Lmao, this keychain is amazing!
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Lmao, this keychain is amazing! It has a padded compartment for storing two Viagra pills, a little blue LED flashlight so she can show you where the clit is, ...and the batteries aren't replaceable—guaranteeing that it would flop eventually, never to be revived again
Someone designed this.
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Lmao, this keychain is amazing! It has a padded compartment for storing two Viagra pills, a little blue LED flashlight so she can show you where the clit is, ...and the batteries aren't replaceable—guaranteeing that it would flop eventually, never to be revived again
Someone designed this.
@alice I'm sorry, a blue flashlight to do WHAT? Is that a thing? Sheesh, I'm gayer than Christmas and even *I* wouldn't need a flashlight for that...
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Lmao, this keychain is amazing! It has a padded compartment for storing two Viagra pills, a little blue LED flashlight so she can show you where the clit is, ...and the batteries aren't replaceable—guaranteeing that it would flop eventually, never to be revived again
Someone designed this.
@alice the person who invented this was the hero of that pharma convention, I’m sure
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Lmao, this keychain is amazing! It has a padded compartment for storing two Viagra pills, a little blue LED flashlight so she can show you where the clit is, ...and the batteries aren't replaceable—guaranteeing that it would flop eventually, never to be revived again
Someone designed this.
@alice pharmaceutical gadgets are amazing. the pharmacy i worked in had a birth control pack that was a clock. i wanted it sooooooooooooooo bad
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Lmao, this keychain is amazing! It has a padded compartment for storing two Viagra pills, a little blue LED flashlight so she can show you where the clit is, ...and the batteries aren't replaceable—guaranteeing that it would flop eventually, never to be revived again
Someone designed this.
@alice on the whole, it's probably for the best that we no longer let pharma reps give free swag for doctors, but it does mean we miss out on awesome things like this. At one point I had quite a collection, thanks to my parents bringing home the most hilarious ones for me.
The best one has to be the Levitra folding pen that had a button to, er, erect itself: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/T6Z6IhHH-ro
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Lmao, this keychain is amazing! It has a padded compartment for storing two Viagra pills, a little blue LED flashlight so she can show you where the clit is, ...and the batteries aren't replaceable—guaranteeing that it would flop eventually, never to be revived again
Someone designed this.
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Lmao, this keychain is amazing! It has a padded compartment for storing two Viagra pills, a little blue LED flashlight so she can show you where the clit is, ...and the batteries aren't replaceable—guaranteeing that it would flop eventually, never to be revived again
Someone designed this.
@alice at least they didn’t sacrifice an ARM SoC and a LCD screen to play erection-themed animations every time you reach for a pill.
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@alice I'm sorry, a blue flashlight to do WHAT? Is that a thing? Sheesh, I'm gayer than Christmas and even *I* wouldn't need a flashlight for that...
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Lmao, this keychain is amazing! It has a padded compartment for storing two Viagra pills, a little blue LED flashlight so she can show you where the clit is, ...and the batteries aren't replaceable—guaranteeing that it would flop eventually, never to be revived again
Someone designed this.
@alice batteries are replaceable if you are brave enough
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@alice on the whole, it's probably for the best that we no longer let pharma reps give free swag for doctors, but it does mean we miss out on awesome things like this. At one point I had quite a collection, thanks to my parents bringing home the most hilarious ones for me.
The best one has to be the Levitra folding pen that had a button to, er, erect itself: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/T6Z6IhHH-ro
@dan that's amazing!
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@alice batteries are replaceable if you are brave enough
@autisticplushy I was really hoping that was the battery compartment and it was just powered by Viagra.
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@dan that's amazing!
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@alice batteries are replaceable if you are brave enough
@autisticplushy @alice there’s a refractory period though
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@autisticplushy I was really hoping that was the battery compartment and it was just powered by Viagra.
@alice fgiojuiohjiuhvbui "Change only when under the influence."
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@alice at least they didn’t sacrifice an ARM SoC and a LCD screen to play erection-themed animations every time you reach for a pill.
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@alice on the whole, it's probably for the best that we no longer let pharma reps give free swag for doctors, but it does mean we miss out on awesome things like this. At one point I had quite a collection, thanks to my parents bringing home the most hilarious ones for me.
The best one has to be the Levitra folding pen that had a button to, er, erect itself: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/T6Z6IhHH-ro
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Lmao, this keychain is amazing! It has a padded compartment for storing two Viagra pills, a little blue LED flashlight so she can show you where the clit is, ...and the batteries aren't replaceable—guaranteeing that it would flop eventually, never to be revived again
Someone designed this.
@alice All that, and a non-watertight container for the pills with a living hinge, aka the world's slowest breakaway mechanism.
They spared no expense, in the John Hammond-est sense of the term.
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@alice All that, and a non-watertight container for the pills with a living hinge, aka the world's slowest breakaway mechanism.
They spared no expense, in the John Hammond-est sense of the term.
@alice Book John Hammond, even.
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@whitneymcn there was a drug rep that used to come into my office, and she'd give out samples to us. That's how I ended up trying Viagra. Fun fact: it works regardless of your standard equipment loadout (though not on everyone), but I did get a headache from it after a while.
I'm pretty sure what she was doing was illegal, but we were in our 20s and it was all fun and games as long as no one's heart popped.
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@Mungencakes wait! Is the battery replaceable?? I couldn't get it open, and the pill compartment didn't have a battery under the foam housing or anything.
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