing! It has a padded compartment for storing two Viagra pills, a little blue LED flashlight so she can show you where the clit is, ...and the batteries aren't replaceable—guaranteeing that it would flop eventually, never to be revived again 🤣

                        Someone designed this.

                        #DesignChoices #KeepItUp

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                        @alice those reps really ruined it for my generation of doctors

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                        • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

                          Lmao, this keychain is amazing! It has a padded compartment for storing two Viagra pills, a little blue LED flashlight so she can show you where the clit is, ...and the batteries aren't replaceable—guaranteeing that it would flop eventually, never to be revived again 🤣

                          Someone designed this.

                          #DesignChoices #KeepItUp

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                          @alice wtf

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                          • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

                            @theorangetheme you'd be surprised how many guys need a map.

                            https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/qoqxft/why_is_the_clitoris_so_hard_to_find/

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                            @alice @theorangetheme the problems is guys too proud to read maps or manuals. I mean once you know, it's right there. Front and centre.

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                            • taurus@thicc.horseT taurus@thicc.horse

                              @alice wtf

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                              @taurus indeed.

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                              • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

                                Lmao, this keychain is amazing! It has a padded compartment for storing two Viagra pills, a little blue LED flashlight so she can show you where the clit is, ...and the batteries aren't replaceable—guaranteeing that it would flop eventually, never to be revived again 🤣

                                Someone designed this.

                                #DesignChoices #KeepItUp

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                                @alice haaaa

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                                • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

                                  Lmao, this keychain is amazing! It has a padded compartment for storing two Viagra pills, a little blue LED flashlight so she can show you where the clit is, ...and the batteries aren't replaceable—guaranteeing that it would flop eventually, never to be revived again 🤣

                                  Someone designed this.

                                  #DesignChoices #KeepItUp

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                                  @alice Men sure are clueless. I used to see videos on TikTok with men getting interviewed about women's anatomy. CLUELESS. So many.

                                  I'm 58 and I was clueless until I was like 18 or 19. Too late IMHO. I'm hoping young people are getting a better education than I did.

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                                  • dan@discuss.systemsD dan@discuss.systems

                                    @alice on the whole, it's probably for the best that we no longer let pharma reps give free swag for doctors, but it does mean we miss out on awesome things like this. At one point I had quite a collection, thanks to my parents bringing home the most hilarious ones for me.

                                    The best one has to be the Levitra folding pen that had a button to, er, erect itself: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/T6Z6IhHH-ro

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                                    @dan @alice I'm crying with laughter 🤣

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                                    • knittingdyke@mspsocial.netK knittingdyke@mspsocial.net

                                      @alice Men sure are clueless. I used to see videos on TikTok with men getting interviewed about women's anatomy. CLUELESS. So many.

                                      I'm 58 and I was clueless until I was like 18 or 19. Too late IMHO. I'm hoping young people are getting a better education than I did.

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                                      @KnittingDyke the good news?

                                      The are.

                                      The bad news?

                                      It's from TikTok.

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                                      • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

                                        Lmao, this keychain is amazing! It has a padded compartment for storing two Viagra pills, a little blue LED flashlight so she can show you where the clit is, ...and the batteries aren't replaceable—guaranteeing that it would flop eventually, never to be revived again 🤣

                                        Someone designed this.

                                        #DesignChoices #KeepItUp

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                                        @alice

                                        Does it have batteries?

                                        Surely a capacitor, which is charged by making rapid up-and-down motions with one's fist.

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                                        • isol@mastodon.auI isol@mastodon.au

                                          @alice

                                          Does it have batteries?

                                          Surely a capacitor, which is charged by making rapid up-and-down motions with one's fist.

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                                          @isol that would be the fucking icing on the design if you had to vigorously jork it to make the light come on 🤣

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