Lmao, this keychain is amazing!
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@dan that's amazing!

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@alice batteries are replaceable if you are brave enough
@autisticplushy @alice there’s a refractory period though
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@autisticplushy I was really hoping that was the battery compartment and it was just powered by Viagra.
@alice fgiojuiohjiuhvbui "Change only when under the influence."
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@alice at least they didn’t sacrifice an ARM SoC and a LCD screen to play erection-themed animations every time you reach for a pill.
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@alice on the whole, it's probably for the best that we no longer let pharma reps give free swag for doctors, but it does mean we miss out on awesome things like this. At one point I had quite a collection, thanks to my parents bringing home the most hilarious ones for me.
The best one has to be the Levitra folding pen that had a button to, er, erect itself: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/T6Z6IhHH-ro
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Lmao, this keychain is amazing! It has a padded compartment for storing two Viagra pills, a little blue LED flashlight so she can show you where the clit is, ...and the batteries aren't replaceable—guaranteeing that it would flop eventually, never to be revived again

Someone designed this.
@alice All that, and a non-watertight container for the pills with a living hinge, aka the world's slowest breakaway mechanism.
They spared no expense, in the John Hammond-est sense of the term.
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@alice All that, and a non-watertight container for the pills with a living hinge, aka the world's slowest breakaway mechanism.
They spared no expense, in the John Hammond-est sense of the term.
@alice Book John Hammond, even.
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@whitneymcn there was a drug rep that used to come into my office, and she'd give out samples to us. That's how I ended up trying Viagra. Fun fact: it works regardless of your standard equipment loadout (though not on everyone), but I did get a headache from it after a while.
I'm pretty sure what she was doing was illegal, but we were in our 20s and it was all fun and games as long as no one's heart popped.
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@Mungencakes wait! Is the battery replaceable?? I couldn't get it open, and the pill compartment didn't have a battery under the foam housing or anything.
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@Mungencakes wait! Is the battery replaceable?? I couldn't get it open, and the pill compartment didn't have a battery under the foam housing or anything.
@Mungencakes maybe like with guys and clits, I just needed to look harder

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Lmao, this keychain is amazing! It has a padded compartment for storing two Viagra pills, a little blue LED flashlight so she can show you where the clit is, ...and the batteries aren't replaceable—guaranteeing that it would flop eventually, never to be revived again

Someone designed this.
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Lmao, this keychain is amazing! It has a padded compartment for storing two Viagra pills, a little blue LED flashlight so she can show you where the clit is, ...and the batteries aren't replaceable—guaranteeing that it would flop eventually, never to be revived again

Someone designed this.
@alice I like how it is black, with black on black text, to make it easy to find. The mind boggles how common that stupid design error is. I recently returned a £400+ Steam Deck, one of the reasons for the return being that many of the controls were labelled in black on black. Even devices for the partially sighted often get this wrong.
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@theorangetheme you'd be surprised how many guys need a map.
I have a great and/or horrible idea for a geiger-counter-like device...
No vision needed, just follow the sound.
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@alice on the whole, it's probably for the best that we no longer let pharma reps give free swag for doctors, but it does mean we miss out on awesome things like this. At one point I had quite a collection, thanks to my parents bringing home the most hilarious ones for me.
The best one has to be the Levitra folding pen that had a button to, er, erect itself: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/T6Z6IhHH-ro
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I have a great and/or horrible idea for a geiger-counter-like device...
No vision needed, just follow the sound.
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Lmao, this keychain is amazing! It has a padded compartment for storing two Viagra pills, a little blue LED flashlight so she can show you where the clit is, ...and the batteries aren't replaceable—guaranteeing that it would flop eventually, never to be revived again

Someone designed this.
@alice Bet I could fit 2 emergency Skittles in there!
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Lmao, this keychain is amazing! It has a padded compartment for storing two Viagra pills, a little blue LED flashlight so she can show you where the clit is, ...and the batteries aren't replaceable—guaranteeing that it would flop eventually, never to be revived again

Someone designed this.
@alice Warning: If the blue LED stays on for more than four hours, consult a physician immediately.
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Lmao, this keychain is amazing! It has a padded compartment for storing two Viagra pills, a little blue LED flashlight so she can show you where the clit is, ...and the batteries aren't replaceable—guaranteeing that it would flop eventually, never to be revived again

Someone designed this.
@alice those reps really ruined it for my generation of doctors
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Lmao, this keychain is amazing! It has a padded compartment for storing two Viagra pills, a little blue LED flashlight so she can show you where the clit is, ...and the batteries aren't replaceable—guaranteeing that it would flop eventually, never to be revived again

Someone designed this.
@alice wtf
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@theorangetheme you'd be surprised how many guys need a map.
@alice @theorangetheme the problems is guys too proud to read maps or manuals. I mean once you know, it's right there. Front and centre.