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Lmao, this keychain is amazing!

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  • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

    Lmao, this keychain is amazing! It has a padded compartment for storing two Viagra pills, a little blue LED flashlight so she can show you where the clit is, ...and the batteries aren't replaceable—guaranteeing that it would flop eventually, never to be revived again 🤣

    Someone designed this.

    #DesignChoices #KeepItUp

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    @alice That is absolutely hilarious. When it runs outta power it'll be like an awful adventure novel. The Bonerlight has gone out! Now we'll never find the Hidden Clitoris of Vulvapolis!

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    • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

      Lmao, this keychain is amazing! It has a padded compartment for storing two Viagra pills, a little blue LED flashlight so she can show you where the clit is, ...and the batteries aren't replaceable—guaranteeing that it would flop eventually, never to be revived again 🤣

      Someone designed this.

      #DesignChoices #KeepItUp

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      @alice I like how it is black, with black on black text, to make it easy to find. The mind boggles how common that stupid design error is. I recently returned a £400+ Steam Deck, one of the reasons for the return being that many of the controls were labelled in black on black. Even devices for the partially sighted often get this wrong.

      #Accessibility

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      • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

        @theorangetheme you'd be surprised how many guys need a map.

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        @alice @theorangetheme

        I have a great and/or horrible idea for a geiger-counter-like device...

        No vision needed, just follow the sound.

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        • dan@discuss.systemsD dan@discuss.systems

          @alice on the whole, it's probably for the best that we no longer let pharma reps give free swag for doctors, but it does mean we miss out on awesome things like this. At one point I had quite a collection, thanks to my parents bringing home the most hilarious ones for me.

          The best one has to be the Levitra folding pen that had a button to, er, erect itself: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/T6Z6IhHH-ro

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          @dan @alice yes! My friend's dad worked at GSK and we all played with these and thought they were hilarious. (They were)

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          • wakame@tech.lgbtW wakame@tech.lgbt

            @alice @theorangetheme

            I have a great and/or horrible idea for a geiger-counter-like device...

            No vision needed, just follow the sound.

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            @wakame @alice "Warm. Warmer. Warmer! Cold..."

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            • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

              Lmao, this keychain is amazing! It has a padded compartment for storing two Viagra pills, a little blue LED flashlight so she can show you where the clit is, ...and the batteries aren't replaceable—guaranteeing that it would flop eventually, never to be revived again 🤣

              Someone designed this.

              #DesignChoices #KeepItUp

              catsalad@infosec.exchangeC This user is from outside of this forum
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              @alice Bet I could fit 2 emergency Skittles in there!

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              • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

                Lmao, this keychain is amazing! It has a padded compartment for storing two Viagra pills, a little blue LED flashlight so she can show you where the clit is, ...and the batteries aren't replaceable—guaranteeing that it would flop eventually, never to be revived again 🤣

                Someone designed this.

                #DesignChoices #KeepItUp

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                @alice Warning: If the blue LED stays on for more than four hours, consult a physician immediately.

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                • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

                  Lmao, this keychain is amazing! It has a padded compartment for storing two Viagra pills, a little blue LED flashlight so she can show you where the clit is, ...and the batteries aren't replaceable—guaranteeing that it would flop eventually, never to be revived again 🤣

                  Someone designed this.

                  #DesignChoices #KeepItUp

                  autolycos@med-mastodon.comA This user is from outside of this forum
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                  @alice those reps really ruined it for my generation of doctors

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                  • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

                    Lmao, this keychain is amazing! It has a padded compartment for storing two Viagra pills, a little blue LED flashlight so she can show you where the clit is, ...and the batteries aren't replaceable—guaranteeing that it would flop eventually, never to be revived again 🤣

                    Someone designed this.

                    #DesignChoices #KeepItUp

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                    @alice wtf

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                    • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

                      @theorangetheme you'd be surprised how many guys need a map.

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                      @alice @theorangetheme the problems is guys too proud to read maps or manuals. I mean once you know, it's right there. Front and centre.

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                      • taurus@thicc.horseT taurus@thicc.horse

                        @alice wtf

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                        @taurus indeed.

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                        • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

                          Lmao, this keychain is amazing! It has a padded compartment for storing two Viagra pills, a little blue LED flashlight so she can show you where the clit is, ...and the batteries aren't replaceable—guaranteeing that it would flop eventually, never to be revived again 🤣

                          Someone designed this.

                          #DesignChoices #KeepItUp

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                          @alice haaaa

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                          • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

                            Lmao, this keychain is amazing! It has a padded compartment for storing two Viagra pills, a little blue LED flashlight so she can show you where the clit is, ...and the batteries aren't replaceable—guaranteeing that it would flop eventually, never to be revived again 🤣

                            Someone designed this.

                            #DesignChoices #KeepItUp

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                            @alice Men sure are clueless. I used to see videos on TikTok with men getting interviewed about women's anatomy. CLUELESS. So many.

                            I'm 58 and I was clueless until I was like 18 or 19. Too late IMHO. I'm hoping young people are getting a better education than I did.

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                            • dan@discuss.systemsD dan@discuss.systems

                              @alice on the whole, it's probably for the best that we no longer let pharma reps give free swag for doctors, but it does mean we miss out on awesome things like this. At one point I had quite a collection, thanks to my parents bringing home the most hilarious ones for me.

                              The best one has to be the Levitra folding pen that had a button to, er, erect itself: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/T6Z6IhHH-ro

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                              @dan @alice I'm crying with laughter 🤣

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                              • knittingdyke@mspsocial.netK knittingdyke@mspsocial.net

                                @alice Men sure are clueless. I used to see videos on TikTok with men getting interviewed about women's anatomy. CLUELESS. So many.

                                I'm 58 and I was clueless until I was like 18 or 19. Too late IMHO. I'm hoping young people are getting a better education than I did.

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                                @KnittingDyke the good news?

                                The are.

                                The bad news?

                                It's from TikTok.

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                                • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

                                  Lmao, this keychain is amazing! It has a padded compartment for storing two Viagra pills, a little blue LED flashlight so she can show you where the clit is, ...and the batteries aren't replaceable—guaranteeing that it would flop eventually, never to be revived again 🤣

                                  Someone designed this.

                                  #DesignChoices #KeepItUp

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                                  @alice

                                  Does it have batteries?

                                  Surely a capacitor, which is charged by making rapid up-and-down motions with one's fist.

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                                  • isol@mastodon.auI isol@mastodon.au

                                    @alice

                                    Does it have batteries?

                                    Surely a capacitor, which is charged by making rapid up-and-down motions with one's fist.

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                                    @isol that would be the fucking icing on the design if you had to vigorously jork it to make the light come on 🤣

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                                    • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

                                      Lmao, this keychain is amazing! It has a padded compartment for storing two Viagra pills, a little blue LED flashlight so she can show you where the clit is, ...and the batteries aren't replaceable—guaranteeing that it would flop eventually, never to be revived again 🤣

                                      Someone designed this.

                                      #DesignChoices #KeepItUp

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                                      @alice

                                      That flip-top is irritating me.🤔

                                      Couldn't they have done a flexible cover -either pull it back to expose the opening, or roll it off completely?

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